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The Bible says Anal sex not only okay, you must do it, not vaginal, before marriage

 
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How could you have any affection, regard, respect or love for the woman who you wish to bugger?This is not a rhetorical question;could you answer please?
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Cossack, that's a silly statement.
You can say the same about the woman you want to "f**k".

The sex being described here is sex based on love. It has excitement, fulfillment, mutual discovery and deepens the bond between two consenting adults.
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70635,

You are an evil smart mouthed liar. I sure hope that I ain't stood anywhere near you on Judgement Day.
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At one point, the President inserted a cigar into Ms. Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: "It tastes good." After they were finished, Ms. Lewinsky left the Oval Office and walked through the Rose Garden.
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"The Bible says Anal sex not only okay, you must do it, not vaginal, before marriage"

And if the bible says all believers must jump off a cliff, I suppose you will do that one too! Or you will conveniently overlook something like that?

On second thoughts it would be fantastic! Religious fanatics would be jumping off cliffs like lemmings!!!!
Why no one ever thought of it!!!???
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This is stupid! MAJORITY OF THE WOMEN POPULATION ENJOY ANAL SEX!! SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUTT BUBBLE BUT ITS TRUE!!


To the cward ladies who say its sick.. you just dont know a good thing when it comes up stir and thats not all an ass is suppose to be for. We sit on them too and pleasured by them.. its a fact of life. God made it a hole so guess what?! Might as well explore it!
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what about AUTOFELLATIO?
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I know a woman, now 50 something, who bragged about how good anal sex was. Now she shits uncontrollably all over herself. Thats real sexy.

bananasex shitstream

lmao
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Well now that I have permission...
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Since when do you need permission, for anything, Rex?
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I know a woman, now 50 something, who bragged about how good anal sex was. Now she shits uncontrollably all over herself. Thats real sexy.

bananasex shitstream

lmao
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Sure.You aren't even a good liar.
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Well now that I have permission...

Since when do you need permission, for anything, Rex?
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uranus is an exit......tisn't it
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If thats true, Then I think its about time that Holy Bible gets tossed out your window (but make sure your a few stories high up in a building before you toss it). Then start reading more spiritual/non physical material, magazines, books, whatever you can to keep yourself focused on the nature of life itself.

Jesus Christ was a New Age being.
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Do you people even think about how masogynist (spelling?) the bible is.

Reflect on women and their role in the bible.

God hates women.
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what about AUTOFELLATIO?
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what about AUTOFELLATIO?
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Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.

“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”

This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)

“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”

The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.

Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier

“If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?”

This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk.

Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.

Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.
 Quoting: Witness 70635


Well I'm sorry but are you a complete idiot? The bible forbids sex unless you are married. That would include vaginal, anal, oral and manual. Sex is sex, no matter how you view it. Followers of this advice will likely end up in the lake of fire. You are purposefully perverting the Word of God, maybe you think it's funny, I somehow do not think the citizens of Heaven will be amused! But hey, carry on, but I wholeheartedly condemn this as extremely contrary to the Word of God.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
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A lake of fire.... That's hot!
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Some of these answers really amaze me.

Op was obviously yankin your rosaries

And everyone gets all bent out of shape.


What I just can't fathom is how some of you think it's any of your business what consentual adults do to each other in the privacies of their own homes.


Ok It's not everyone's cup of tea...but to go so far as to say it's vile and disgusting is fucked...


I think baloney is vile, but you can eat it all you want...just don't give me any.

I think McDonald's is digusting...but I won't stop you from going.

Toe sucking IMO alsop gross

Evidently the list goes on...

les gouts ne se discutent pas...

Rougly translated...

To each his own.

s226
" I'll cut you like a box,along the flaps."

This has been a Viciousalawicious Production. the views and opinions of the above poster do not necessarily correspond with the views and opinions of VA Productions.

So don't bother complaining to us about what this crazy bitch is saying.
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Women are not made for anal sex.

But men are. If a man is fucked in the ass, he ejaculates.

If a woman if fucked in the ass, she cries.
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OP you are talking absolute rubbish!
Have you even read any of the bible?

