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Russia Gripped By Mayan Apocalypse Mania!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2012 11:49 AM
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...the end of time,the earth stops, time stops then restarts...in the bible,Joshua had an extra half a day to fight when the sun stood still..it wasn't the sun that stood still,it was the earth..and even for 5 minutes at stop,that still ends time and begins it again 5 minutes later...the text show time stops when the sun as Joshua thought had stopped.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27089841


That's physically impossible, stop scaring people.
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12/17/2012 11:51 AM

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"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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12/17/2012 11:51 AM
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Russian forces have been placed near the Norway border, they can jump across and get the seed vault afro
 Quoting: strikeforce


im sure the norway and russian forces can work together, if people starts to run amok for some reason
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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12/17/2012 11:54 AM
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 Quoting: Earth Daughter


That's a recording for a movie.

Miss...Earth Daughter.
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12/17/2012 11:55 AM
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Why do people always buy and "prepare" with the stupidest items?

Bread - goes bad quickly, can't survive off just bread or you'll be weak and unhealthy.

Milk - same as above, goes bad even faster.

Salt - you can't even eat salt. If you can't kill animals, you won't have meat to preserve with the salt.

Torches - LOL.

Massive amounts of canned food - you can't avoid getting the flu or an infection from a small cut with 500 cans of beans and vegetables.

What people SHOULD get:

1.)Guns (pistols and rifles and shotguns)
2.)Ammo and spare parts for ALL the guns
3.)Food to last your house ONLY 1 YEAR AT THE MOST, if society still isn't normal an entire year later then you must be able to find somewhere else to live anyway, things are done at that point.
4.) 3 DIFFERENT ways to clean water and get rid of parasites, germs, and generally chemical contaminants.
(Steam collection and distilling, chemical / bleach purification, and a way to strain the water down to a few microns, all of these are easy and cheap and can be bought online for at the most 100$)
5.) LOTS of different medications and antibiotics for everything that could go wrong, this includes gauze, band aids, rubbing alcohol (lots of it) antibiotics with good shelf lives for many different ailments, tylenol, and also a large book that lists symptoms of problems and how to fix them / what to do, you can't just google it when theres no power.
6.) more than 1 way to heat your home / shelter, make sure you have some way to vent the smoke of a fire, and also to shield the light from getting out to where others can see and smell that you have food and a warm shelter.

anything after that is common sense :D
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12/17/2012 11:56 AM

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" Kadyrov said "Does no one realise that once the end of the world comes, candles won't help them?"

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12/17/2012 11:57 AM

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The previous 5000 odd years was a predicted time space, with earth in a phase of premeditated deceit.

Now, earth and the solar system, travel into unpredicted time space.
No ancients have predicted further.

If you want a definite answer, it is that we never travel the same path twice in this galaxy.

New regions of the galaxy bring with it new ways of life on earth.

This is the big deal, and there's your answer.

Anything can happen, instead of premeditated deceit oh and watch the idiots try and drag a dead horse into the future, the old archaic ways will just disintegrate.
 Quoting: Gunnz, lots of Gunnz


Sounds nice, but why do we see the same moon, and stars for millions of years?

kind afail but cool sotry bra.
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12/17/2012 11:58 AM
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just go with the flow as us humans can adapt
believe in what you want
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12/17/2012 11:59 AM
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That is but one idea of the end of the world. It very well could jbe the collapse of governments and culture around the world allowing for millions of people to live in the post apocalyptic world
 Quoting: Ol dirty


That sounds like the beginning of a beautiful world!

There was an article in the local paper yesterday about the whole 2012 thing. Included was a map with different colors representing the percentage of survey respondents who believed disaster was imminent. I was surprised to see the highest concentration in Russia and surrounding areas.
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12/17/2012 12:00 PM
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If the "entire human population" will be destroyed, why worry about what to eat?

And what the hell good will salt and candles be?
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Russian forces have been placed near the Norway border, they can jump across and get the seed vault afro
 Quoting: strikeforce


does not make sense
its in the middle of the ocean
[link to maps.google.com]

its easier to get there by ship or a sub
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12/17/2012 12:02 PM
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That is but one idea of the end of the world. It very well could jbe the collapse of governments and culture around the world allowing for millions of people to live in the post apocalyptic world
 Quoting: Ol dirty


That sounds like the beginning of a beautiful world!

There was an article in the local paper yesterday about the whole 2012 thing. Included was a map with different colors representing the percentage of survey respondents who believed disaster was imminent. I was surprised to see the highest concentration in Russia and surrounding areas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29888516


Go play Fallout.

The aftermath of a nuclear apocalypse is NOT fun&games. You idiots. Do you know what radioactive clouds are?

