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The Bible says Anal sex not only okay, you must do it, not vaginal, before marriage

 
Anonymous Coward
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I`m not a Bible scholar or even very familiar with it but doesn`t it say somewhere in there something along the lines of..."man shall not lay with another man"...?

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Soddom revisited

[link to www.ivsex.com]

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Try convincing a woman that has had kids and the roids that go along with it! lol
Don't judge me monkey.
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Tried it on more than one occasion, not my cup a tea. I'll pass from now on.
You'll thank me later!
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Very funny DK!

Kreeper - You will never know!
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"I`m not a Bible scholar or even very familiar with it but doesn`t it say somewhere in there something along the lines of..."man shall not lay with another man"...?"

Just pretend there is, and if you repeat it often enough, people will believe it.
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QUOTE FROM YOUR WEB SITE{{{{{(Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)}}}}}}

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SORRY BUT ABSOLUTELY NOT WHAT JEREMIAH 29:4 SAYS!!!!

THOSE WHO DONT READ MIGHT NOT KNOW AND ACTUALLY MIGHT BELIEVE YOUR SICK MANIPULATION OF SCRIPTURES BUT OTHERS KNOW THE TRUTH.

LOOK DONT QUOTE A SCRIPTURE AND TAKE OUT THE TRUTH TO JUSTIFY YOU LIKE ANAL SEX, YOU ARE YOUR OWN BOSS RIGHT, MOST PEOPLE DONT HAVE ANAL SEX BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO BE OR FEEL VIOLATE ALL SCRIPTURE ASIDE, MOST PEOPLE NATURALLY ARE NOT INCLINED TO HAVE ANAL SEX PERIOD...TV AND OTHER SOCIAL MOTIVATED FORUMS CONDONE IT AND SAY ITS OK EVEN IF THE PERSON DEEP DOWN FEELS NO ITS NOT RIGHT.
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"Even using a finger while having vaginal sex..."

Sounds like an awesome cure for bitting your fingernails.

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Unless you want to have baby poo-heads.
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Just wear a condom, you can then pretend it wasn't really sex.
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2IC was not down on anal sex at all.But said if you want to do it right,your lover should fast for some time beforehand.
Makes it cleaner I guess.i do not vouch for this information and am not interested in it.
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Re: The Bible says Anal sex not only okay, you must do it, not vaginal, before marriage
Re my earlier post...I may have misinterpreted your question or assertion...are you speaking of anal sex with a woman...or man...or both...?

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This is just great!!!! I am a huge fan of anal sex with women. Been into it for years before it has become so openly talked about and prevalent in modern society, not to mention porn. What a wonderful thing to know that it is GOD's Will. I no longer feel a trace of guilt about it. No shame at all. applause
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...you're full of shit. You're pressing people to become sick sex degenerates, and I will not partake in it. It is atrocious and I will have nothing to do with it. Case closed.
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Kreeper who needs to convince anyone of anything? Long before I got married I had a girl who used to cross the globe just for anal with me! She did this because there is such a taboo that she couldn't ask guys and she just loved it.

So when she met me, kabam! For her the pleasure was worth the price of the airline tickets. She could do what she wanted and felt the freedom!
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Women aren't that hard up or stupid.
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Men, on the other hand. They will stick their schlongs in chain link fences in 0 c weather.
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70568, sick and degenerate is the war on sex. The perversion of a natural, good, healthy thing by religious zealots, fascists, extremists, terrorists and child abusing "training camps"... the worst scum on this planet use sexual suppression as a key part of their warped mindeset.

Sex never started a war.

Religion... oh boy... just look at the long, horrific legacy of religion. Just open your newspaper today.

So bend over, vaseline up your chocolate starfish and take it up the rear for the sake of all that's good and decent.
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296, I wish I could agree but women are stupid enough to not try anal. So are some men. In fact, you will find that stupidity isn't the provenance of one sex only, it's pretty much even stevens.
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FROM THE KING JAMES VERSION I HAVE OTHERS BUT THIS IS THE MOST FAMILIAR.

JEREMIAH 49:4
WHY DO YOU BOAST IN THE VALLEYS YOUR FLOWING VALLEY O BACKSLIDING DAUGHTERS? WHO TRUSTED IN HER TREASURES, SAYING WHO WILL COME AGAINST ME?

SCRIPTURES ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY IN THE BIBLE:
ROMANS 1:24-27
1 TIMOTHY 1:9-11
LEVITICUS 20:13
JUDE 7:-
GENESIS 19:4,5,24,25
Witness (OP)
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Re: The Bible says Anal sex not only okay, you must do it, not vaginal, before marriage
62661, If you READ the link, you will find that they specifically say that the Bible is against homosexuality...

Which has nothing at all to do with anal sex between a man and a woman.

Two completely different things.
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Wow, another all time low. I don't care if the Bible says it's ok. Why would you want to do it if you're a girl?(or some man for that matter)You don't put something in the out.
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stupid ignorant readers,
OP is just speaking tongue in cheek with those biblical verses.

think he's just full of sh1t
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Witness
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WRONG 70635 I WENT TO THE WEB SITE ITS TALKING ABOUT ANAL SEX BEING OK ITS NOT, I TOOK A QUOTE AND PASTED IT IN AN UPPER POST ABOVE THE ONE YOU ADDRESSED TO ME. GO READ AGAIN.
Witness (OP)
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Julie - Because it's great.
70643 - Nice catch!

EILEITHYIA2007 - No... it is very clear that they are against homosexuality. They are very clear about this being a male-female thing. But while you are so busy looking things up in you KJ version, try looking up the dismal affair of Lot's daughters.

So it's a-okay for virgin girls to be chucked out to a crowd to be gang-raped huh?

Careful where you tread on this, EILEITHYIA2007, you may find the truth biting you hard.
jack beef

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wow! i'm truly amazed that this subject is stirring up so many negative responses. As long as it's not pressured or forced and the female truly enjoys it ( I know a couple of women who achieve incredible orgasms during AND after cuz they claim it's so sensitive and they can "feel the motion" more), THEN WHY NOT. It's only uncomfortable if the woman is made to feel uncomfortable......or she hasn't had enough wine fart
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>>>>So bend over, vaseline up your chocolate starfish and take it up the rear for the sake of all that's good and decent.<<<<

Umm... you're talking to a man, you moron. So are you saying homosexuality is okay now, too? Because I'm one Biblical verse away from putting that argument out of its misery.
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02/06/2006 08:00 PM
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I have just consulted with Bill Clinton and Lewis Black who unanimously agree: BJ's Don't Count!!!
Witness (OP)
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Jack, I'm with you on that one!

70568 - I really don't care. Yeah, homosexuality is perfectly fine. Nothing wrong with it at all. The purpose of this post is simply to show that those who are homophobics and use the homophobia of the Bible to justify their stance mistakenly take that homophobia to normal heterosexual sex when in fact, the two are treated totally differently in the Bible and to try and extrapolate homosexuality into a hetersexual relationship based on those teaching is pure nonsense.

I.e. Just spreading some light and love around dude... but if you're a Christian you are probably too busy hating everone else to have any room in your life for love, peace, tolerance and caring.
Witness (OP)
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AJ, very funny!

Hey folk, I'm off to bed.

Bye Rex (* wave *)

Goodnight all!

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(* kisses *)

=====> lotsa KY <=========

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