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Russia Gripped By Mayan Apocalypse Mania!!!

 
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The apocalypse is surely near when Ramzan Kadyrov emerges as the voice of reason.

The ruthless leader of Chechnya is among dozens of Russians officials, priests, doctors and psychiatrists aiming to calm an anxious populace frantically preparing for the end of the world later this week.

"People are buying candles saying the end of the world is coming," Kadyrov said in comments published on his official website last week. "Does no one realise that once the end of the world comes, candles won't help them?"

For more than a month, Russians around the country have been buying up candles and matches, salt and torches in an effort to outsmart the apocalypse some believe will come when the Mayan calendar runs out on Friday.

In the coalmining town of Novokuznetsk, shelves nearly emptied of salt stocks last month as the city's residents prepared to ride through the end of the world. "60 tonnes were bought in one week," Yelena Zuyeva, a city official, said last week in comments carried on the local administration's website. "Today all trade companies are working and are ready for any level for consumer activity."

Online forums have been buzzing with people exchanging tips on what to eat after the entire human population is wiped out on Friday. "If I'm not mistaken, Russia makes all sorts of dehydrated products that are rich in all kinds of vitamins," a user named Yelena Portnenkova wrote on a forum called "How to live? What to eat?" on VKontakte, the Russian version of Facebook. "Yet filling a garage with stocks of food is not just pointless, but dangerous. If the apocalypse comes, then crowds of hungry, angry, terrified and horrified people will sweep into your garage just because they suspect they might find something edible."

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Russian forces have been placed near the Norway border, they can jump across and get the seed vault afro
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[link to www.mahdi-alumma.com]
Urgent ... the Awaited Imam Mahdi announces to humans the clarification of the overflowing sea from the clear verses of the Book. One of the signs before the passage of planet SAQAR


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Russian forces have been placed near the Norway border, they can jump across and get the seed vault afro
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LMAO!

You've got to remember, though, that a couple of russian scientists have been deciphering crop circles and are totally sure that ET are warning about imminent catastrophe. So maybe that's why they're taking it seriously.

[link to ourtransition.info]

And if you bother to check the above website, you'll notice that they're STILL at it, despite several failed predictions as usual.

I can't wait to the day. I am sooo going to laugh my ass off over the reactions of the people.
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LMAO!

You've got to remember, though, that a couple of russian scientists have been deciphering crop circles and are totally sure that ET are warning about imminent catastrophe. So maybe that's why they're taking it seriously.

[link to ourtransition.info]

And if you bother to check the above website, you'll notice that they're STILL at it, despite several failed predictions as usual.

I can't wait to the day. I am sooo going to laugh my ass off over the reactions of the people.
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Airlines report significant rise in doomsday flights to alleged ‘safe havens’

Posted on December 15, 2012

The peak of Bugarach, surrounded in legend for centuries, has become a focal point for many Apocalypse believers as rumours have circulated that its mountain contains doors into other worlds. (Photo: Reuters)

December 15, 2012 - WORLD - With the Mayan calendar coming to an end on December 21, many doomsday believers think that means the end of the world is coming. Some are doing what they can to survive the supposed apocalypse, so they’re heading to places that they believe will protect them on doomsday. Searches for flights to places like Bugarach, France and Sirince, Turkey have significantly increased. According to The Telegraph, which cites Skyscanner, flights to the south of France are up by 41 percent for the week before Dec. 21, compared to the same week last year. Flights to Sirince, Turkey are up by 30 percent. “We were surprised to see how big an increase there has been in searches for flights to the South of France and to Izmir in Turkey leading up to the 21st December: the date of the Mayan prophecy,” Victoria Bailie said. In addition in an increase in flights, the demand for hotels is high, so hotel prices are higher than usual. In Sirince, Turkey, hotel prices have faced an increase from $58 to $1690. In Bugarach, some residents are renting out their houses for up to $1,600 a night. Many are heading there as they believe the Pic de Bugarach Mountain holds aliens inside who will take humans with them as they abandon the earth when it ends. Another popular destination is Mount Rtanj in Serbia which some also believe has a special alien power that will protect them during the apocalypse. Those who don’t think the world will end are making their holiday travel arrangements. December 22 is expected to be one of the busiest air travel days this year as people travel for Christmas. –Travelers Today [link to theextinctionprotocol.wordpress.com]
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Atleast the world economy gets a boost. All those preppers and rich folks and normal people buying stuff for the so called upcoming doomsday.
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After learning about fears in Russia and the fact they were stocking up on candles. I went and stocked up on candles also. Already had plenty of dried goods (rice and beans) and water, but the candles slipped my mind. Always a good idea to have candles around for Black-outs.

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LMAO!

You've got to remember, though, that a couple of russian scientists have been deciphering crop circles and are totally sure that ET are warning about imminent catastrophe. So maybe that's why they're taking it seriously.

