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There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?

 
Perseus7

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awh just a lame racist joke..meh
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
hmm

Morning Glory, Pearly Gates and Heavenly Blue

Sky

Ha Neul

Isis.. Aset

Sunset is the color.. Magenta is number 2 in DMT.

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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Sure it was apples not watermelons?
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
he's jewish colored
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how can you be so anti-semetic?!?!

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white amerikcan, you know that filthy white colour not the nice white and brown european colour...
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you mean like the ones we see in all the American TV commercials?
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what color are the apples so as to deduce the people that have apples
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
he's jewish colored
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how can you be so anti-semetic?!?!

angryface
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it's true the jew would have taken the largest share.
lmao
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dragons blood..amber? man u guys are rly ridiculous with these riddles and you always ask them when I've had no sleep for a couple days...just cut the crap and let me and Ha Neul go out.

and you never say how many tries I get or a time limit.. at least on clash of the titans they tell perseus he gets one shot lol.. I will find her myself and bring holy wrath I swear if someone doesn't fess up. I am the turtle apparently, thought I was the sun or phoenix but.. she is obviously darksun since she always used the name darksunny online etc.. and I used to use the name Lightdrk way long ago before I met her... who is the dove then.. turtle dove lol umm is it anke?

I hope the answer isn't moon blood lol. crimson. hmm maybe I am set and she is Aset or Isis who was in love with Set or something.

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tomatoes?



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aw man...


he is the color of Love.

Chae Yeon.. means My Love

Saranghae means I love you.

she told me not to forget those words...

hearts lool wtf in the poem I'm the turtle.

The Phoenix and the Turtle

Let the bird of loudest lay,
On the sole Arabian tree,
Herald sad and trumpet be,
To whose sound chaste wings obey.

But thou, shriking harbinger,
Foul pre-currer of the fiend,
Augur of the fever's end,
To this troop come thou not near.

From this session interdict
Every fowl of tyrant wing,
Save the eagle, feather'd king:
Keep the obsequy so strict.

Let the priest in surplice white,
That defunctive music can,
Be the death-divining swan,
Lest the requiem lack his right.

And thou, treble-dated crow,
That thy sable gender mak'st
With the breath thou giv'st and tak'st,
'Mongst our mourners shalt thou go.

Here the anthem doth commence:
Love and constancy is dead;
Phoenix and the turtle fled
In a mutual flame from hence.

So they lov'd, as love in twain
Had the essence but in one;
Two distincts, division none:
Number there in love was slain.

Hearts remote, yet not asunder;
Distance, and no space was seen
'Twixt the turtle and his queen;
But in them it were a wonder.

So between them love did shine,
That the turtle saw his right
Flaming in the phoenix' sight:
Either was the other's mine.

Property was thus appall'd,
That the self was not the same;
Single nature's double name
Neither two nor one was call'd.

Reason, in itself confounded,
Saw division grow together;
To themselves yet either-neither,
Simple were so well compounded

That it cried how true a twain
Seemeth this concordant one!
Love hath reason, reason none
If what parts can so remain.

Whereupon it made this threne
To the phoenix and the dove,
Co-supreme and stars of love;
As chorus to their tragic scene.

THRENOS.

Beauty, truth, and rarity.
Grace in all simplicity,
Here enclos'd in cinders lie.

Death is now the phoenix' nest;
And the turtle's loyal breast
To eternity doth rest,

Leaving no posterity:--
'Twas not their infirmity,
It was married chastity.

Truth may seem, but cannot be:
Beauty brag, but 'tis not she;
Truth and beauty buried be.

To this urn let those repair
That are either true or fair;
For these dead birds sigh a prayer.

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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
fucking hell...

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

zetaset

setAset.

you realize that the way synchronicity works for me that I could literally find millions of answers right.. you aren't dealing with some goober..I could end up decoding the most ridiculous shit because of this and it will all be validly related somehow.

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Plaid.
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This is an easy one, people.

The answer is: Catholic

Three apples represent knowledge of God, of Jesus, and of the Holy Spirit.

Catholics believe in both God and Jesus. But, they don't believe the Holy Spirit still sends prophecy, dreams and visions. (Their leaders use this lie as a means to tell them to follow the Pope... and they can learn the Bible as the Pope and priests tell them).

So, Jamal is CATHOLIC.

In the spirit, this color is like the brown of a rotting corpse intermixed with pus-yellow, the kind that comes from festering wounds.

Do I win?
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lollololl [link to www.livestrong.com]

look at the pie chart haha

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basically the way my mind works right now.. if you notice none of my answers are wrong. but probably not the one to fulfill their prophecy. I encompass everything so she would have to either be like a trinity of 3 girls or that trinity rolled into one uber girl. I thought sunset was a nice answer though. If I put loraine and Ha neul together you get what.. rain and sky.. then if you add the third mystery girl which could be represented by all my exes.. Blessing, Aya which is almost like Gaya, julie..was apparently a deceiver.. ju lie, and I had a few dates with a really nice greek girl with a name that sounds quite similar to pegasus lol. pegitsa..
and I have a close sisterly friend named anke..sounds a lot like Ananke the goddess. So you see I am living in some weird dream world apparently.

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macgun Jamal put down those fuckin apples and reach for the sky african MuggaFugga
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Jamal is white!

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Apparently these are important too...
oh boy here I go.
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he died at 42.. he had a ring of St. Valerie
there was a girl named Valerie in my life in a really strange way as well that I won't get into but she was very pretty.

and theres this song by Jerry, and I am a huge fan of the Dead ofcourse.



somehow the Richard the Lionheart links lead me to Orpheus
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Orpheus one of my past lives likely..don't remember anything from it though...although I read the stories when I was a kid..


there's just too many fucking threads man.. so much synchronicity it's insane. I'm horrible at the kid in a candy store scenario..too many solid leads in any direction.

so many roads...like the dead tune

it really sucks that it seems like no one is allowed to help me out except the ppl I talk to irl and they're not interested in my world either...

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Definitely not black. If it was watermelon...Seriously, why does everyone assume that Jamal is human? It is possible that Jamal is a pet horse, pig, goat, etc. We are too hung up on race and ready to point the finger. When truthfully, all races have thieves, laziness living off welfare, drug addicts, molesters, gangbangers, doctors, lawyers, entrepreneurs.
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He's black because his name is Jamal.

I'm surprised he didn't live up to his name and take ja-mal... Ok I'll get my coat
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Definitely not black. If it was watermelon...Seriously, why does everyone assume that Jamal is human? It is possible that Jamal is a pet horse, pig, goat, etc. We are too hung up on race and ready to point the finger. When truthfully, all races have thieves, laziness living off welfare, drug addicts, molesters, gangbangers, doctors, lawyers, entrepreneurs.
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apple pear pearl

2 turtle doves
partridge in a pear tree.. 2nd day of christmas

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The answers to this have been hilarious guys :P
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Re: There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
Probably Jewish.

Why are Jewish people's nose so big?
















Because air is free.
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Jamal = Arabic

The meaning of the name Jamal is Handsome

The origin of the name Jamal is Arabic

Cut his hand off!
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he's jewish colored
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No!

A Jew would rope off access to the table and then sell 1000 documents that "guarantee" the ownership of one apple.
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