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UNPRECEDENTED: NASA "insider" blows whistle on December 21st!

 
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Just in from my NASA "insider" whistleblower who has told me the following in a series of urgent personal emails:

Everyone knows December 21st is the first day of Winter. But something incredible is about to happen...

Due to our crossing with the galactic plane, which the thousands-years-old prophecy of the Mayan calendar predicted with great accuracy, an unprecedented and truly mind-bending phenomena will occur on December 21st, heralding the beginning of a new age, ascension and Earth's vibrational transition into the 4th dimension:

SUMMER will begin in the Southern Hemisphere!

SUMMER! CHRISTMAS AND SUMMER AT THE SAME TIME? WTF.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! TALK ABOUT THE SUN BEING OUT OF PLACE.

(This is a JOKE people, com'on now!)

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Summer always started Dec. 21st for the southern hemisphere. Now if you were talking northern hemisphere, that would be something strange indeed.
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Summer always started Dec. 21st for the southern hemisphere. Now if you were talking northern hemisphere, that would be something strange indeed.
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Ya right. NASA shill go away.

Christmas and Summer at the same time? NO FUCKIN WAY MAN.
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Just in from my NASA "insider" whistleblower who has told me the following in a series of urgent personal emails:

Everyone knows December 21st is the first day of Winter. But something incredible is about to happen...

Due to our crossing with the galactic plane, which the thousands-years-old prophecy of the Mayan calendar predicted with great accuracy, an unprecedented and truly mind-bending phenomena will occur on December 21st, heralding the beginning of a new age, ascension and Earth's vibrational transition into the 4th dimension:

SUMMER will begin in the Southern Hemisphere!

SUMMER! CHRISTMAS AND SUMMER AT THE SAME TIME? WTF.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! TALK ABOUT THE SUN BEING OUT OF PLACE.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


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Summer always started Dec. 21st for the southern hemisphere. Now if you were talking northern hemisphere, that would be something strange indeed.
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Ya right. NASA shill go away.

Christmas and Summer at the same time? NO FUCKIN WAY MAN.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


...you can't be serious.

When the Northern Hemisphere is in it's Winter Season, the Southern is in it's Summer...and vice versa.
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siren2

Just in from my NASA "insider" whistleblower who has told me the following in a series of urgent personal emails:

Everyone knows December 21st is the first day of Winter. But something incredible is about to happen...

Due to our crossing with the galactic plane, which the thousands-years-old prophecy of the Mayan calendar predicted with great accuracy, an unprecedented and truly mind-bending phenomena will occur on December 21st, heralding the beginning of a new age, ascension and Earth's vibrational transition into the 4th dimension:

SUMMER will begin in the Southern Hemisphere!

SUMMER! CHRISTMAS AND SUMMER AT THE SAME TIME? WTF.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! TALK ABOUT THE SUN BEING OUT OF PLACE.
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Summer always started Dec. 21st for the southern hemisphere. Now if you were talking northern hemisphere, that would be something strange indeed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29057127


Ya right. NASA shill go away.

Christmas and Summer at the same time? NO FUCKIN WAY MAN.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


lol you are a fucking idiot.

is your mom your sister or something?


the southern hemisphere has summer while north has winter. its always been like that.

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Next he will announce that water in the toilets in South America is now flowing in the wrong direction. Doom is backward! alone
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Actually, summer in Australia starts 1 December. Christmas here is always swelteringly hot. Surely you knew that though? You seem intelligent from other stuff I've seen you post ...
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Summer always started Dec. 21st for the southern hemisphere. Now if you were talking northern hemisphere, that would be something strange indeed.
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Ya right. NASA shill go away.

Christmas and Summer at the same time? NO FUCKIN WAY MAN.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


You can't possibly be serious can you?

The earth is tilted. That is what gives us our seasons, when the northern hemisphere is pointed towards the sun then it's summer and winter in the southern hemisphere and vice versa. So yes Christmas and summer at the same time depending on your location.

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Next he will announce that water in the toilets in South America is now flowing in the wrong direction. Doom is backward! alone
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LMFAO!!
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I believe this is tongue in cheek making fun of mayan doom tards
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Summer always started Dec. 21st for the southern hemisphere. Now if you were talking northern hemisphere, that would be something strange indeed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29057127


Ya right. NASA shill go away.

Christmas and Summer at the same time? NO FUCKIN WAY MAN.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


You can't possibly be serious can you?
 Quoting: DaNose

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What a load of bollocks yet again from a stupid arsehole American . You arseholes believe anything yiu bunch of useless pricks.
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Just in from my NASA "insider" whistleblower who has told me the following in a series of urgent personal emails:

Everyone knows December 21st is the first day of Winter. But something incredible is about to happen...

Due to our crossing with the galactic plane, which the thousands-years-old prophecy of the Mayan calendar predicted with great accuracy, an unprecedented and truly mind-bending phenomena will occur on December 21st, heralding the beginning of a new age, ascension and Earth's vibrational transition into the 4th dimension:

SUMMER will begin in the Southern Hemisphere!

SUMMER! CHRISTMAS AND SUMMER AT THE SAME TIME? WTF.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! TALK ABOUT THE SUN BEING OUT OF PLACE.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


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Hot on their heels, NORAD announces Santa exists and is RFID chipped.

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This thread has gone FULL RETARD

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I almost died laughing with this one, Dave! :-)

During May, June and July, the northern hemisphere is exposed to more direct sunlight because the hemisphere faces the sun. The same is true of the southern hemisphere in November, December and January. It is the tilt of the Earth that causes the Sun to be higher in the sky during the summer months which increases the solar flux. However, due to seasonal lag, June, July and August are the hottest months in the northern hemisphere and December, January and February are the hottest months in the southern hemisphere.
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Wow!! The shills are out in full force on this thread, I reckon you've hit a nerve.
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Wow!! The shills are out in full force on this thread, I reckon you've hit a nerve.
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cruise, but serious, this Super Bow Dave is really crazy and out of his mind. What he said on the original post, is utterly bullshit.
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Summer always started Dec. 21st for the southern hemisphere. Now if you were talking northern hemisphere, that would be something strange indeed.
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Ya right. NASA shill go away.

Christmas and Summer at the same time? NO FUCKIN WAY MAN.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


You must be kidding. Nobody is this dumb.
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Super Bowl Dave has got to be the most painfully unfunny person on GLP, and that's saying something when you consider the number of ACs here.
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He was fucking kidding you morons. Jeeze Louis. What a bunch of screw loose idiots. JOKEING.

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