[link to ourtransition.info]

And if you bother to check the above website, you'll notice that they're STILL at it, despite several failed predictions as usual.

I can't wait to the day. I am sooo going to laugh my ass off over the reactions of the people.
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As per these Russian Scientists

“On September 22, 2012 will happen cataclysm of incredible power in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Peru in the area of the Brazilian magnetic anomaly. It will lead to severe contamination of the planet by radiation in the result of nuclear power plants destruction. The direction of the blow and affected area shown on this website. Extraterrestrials call humanity before this date to make the Transition into the next cycle of life through the united consciousness of civilization. Extraterrestrials changed the way of information transmission into emergency mode.”

Its not new Information

But It should start tomorow as per them

[link to www.ourtransition.info]
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they remember the good ol' days...of the '70's and 60's
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just like Y2K,run cowards and run in your next life too.
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Russian forces have been placed near the Norway border, they can jump across and get the seed vault afro
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this
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Socially speaking they would indeed be weaker to these mental-instabilities.

Since mental retardation + alcoholism is a REALLY big issues in Russia, as are child abuse(mental trauma left for victims turns into mental instability) and generally speaking they have a weak family structure.

It's how it is.

Instead of pushing people off the ditch we should be pulling them up.

That includes on these websites. Swallow your pride and your money making schemes on these websites. HELP people get better or in any case less unstable.
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At least their government built them fall out shelters. We have none.....
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At least their government built them fall out shelters. We have none.....
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Don't be frightened!
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I hate when people assume that when you say "the end of the world" you mean that everything is going to be destroyed and everyone will die.

That is but one idea of the end of the world. It very well could jbe the collapse of governments and culture around the world allowing for millions of people to live in the post apocalyptic world
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Why do people always buy and "prepare" with the stupidest items?

Bread - goes bad quickly, can't survive off just bread or you'll be weak and unhealthy.

Milk - same as above, goes bad even faster.

Salt - you can't even eat salt. If you can't kill animals, you won't have meat to preserve with the salt.

Torches - LOL.

Massive amounts of canned food - you can't avoid getting the flu or an infection from a small cut with 500 cans of beans and vegetables.

What people SHOULD get:

1.)Guns (pistols and rifles and shotguns)
2.)Ammo and spare parts for ALL the guns
3.)Food to last your house ONLY 1 YEAR AT THE MOST, if society still isn't normal an entire year later then you must be able to find somewhere else to live anyway, things are done at that point.
4.) 3 DIFFERENT ways to clean water and get rid of parasites, germs, and generally chemical contaminants.
(Steam collection and distilling, chemical / bleach purification, and a way to strain the water down to a few microns, all of these are easy and cheap and can be bought online for at the most 100$)
5.) LOTS of different medications and antibiotics for everything that could go wrong, this includes gauze, band aids, rubbing alcohol (lots of it) antibiotics with good shelf lives for many different ailments, tylenol, and also a large book that lists symptoms of problems and how to fix them / what to do, you can't just google it when theres no power.
6.) more than 1 way to heat your home / shelter, make sure you have some way to vent the smoke of a fire, and also to shield the light from getting out to where others can see and smell that you have food and a warm shelter.

anything after that is common sense :D
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I hate when people assume that when you say "the end of the world" you mean that everything is going to be destroyed and everyone will die.

That is but one idea of the end of the world. It very well could jbe the collapse of governments and culture around the world allowing for millions of people to live in the post apocalyptic world
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That's an equally crazy claim.

It's called backtracking by you 2012 nutjobs.
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I hate when people assume that when you say "the end of the world" you mean that everything is going to be destroyed and everyone will die.

That is but one idea of the end of the world. It very well could jbe the collapse of governments and culture around the world allowing for millions of people to live in the post apocalyptic world
 Quoting: Ol dirty


That's an equally crazy claim.

It's called backtracking by you 2012 nutjobs.
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And how is that crazy? A nuclear appocalypse would destroy our governments but to think that every human will die is foolishhf
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German forces near the Russian border waiting to jump over and 'liberate' all the vodka they can find !
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The apocalypse is surely near when Ramzan Kadyrov emerges as the voice of reason.

The ruthless leader of Chechnya is among dozens of Russians officials, priests, doctors and psychiatrists aiming to calm an anxious populace frantically preparing for the end of the world later this week.

"People are buying candles saying the end of the world is coming," Kadyrov said in comments published on his official website last week. "Does no one realise that once the end of the world comes, candles won't help them?"

For more than a month, Russians around the country have been buying up candles and matches, salt and torches in an effort to outsmart the apocalypse some believe will come when the Mayan calendar runs out on Friday.

