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The Bible says Anal sex not only okay, you must do it, not vaginal, before marriage

 
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Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.

“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”

This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)

“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”

The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.

Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier

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AC I agree, but it's important to a lot of people
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wtf
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I feel so sorry for all the naive young unmarried Christian females who will be talked into this by their pastors and boyfriends.
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Well now that I have permission...
Do not believe anything I say.
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I had a friend that believed that. She was a virgin when she married, but the girl knew a LOT more about sex and pleasing a man than any other girl I know!
You'll thank me later!
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My new job will be arming all of them with baseball bats.
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Anal sex is utterly disgusting... sorry, but I'll pass.

Oh, and once more: :gives:
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Any ladies for a bit of anal?
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Why all the obsession with the poop shoot? It has one purpose kids. Dont mess up a good thing...


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What does it say about blow jobs? lmao
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I have a friend who used to say that you didn't lose your virginity if the sex was no good... lmao

She claimed to be a virgin on her wedding day, notwithstanding they'd lived together for 5 years!
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It says Masterbation is bad...refers to it as "self abuse"

Hold on, I think I need some more abuse!
You'll thank me later!
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Your interpretation of Christian scripture sucks. If you're a Christian, you'd better pray your ass off because distorting the word of God and misleading people is something that is a major crime in the eyes of God.
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Did you people see the link there about christian threesomes?
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I'm with Rex on this one!

I feel sorry for the AC who has such a screwed up view of it. You are missing a LOT, AC!
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34803... don't be silly.
Look at the link.
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The men of the bible smell like goats.
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"christian threesomes"

Trinity sex
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The more I read this thread, the more repulsed I become. How can you advocate something like this? Even if it isn't a sin, it's still disgusting. I honestly can't believe ANYONE would want to do that.

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PACN - ROTFL!
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Well, that pretty much gets to the bottom of the issue.
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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You can tell Witness isn't the one taking it up the ass...
Don't judge me monkey.
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No shit.
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The scriptures say its better to give than receive. Is that what they were talking about?

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70568 it's not disgusting, it is great! Depending on what you do and how you do it, it can be the best sex you and your partner ever had!

Even using a finger while having vaginal sex can send a woman into deep orbit the orgasm is so strong.

Try reading up a bit on it and talking to some people who do it. You will never look back!
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