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HAARP to set off huge earthquake in 2 hours! VACATE LONDON NOW!

 
BadMoonRising
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If a 10 Mag hit London I'm pretty sure that Paris will be in trouble too.

I'd go further away if I were you - preferably somewhere that dosen't have an internet connection.

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12/17/2012 02:29 PM
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I have just had a fonecall from my boss at HAARP he said

`so you told everyone`? well its too late for them, nothing can stop us now, as for you heinrich we will deal with you when the time comes`

I am panicking and pretty much terrified right now, i have thrown my fone overboard out of fear that they may be tracking it
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


You cant open windows on the Eurostar, and you've just told everyone you are on the Eurostar... so tracking your 'fone' is probably not necessary..

Why don't you throw your computer overboard... then yourself for good measure. Just to be on the safe side..
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I have just had a fonecall from my boss at HAARP he said

`so you told everyone`? well its too late for them, nothing can stop us now, as for you heinrich we will deal with you when the time comes`

I am panicking and pretty much terrified right now, i have thrown my fone overboard out of fear that they may be tracking it
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


"fonecall" "fone"

Well, if that doesn't prove this guy is a total JERK, nothing will.

Of course, I will be REALLY sorry for saying that if it happens how, where, and when he says -- IMHO, about a one in 100 billion chance!
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I have just had a fonecall from my boss at HAARP he said

`so you told everyone`? well its too late for them, nothing can stop us now, as for you heinrich we will deal with you when the time comes`

I am panicking and pretty much terrified right now, i have thrown my fone overboard out of fear that they may be tracking it
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


How 5a5acan you throw your "fone" overboard on a train ???????
When the seventh seal is opened, I will deliver terrible punishments upon the earth because of disobedience. This punishment will be so severe that it will decimate huge populations ....eekerstard also
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I have just had a fonecall from my boss at HAARP he said

`so you told everyone`? well its too late for them, nothing can stop us now, as for you heinrich we will deal with you when the time comes`

I am panicking and pretty much terrified right now, i have thrown my fone overboard out of fear that they may be tracking it
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


After saying "when the time comes" he laugh satanically and made this face: [link to 1.bp.blogspot.com]
BadMoonRising
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12/17/2012 02:30 PM
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Swiss Cheese.
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I have just had a fonecall from my boss at HAARP he said

`so you told everyone`? well its too late for them, nothing can stop us now, as for you heinrich we will deal with you when the time comes`

I am panicking and pretty much terrified right now, i have thrown my fone overboard out of fear that they may be tracking it
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


These are like lines out of a bad comic book. Did your mom call your school and let them know you were home today playing sick?
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12/17/2012 02:31 PM
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I have just had a fonecall from my boss at HAARP he said

`so you told everyone`? well its too late for them, nothing can stop us now, as for you heinrich we will deal with you when the time comes`

I am panicking and pretty much terrified right now, i have thrown my fone overboard out of fear that they may be tracking it
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


HAHAHAH!!! DUDE!! you just told everyone, you are on a train to Paris!! LOLOL throwing yer fone will not help much.. chuckle

Dude.. this is ridiculous!!
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2012 02:32 PM
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Thanks op for the mess i have to explain to my wife... You are typing so much shit that it is spewing out of my computer and all over our new carpet. Just what i need... Do you realize that when my wife comes home and sees this ill be getting fucking divorced?
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2012 02:32 PM
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you are a hero man !!!
Dung Andersen
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12/17/2012 02:34 PM
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Any chance someone can track this wanker down?
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I'm a psychic.... his name is bobby
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The full name just came to me..... Robert Feces. He lives in San Antonio, Texas and just took his second crap of the day.
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He has already excreted feces twice today and I now see a future excrement for today before midnight, making it a 3 "movement" day for Robert Feces
 Quoting: Dung Andersen 22413931


The amount of chocolate bearz pouring out of this mans buttocks today is astronomical. Scientists would love to know what u have eaten in the last 48 hours, Robert Feces??
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/17/2012 02:35 PM
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I have just had a fonecall from my boss at HAARP he said

`so you told everyone`? well its too late for them, nothing can stop us now, as for you heinrich we will deal with you when the time comes`

I am panicking and pretty much terrified right now, i have thrown my fone overboard out of fear that they may be tracking it
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


You cant open windows on the Eurostar, and you've just told everyone you are on the Eurostar... so tracking your 'fone' is probably not necessary..