In the coalmining town of Novokuznetsk, shelves nearly emptied of salt stocks last month as the city's residents prepared to ride through the end of the world. "60 tonnes were bought in one week," Yelena Zuyeva, a city official, said last week in comments carried on the local administration's website. "Today all trade companies are working and are ready for any level for consumer activity."

Online forums have been buzzing with people exchanging tips on what to eat after the entire human population is wiped out on Friday. "If I'm not mistaken, Russia makes all sorts of dehydrated products that are rich in all kinds of vitamins," a user named Yelena Portnenkova wrote on a forum called "How to live? What to eat?" on VKontakte, the Russian version of Facebook. "Yet filling a garage with stocks of food is not just pointless, but dangerous. If the apocalypse comes, then crowds of hungry, angry, terrified and horrified people will sweep into your garage just because they suspect they might find something edible."

Government officials have been called upon to calm fears. Vladimir Puchkov, Russia's emergency situations minister, urged Russians to call his ministry's hotline if they had any fears. His deputy, Sergei Anikeyev, added: "We don't believe in the 'end of the world' fable," adding hastily: "But we're ready to help people with any emergency situation."

With the end of the world just days away, Russians have moved from buying stocks to thinking long and hard about where to be when the lights go off. In Moscow, an underground bunker built during the second world war for the Soviet dictator Josef Stalin has offered its services: "We invite you to survive the apocalypse on 21 December in Bunker-42 on Taganka at 65 metres underground!" a note written in ominous red on its website cheerily reads.

Alexander Kolomeyets, the deputy head of Russia's Association of Independent Psychiatrists, lamented the apocalypse-mania that has gripped his country. "There are people who are prone to mental epidemics and I think that most of them are in our country," Kolomeyets said in an interview with local media in the far eastern city of Khabarovsk.

"What's happening in our country can be a lot scarier than the end of the world – so any negative information sticks. The more primitive the society, the stronger it lends itself to psychological epidemics. I think in this case our country isn't very civilised."


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"Does no one realise that once the end of the world comes, candles won't help them?"

Nope, sadly a vast population of Earth is fucking retarded. But that's ok they can light them on December 22 and reminisce on how stupid they all are, hey at least there shitty little shantys will smell fresh.
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I hate when people assume that when you say "the end of the world" you mean that everything is going to be destroyed and everyone will die.

That is but one idea of the end of the world. It very well could jbe the collapse of governments and culture around the world allowing for millions of people to live in the post apocalyptic world
 Quoting: Ol dirty


That's an equally crazy claim.

It's called backtracking by you 2012 nutjobs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


And how is that crazy? A nuclear appocalypse would destroy our governments but to think that every human will die is foolishhf
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You american bunch of pricks are just panicking like russia like you bunch of pricks did during Y2K fucking retard american arsewipe
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I'm not panicking nor do I believe this so called "prophesy". I'm was simply commenting on the idea that world would completely end.
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The previous 5000 odd years was a predicted time space, with earth in a phase of premeditated deceit.

Now, earth and the solar system, travel into unpredicted time space.
No ancients have predicted further.

If you want a definite answer, it is that we never travel the same path twice in this galaxy.

New regions of the galaxy bring with it new ways of life on earth.

This is the big deal, and there's your answer.

Anything can happen, instead of premeditated deceit oh and watch the idiots try and drag a dead horse into the future, the old archaic ways will just disintegrate.
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The previous 5000 odd years was a predicted time space, with earth in a phase of premeditated deceit.

Now, earth and the solar system, travel into unpredicted time space.
No ancients have predicted further.

If you want a definite answer, it is that we never travel the same path twice in this galaxy.

New regions of the galaxy bring with it new ways of life on earth.

This is the big deal, and there's your answer.

Anything can happen, instead of premeditated deceit oh and watch the idiots try and drag a dead horse into the future, the old archaic ways will just disintegrate.
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...the end of time,the earth stops, time stops then restarts...in the bible,Joshua had an extra half a day to fight when the sun stood still..it wasn't the sun that stood still,it was the earth..and even for 5 minutes at stop,that still ends time and begins it again 5 minutes later...the text show time stops when the sun as Joshua thought had stopped.
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The previous 5000 odd years was a predicted time space, with earth in a phase of premeditated deceit.

Now, earth and the solar system, travel into unpredicted time space.
No ancients have predicted further.

If you want a definite answer, it is that we never travel the same path twice in this galaxy.

New regions of the galaxy bring with it new ways of life on earth.

This is the big deal, and there's your answer.

Anything can happen, instead of premeditated deceit oh and watch the idiots try and drag a dead horse into the future, the old archaic ways will just disintegrate.
 Quoting: Gunnz, lots of Gunnz


You are an idiot.

I hope people like you will be held accountable for the many you fool in the future.

"Anything can happen"

So in other words; you just typed nothing.

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