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Do Women Like Beards? (Interested in responses from women only_

 
Starry eyes

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12/17/2012 05:40 PM
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I like my husband's beard, but I think I forgot what he really looks like under all of that fur..lol
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12/17/2012 05:42 PM

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I don't care for beards at all. Hides the face... which is weird.
I don't mind goatees though... those are the perfect compromise

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12/17/2012 05:52 PM
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Clean shaven and slathered in cologne hf
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12/20/2012 03:43 PM

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if she prefers clean shaven then she is a lesbian. she wants a girlfriend to shop with not a real man.
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I bet you think those 4 inch pubes that envelope your penis are sexy too.
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no that i trim, cuz it makes it look longer.
SLAM THAT CLAM
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12/20/2012 03:46 PM

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if she prefers clean shaven then she is a lesbian. she wants a girlfriend to shop with not a real man.
 Quoting: EVIL_BEAN_KID


I bet you think those 4 inch pubes that envelope your penis are sexy too.
 Quoting: Debauchery


no that i trim, cuz it makes it look longer.
 Quoting: EVIL_BEAN_KID


cruise

Well played sir.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Nope. Not this gal. And don't leave that stupid little fuzzy patch on your chin either....and as you start to get older realize you are getting little pills of hair in your ears..REMOVE THEM! And trim your nostril hairs. And the hair on your toes and hand knuckles.

I think I covered all the bases here. :)
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12/20/2012 03:49 PM
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What about palm hair?
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12/20/2012 03:50 PM
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Nope. Not this gal. And don't leave that stupid little fuzzy patch on your chin either....and as you start to get older realize you are getting little pills of hair in your ears..REMOVE THEM! And trim your nostril hairs. And the hair on your toes and hand knuckles.

I think I covered all the bases here. :)
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so you are looking for a metrosexual?
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12/20/2012 03:52 PM
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Girls , do you like Santa Claus ??
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Nope. Not this gal. And don't leave that stupid little fuzzy patch on your chin either....and as you start to get older realize you are getting little pills of hair in your ears..REMOVE THEM! And trim your nostril hairs. And the hair on your toes and hand knuckles.

I think I covered all the bases here. :)
 Quoting: ITZALLLIES


so you are looking for a metrosexual?
 Quoting: Oyster


chuckle

I kinda miss your old perverted avatar from yesterday.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Nope. Not this gal. And don't leave that stupid little fuzzy patch on your chin either....and as you start to get older realize you are getting little pills of hair in your ears..REMOVE THEM! And trim your nostril hairs. And the hair on your toes and hand knuckles.

I think I covered all the bases here. :)
 Quoting: ITZALLLIES


so you are looking for a metrosexual?
 Quoting: Oyster


chuckle

I kinda miss your old perverted avatar from yesterday.
 Quoting: Debauchery


lol, i am not sure which is creepier. at least this one is interesting
ANHEDONIC

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12/20/2012 04:11 PM

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I want to grow out a Walt Whitman style beard...at 32, I'm too late to care what women think anymore.
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Go for it bra! I started my beard nearly 6 months ago... I'm like a wild beast now....

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12/20/2012 07:04 PM

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I want to grow out a Walt Whitman style beard...at 32, I'm too late to care what women think anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29888516


Go for it bra! I started my beard nearly 6 months ago... I'm like a wild beast now....
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Finally.

I always wondered what you are..male or female. lol. Now I know.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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12/20/2012 07:15 PM
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I *love* beards! Tidy ones, though. Not scraggly, dirty-looking ones.

My husband keeps his beard short and neat for work, and I think he's smokin' hot! It's about 1" long, so it's long enough not to have those sticky needle-like whiskers.

I like long hair on guys too, with the same stipulation: that it's kept tidy and clean-looking. :-)
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12/20/2012 07:24 PM
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I wanted to grow a ZZ Top beard & my wife freaked out. Oh well, I guess I'd rather get laid than have a beard.
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12/20/2012 07:37 PM
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what about clean shaven with a trim mustache
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12/20/2012 07:38 PM

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Generally, no I don't like it necessarily.
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12/20/2012 08:25 PM
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I do a shadow stubble everywhere and leave some goatee and mustache b/c i think it makes me face look thinner

when i first did it i had an old lady at work tell me it look good.. she seemed turned on

and i had a bartender be all hot and bothered by it..

but i don't know now.. i think i was just younger and in better shape
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12/20/2012 08:29 PM
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Clean shaven always!
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12/20/2012 08:30 PM
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Clean shaven always!
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So, basically, this beard-o-rama is like tattooed scumbags versus non-tattooed normal, regular people?

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12/20/2012 08:41 PM
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How would a lion look without a mane ?

Beard, not too wild, not too tame.
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12/20/2012 08:42 PM
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I know what Olive Oyl wants!!!!!!


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12/20/2012 08:43 PM
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A lot of "married" women ARE beards!

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12/20/2012 08:45 PM
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generally speaking no...

however in some cases some stubble is an improvement...

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12/20/2012 08:48 PM
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I don't care for beards at all. Hides the face... which is weird.
I don't mind goatees though... those are the perfect compromise
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so you are saying you don't like nature...
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12/20/2012 08:48 PM
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As a woman, I think some beards are very sexy. I have the tendency to gravitate towards unconventional guys. And long hair is a part of that. I think there is something to it biologically. Most domesticated women will disagree because they have been raped by GMO foods and vaccines and pharmacueticals and they are not natural women, in a natural sense.

Women that live a clean, healthy lifestyle will find facial hair sexy. Others are just domesticated cats that could never survive in the wild. We have been programmed to hate body hair for this reason:

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12/20/2012 08:49 PM
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and no weird ones...

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my wife says no .. she says it feels like a brillo pad rubbing between her legs , tickling her thighs.

I no longer have a beard.
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Neal Fallon is epic beard man...

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Don't like full beards at all, some stubble can be sexy though.

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