Why don't you throw your computer overboard... then yourself for good measure. Just to be on the safe side..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19871554


Yes i can, my sister in law Marget work on Euro star and in the crew department they have small windows which pull down

There are non in passenger areas for obvious security reasons
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12/17/2012 02:36 PM
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I have just had a fonecall from my boss at HAARP he said

`so you told everyone`? well its too late for them, nothing can stop us now, as for you heinrich we will deal with you when the time comes`

I am panicking and pretty much terrified right now, i have thrown my fone overboard out of fear that they may be tracking it
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


You cant open windows on the Eurostar, and you've just told everyone you are on the Eurostar... so tracking your 'fone' is probably not necessary..

Why don't you throw your computer overboard... then yourself for good measure. Just to be on the safe side..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19871554


Yes i can, my sister in law Marget work on Euro star and in the crew department they have small windows which pull down

There are non in passenger areas for obvious security reasons
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


oh dear god please stop -- i almost spit coffee all over my monitor
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12/17/2012 02:37 PM
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Re: HAARP to set off huge earthquake in 2 hours! VACATE LONDON NOW!
Expert predicts 5.5 magnitude earthquake could hit London at any time

[link to www.independent.co.uk]

He must have read this.
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/17/2012 02:37 PM
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I am well respected and a man of reputation in my city i would not make this up!

There is less than 1 and a half hours left, i trust any londoners are in a car right now heading north!
BadMoonRising
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12/17/2012 02:38 PM
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Swiss Cheese?

Used Nappy?


Full of holes.

Full of shit.

Quit it OP - you are an amateur.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2012 02:39 PM
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Re: HAARP to set off huge earthquake in 2 hours! VACATE LONDON NOW!
Expert predicts 5.5 magnitude earthquake could hit London at any time

[link to www.independent.co.uk]

He must have read this.
 Quoting: northerntomcat 28083399


I found that article too.

But, there was a tremor earlier today:

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

But that was a 2.5 or 3 magnitude.
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12/17/2012 02:39 PM
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I am well respected and a man of reputation in my city i would not make this up!

There is less than 1 and a half hours left, i trust any londoners are in a car right now heading north!
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


I think you are cute! rose

I really needed a good laugh, and you my friend, made me roll on the floor laughing my ass off! hf

Merry X-mas!
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12/17/2012 02:39 PM
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[link to www.bbc.co.uk]
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/17/2012 02:40 PM
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He must have read this.
 Quoting: northerntomcat 28083399


I found that article too.

But, there was a tremor earlier today:

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

But that was a 2.5 or 3 magnitude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26125917


Yes the foreshocks have been ocurring and felt all day throughout the UK
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12/17/2012 02:41 PM
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putin
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12/17/2012 02:42 PM
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But as far as a 10.0 magnitude earthquake, I still have to call a:

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12/17/2012 02:42 PM
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Ah for fuck sakes, another 15 pages of complete and utter shite.
BadMoonRising
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12/17/2012 02:43 PM
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Ah for fuck sakes, another 15 pages of complete and utter shite.
 Quoting: joncon


Well it's only 6 pages so far.

But the shite is strong on this thread.

As is the tard.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2012 02:44 PM
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Highly plausable,for an earthquake to occur.
As predicted by the,"NWO 1995 Illuminatii card game."
There's a card with big ben falling with many running,from fallen debris.
This card game has foretold the future many times.This scientist is risking his life to save many,so atleast some respect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8239113


i'm in no doubt there will be a big EQ here
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*** FANDANGO RANGER BACKSIDE CHANNEL ALERT ***

The Fandango Rangers can neither confirm nor deny that Dr. Schnitzel is now, or has ever been, an informant for Fandango Rangers Backside Intelligence.

The Fandango Rangers disavow any association with Dr. Schnitzel.

*** END FANDANGO RANGER BACKSIDE CHANNEL ALERT ***

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12/17/2012 02:44 PM
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Don't warn them - it's all muzzies
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12/17/2012 02:44 PM
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So, dear colleague, which fault system will be responsible for this particular event?
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I am well respected and a man of reputation in my city i would not make this up!

There is less than 1 and a half hours left, i trust any londoners are in a car right now heading north!
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


op will you stay on after 9pm?
Dung Andersen
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12/17/2012 02:45 PM
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Ah for fuck sakes, another 15 pages of complete and utter shite.
 Quoting: joncon


Well it's only 6 pages so far.

But the shite is strong on this thread.

As is the tard.
 Quoting: BadMoonRising 4583236


As are OP's bowels

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