Sodom and Gomorrah
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The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, John Martin, 1832.According to the Book of Genesis, Sodom (Hebrew: &#1505;&#1456;&#1491;&#1493;&#1465;&#1501;, Standard S&#601;dom Tiberian S&#601;&#7695;ôm) and Gomorrah (Hebrew: &#1506;&#1458;&#1502;&#1493;&#1465;&#1512;&#1464;&#1492;, Standard &#703;Amora Tiberian &#288;&#601;môr&#257;h, &#703;&#258;môr&#257;h) were two cities destroyed by God for their sins. In Hebrew, Sodom means Burnt and Gomorrah means A Ruined Heap[citation needed]. Respectively, these names seem to have been given after the disaster, and were not their original names.

The story of Sodom has given rise to words in several languages, including English: the word "sodomy", meaning acts (stigmatized as "unnatural vice") such as homosexuality, anal sex, and the word "sodomite", meaning one who practices such acts. For the unnatural sins of their inhabitants Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim were destroyed by "brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven" (Genesis 13:13; 18:20; 19:24, 29; Hosea 11:8).

Since then, their names are synonymous with impenitent sin, and their fall with a proverbial manifestation of God's just wrath (Deuteronomy 29:23; 32:32; Isaiah 1:10 sqq.; Ezekiel 16:49; Matthew 11:23 sq.; 2 Peter 2:6; Jude 7).

The Septuagint's Greek rendering katestrephe (Genesis 19:25) probably led to the opinion that the destruction of Sodom was accompanied by great upheavals of the earth, and even to the formation of the Dead Sea.

In Genesis 18, God informs Abraham that He plans to destroy the city of Sodom because of its gross immorality. Abraham pleads with God not to destroy Sodom, and God agrees that He would not destroy the city if there were 50 righteous people in it, then 45, then 30, then 20, or even 10 righteous people. The Lord's two angels only found one righteous person living in Sodom, Abraham's nephew Lot. Consequently, God follows through with His plans to destroy the city.

In Genesis 19:4-5, the final episode in the story of Sodom is described as the angels visit Lot to warn him to flee:

4. When they had not yet retired, and the people of the city, the people of Sodom, surrounded the house, both young and old, the entire populace from every end[of the city].
5. And they called to Lot and said to him, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us, and let us be intimate with them." (Judaica Press)
Lot refused to give the visiting angels to the men of Sodom and instead offered them his two daughters. The men refused to accept this compromise. The men were struck with blindness, allowing Lot and his family, who were then instructed to leave the city, to escape, and Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed with fire and brimstone by God.

A similar event is recorded in the Judges 19:20-22, this time involving the town of Gibeah. This suggests that the occurrences in Sodom were not unique:

20. And the old man said, "Peace be to you, just let all your needs be upon me, but do not lodge in the street."
21. And he brought him into his house, and gave fodder to the donkeys, and they washed their feet, ate and drank.
22. As they were enjoying themselves, and behold, the men of the city, men of wickedness, surrounded the house, (and were) beating at the door. And they spoke to the man, the elderly master of the house, saying, "Bring out the man that came into your house, so that we may be intimate with him.

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Some of these answers really amaze me.

Op was obviously yankin your rosaries

And everyone gets all bent out of shape.


What I just can't fathom is how some of you think it's any of your business what consentual adults do to each other in the privacies of their own homes.


Ok It's not everyone's cup of tea...but to go so far as to say it's vile and disgusting is fucked...


I think baloney is vile, but you can eat it all you want...just don't give me any.

I think McDonald's is digusting...but I won't stop you from going.

Toe sucking IMO alsop gross

Evidently the list goes on...

les gouts ne se discutent pas...

Rougly translated...

To each his own.

s226
 Quoting: vicious



I do not care what adults do in privacy. Your right, it's none of my business. This is not private, this is a public board. The reason I made my post is because some naive couple will come along and think this OP post was serious and think it's ok. If you do not believe as I do, fine, discard my post. I believe in God, Holy Ghost and His Son, I do not wish to force this belief on anyone. You will not see me demanding the country accept my lifestyle as ok, you will however see lots of small minority groups tell me I have to accept their lifestyles and behaviors. They say I am close minded and backwards, yet I demand nothing of them. Hmmnn, funny is it not? Nah, just sad.
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In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
 Quoting: Witness 70635


LOOOL lmao 1rof1
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Women are not made for anal sex.

But men are. If a man is fucked in the ass, he ejaculates.

If a woman if fucked in the ass, she cries.
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If you know absolutely nothing about a subject, why bother posting? There is no truth in either of your statements.

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