The reason so many believe in that nonsense over in Russia is because Russians are notorious retards and drunks.
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12/17/2012 12:10 PM
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Russian forces have been placed near the Norway border, they can jump across and get the seed vault afro
 Quoting: strikeforce


perhaps they will do so in the night of 21st
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12/17/2012 12:10 PM
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Where you gonna go when 200,000 nuke plants melt down,? leet me know and ill meet ya there.. Scapular and Rosary.. Youtube "what is Fatima"
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12/17/2012 12:14 PM
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Where you gonna go when 200,000 nuke plants melt down,? leet me know and ill meet ya there.. Scapular and Rosary.. Youtube "what is Fatima"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19716744


Stop scaring people you retard.
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12/17/2012 12:15 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]

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12/17/2012 12:16 PM
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Now china too...
[link to www.businessinsider.com]
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12/17/2012 12:19 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472892


This was to be expected.

If the whole 2012 scheme is CIA then I applaud them. Great work guys.
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12/17/2012 12:29 PM
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This is gonna be the greatest test for the quantum observer theory. All these people all over the world thinking of doom at the same time.

If all this observer theory thing is right, this is the moment to prove it right or dismiss it forever. Too many minds focused on the same doomy intent, wether they want believe it or not, they will be thinking about it on the 21 Something - whatever it is - is bound to happen.

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12/17/2012 12:40 PM
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Probably a good place to visit now if you're into russian babes. They'll all be up for panic sex :-)
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12/17/2012 12:42 PM
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Probably a good place to visit now if you're into russian babes. They'll all be up for panic sex :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15348740


cruise
Like in that bar, in the movie cloverfield
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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12/17/2012 12:43 PM
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Probably a good place to visit now if you're into russian babes. They'll all be up for panic sex :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15348740


cruise
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12/17/2012 12:44 PM
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Russian forces have been placed near the Norway border, they can jump across and get the seed vault afro
 Quoting: strikeforce


im sure the norway and russian forces can work together, if people starts to run amok for some reason
 Quoting: Balloons


I wonder who will have access to the vault in the future
if the hell break loose someday and most of humanity is gone?

Who keeps the key(s)?
 Quoting: Whoami


I'm sure we can work together, but to get to the seed vault - which is placed on the remote island, Svalbard - anyone would need a boat or prepare for a long, cold swim.

As for the keys - I've been wondering about that too...
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Probably a good place to visit now if you're into russian babes. They'll all be up for panic sex :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15348740


cruise
Like in that bar, in the movie cloverfield
 Quoting: Balloons


rockon I'd fuck my way through some rusky poontang for sure!
Could be a bastard getting out of the country when fuckall happens though...
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12/17/2012 12:46 PM
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haha, panic-buying candles and salt

although i have actually just invested in a solid fuel camp stove and a wind-up/solar radio

a bit of extra food...

just in case
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12/17/2012 12:52 PM

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I just got back from seeing the Mayan ruins at Uxmal. My tour guide told me the world wasn't ending on the 21st. It's the start of a new long count calendar for the Mayans. That's what the tour guide said, and he was a super guy, so-- Doom off, right?! Y'all can still have panic sex. though, lol.
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haha, panic-buying candles and salt

although i have actually just invested in a solid fuel camp stove and a wind-up/solar radio

a bit of extra food...

just in case
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27667491


i ate all my ready to eat meals years ago lol
I had to test if the tasted good, and daim they did
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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12/17/2012 12:57 PM
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Re: Russia Gripped By Mayan Apocalypse Mania!!!
I just got back from seeing the Mayan ruins at Uxmal. My tour guide told me the world wasn't ending on the 21st. It's the start of a new long count calendar for the Mayans. That's what the tour guide said, and he was a super guy, so-- Doom off, right?! Y'all can still have panic sex. though, lol.
 Quoting: snark


yea lets have some ;)
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12/17/2012 01:02 PM
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just like Y2K,run cowards and run in your next life too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27089841


Y2K was a Computor issue. Not the same now is it fool.

All these different societies. Religions. Civilizations and prophecies can't be wrong. The Earth can't be wrong also. It historically shows that the poles have shifted. That species ended or almost and that the Sun rose in the west.

We ARE ALIGNING with the Galactic Center of the Milky Way. End of story. It either opens the door and begins some change on that day or the following days ahead. I am not hanging on the day specifically but I do believe there are going to be huge changes by the time this month is over.
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After learning about fears in Russia and the fact they were stocking up on candles. I went and stocked up on candles also. Already had plenty of dried goods (rice and beans) and water, but the candles slipped my mind. Always a good idea to have candles around for Black-outs.

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 Quoting: RD47 29766184


I still have enough candle left since Y2K.

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