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There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?

 
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There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
:) will anyone dare answer it hahaha
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
he's jewish colored
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12/17/2012 03:45 AM
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
he's jewish colored
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I think you're on to something
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Asian? Because hes ninja? Am i getting close?
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
he's democratic colored
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
were those apples white females?
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
were those apples white females?
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I just busted out laughing to this one OMG HAHAHAHA
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
The same color as my stolen bike.
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Asian? Because hes ninja? Am i getting close?
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So asians are the only one's who steal apples? Explain please
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
A white bigot :)
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Are there grapes too?
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12/17/2012 03:50 AM
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Are there grapes too?
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Maybe before the apples ;)
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Cyan

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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Are you really so bored that you're trolling GLP to spark up a race debate?

Jeez man, take up knitting or masturbation or sleep or something. You have too much free time in the wee hours of the morning.
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
He must be black...cause he figured he could only carry two having only two hands.

A white boy would taken them all..one in each hand and one between his teeth.

See..when ya flog shit..ya gotta use your BRAINS.
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Are you really so bored that you're trolling GLP to spark up a race debate?

Jeez man, take up knitting or masturbation or sleep or something. You have too much free time in the wee hours of the morning.
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You're very sensitive...If I used a name like Mark, there would have been no problems at all. A few of my black friends told me the joke and thought it was hilarious...some people just can't joke around I guess :) Have a nice night sir
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Are you really so bored that you're trolling GLP to spark up a race debate?

Jeez man, take up knitting or masturbation or sleep or something. You have too much free time in the wee hours of the morning.
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You're very sensitive...If I used a name like Mark, there would have been no problems at all. A few of my black friends told me the joke and thought it was hilarious...some people just can't joke around I guess :) Have a nice night sir
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I only appreciate racial humor if it's actually witty. And yeah, I would be saying the same shit had you named him Mark.
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
violet gold white cyan and blue.
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
:) will anyone dare answer it hahaha
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Hipanic?
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Are you really so bored that you're trolling GLP to spark up a race debate?

Jeez man, take up knitting or masturbation or sleep or something. You have too much free time in the wee hours of the morning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30087238


You're very sensitive...If I used a name like Mark, there would have been no problems at all. A few of my black friends told me the joke and thought it was hilarious...some people just can't joke around I guess :) Have a nice night sir
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27250682


I only appreciate racial humor if it's actually witty. And yeah, I would be saying the same shit had you named him Mark.
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You are trying to instigate an argument yoda
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
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full spectrum since it includes white.

if its just him and red then he is blue and pink or violet

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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
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full spectrum since it includes white.
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I like the creative thinking :)
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
I gave you 5 stars for making me ROFL!
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
I gave you 5 stars for making me ROFL!
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greedy
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
white amerikcan, you know that filthy white colour not the nice white and brown european colour...
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
anyways you were prob just looking for gold.
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
:) will anyone dare answer it hahaha
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Black!
95% of them are 'takers' the other 5% are the contributors to society. the 'self reliant' ones. The good ones.
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
:) will anyone dare answer it hahaha
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Black!
95% of them are 'takers' the other 5% are the contributors to society. the 'self reliant' ones. The good ones.
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paggot
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Can't be yellow, as the 16:9 eyesight would have noticed the 3rd apple.

Can't be black, as the apples would be eaten and the table burnt for fuel.

Can't be white, as all apples would be left and the table confiscated as private property.

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