List of things to do when you wake up on the morning of december 22th

1. check GLP

Call my uncle and scream!

WHYYYY NO DOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!

Check your list twice

Monitor position of the sun...

wonder what the next dooms days date is.

Would you feel happy, or sad?

Make a credit card payment

Sue Trinity and GLP'ers for falase doom.

go get tested for sexually transmitted diseases

Go back to sleep and wait to see if you wake up on the 23rd!?!?!?

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Last - check GLP

guess what the dots stand for?

fuck bitches and get money

also, the 22nd will not come, DOOM IS UPON US :

so, you want to sue Trin because doom that is spoken, in the first-person singular preterite subjunctive of, does not materialise?

too specific mate. they'll throw that out.

Put tomato plants back outside.

We'll be posting the new doom series dates on 12/22/2012 at approximately O dark thirty...be advised there WILL be an official announcement within three hours afterward by the MSM but it will most likely be in the form of words and phrases not supported by the new upgrade installment of humanity 3.6.9. which features a slight decrease in common sense sensory ability along with a quadrippled increase in derp navigation strategy.

Give or take a few milleseconds...

And then it'll be time for coffee...

By the way,just felt some tremors....... MSM talking about an EQ near London.... WTF... anyone from London who can confirm?

Sober up and give her cab fare.

I will now include you for emotional distress.

I would suggest dressing warmly the day before.
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+ 1000.

Dont forget to put the bag back on her head.

Check to see if the sun is rising. If not, doom still on!

Cook breakfast...homemade waffles and bacon, put on coffee...log on and see all the no-doom butthurt threads on GLP