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The Bible says Anal sex not only okay, you must do it, not vaginal, before marriage

 
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btw I did not utilize the moral terpitude but the scientific facts-whether the anal affectionados understand it or not is of no consequence to me or my rectum-I didn't even mention the higher incidence of urethral infections or scarring that occur but let them figure it out if they can.
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methinks thou doth protest too much!

you must have a sphincter like the channel tunnel!
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Crikey, there are some excellent writers/clear thinkers on GLP, of all persuasions. I don't know how you do it! Many of you must have been educated within the Ivy League.

The only potential problem that I can envisage with anal sex between two consenting adults is the danger of urinary tract infections, which may be easily averted by urinating directly subsequent to ejaculation, and ensuring that no stray fecal matter enters the vagina.
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The poster above thinks he/she can kill the thread with cupofjoe

No arguments, nothing but brainless spamming that is so popular and generally accepted at this place.

I don't think it is possible to kill a funny thread like this just like that. What do you think?

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Yes I have a special badge. You call me a douche? hehehe My intellect can measure up to yours. I do not resort to childish name calling when my intellect cannot come up with an intelligent response to someone. I am in awe of your capabilities. rofl
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Hmm.. wish I had a badge..

But Alas I do not pretend to be of superior intellect...

If I know anything, it's that I don't know much...

I do resort to childish name calling however cause it's fun and harmless.

And I am but a child at heart...

Everyone has their vices right...

Like needless judging and such...

At least mine is a victimless crime, cause let's face it, if you care about being called a douche on GLP...you're seriously nobody.

Toodles,
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Hey Vicious,

The first part about the badge was a joke, remember you made fun of me for not seeing that? I am not judging anyone. I am repeating what God says about what He will judge. If you find this undesirable, you may take it up with the Creator when you stand before Him. Your name calling is not victimless. I never said I had superior intellect. I merely said I could keep up with you. I agree with your third statement, :) .

Your own words you cannot even follow such as: "Everyone has their vices right..." Yes, I suspect they do, me included. If my post offends you could have written it off as a vice and not judged me. You can say you did not judge me, if so, what was the name calling about. What about all your finger pointing. All I did was point out that the original poster was in opposition to the Word of God, suddenly, the fact that the Word of God offends so many, (makes people aware of their failures which they hate with a passion to admit) is somehow the fault of the believer who post the truth.
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Hey Vicious,

The first part about the badge was a joke, remember you made fun of me for not seeing that? I am not judging anyone. I am repeating what God says about what He will judge. If you find this undesirable, you may take it up with the Creator when you stand before Him. Your name calling is not victimless. I never said I had superior intellect. I merely said I could keep up with you. I agree with your third statement, :) .

Your own words you cannot even follow such as: "Everyone has their vices right..." Yes, I suspect they do, me included. If my post offends you could have written it off as a vice and not judged me. You can say you did not judge me, if so, what was the name calling about. What about all your finger pointing. All I did was point out that the original poster was in opposition to the Word of God, suddenly, the fact that the Word of God offends so many, (makes people aware of their failures which they hate with a passion to admit) is somehow the fault of the believer who post the truth.
 Quoting: Uh, OK 29137

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Who is this God you speak of ?
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The creator of all things.
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In the Old Testament he declared himself YHWH (sometimes reffered to as Yahwah). He sent His Son to die for our sins, yours and mine. After His Son rose from the grave He ascended to Heaven to be with the Father. He then sent His Holy Spirit to be with us here on earth. To instruct us and guide us. The three are one. You must however follow His rules for living, compliance shows your love for Him, to be considered one of His own.
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Wasn't that a page from the Vatican rule book?
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If a man wants anal sex - and sometimes even oral sex - I simply tell him: "That is what God made homosexuals for. Go out and find one."
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I agree with the anal sex.

Men ejaculate from anal sex and women do not.

It's more natural for men to have anal sex with each other.
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No. I do not adhere to the Vatican or the Catholic belief system.
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Women are not made for anal sex.

But men are. If a man is fucked in the ass, he ejaculates.

If a woman if fucked in the ass, she cries.

If you know absolutely nothing about a subject, why bother posting? There is no truth in either of your statements.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 380


It is true.
A man's prostate is stimulated from anal sex and he ejaculates.

Men receive pleasure from anal sex.

Women have no prostate.
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omg I think some horny guy wrote that article. it is too funny
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I know a woman, now 50 something, who bragged about how good anal sex was. Now she shits uncontrollably all over herself. Thats real sexy.

bananasex shitstream

lmao

Sure.You aren't even a good liar.
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I am not lying. The only thing that makes it funny to me is the fact that she ran around telling everybody her business. If it was "just incontinence," I would be more sympathic.

[link to www.lifesite.net]

Even those who support homosexual sex acts warn nonetheless that anal sex is a dangerous activity, regardless of genders involved. The sex info site of the University of California at Santa Barbara, which can in no way be described as opposed to homosexual activity, nonetheless points out that anal sex is a dangerous practice.

Experts on sexual behaviour, or "sexperts" at the site refers to them, warn that anal sex is the most dangerous behaviour for transmission of HIV/AIDS and all other STDs since the anus is not designed for sexual activity as is the vagina. Moreover, the 'sexperts' warn that the practice also leads to fecal incontinence - loss of normal control of the sphincter muscles which leads to stool leaking from the rectum at unexpected times.

As the website puts it: "Even when people use lots of lubrication during anal sex, there can be tearing of the tissue inside the anus . . . For this reason, anal sex is the riskiest form of sexual activity when it comes to the transmission of HIV/AIDS.

"Tiny tears in the anal tissue are like giant superhighways for the HIV viruses, allowing them to get inside the body and enter the blood system. Anal tears provide an opening for all the other STDs as well.

"It may be possible for repetitive anal sex to lead to weakening of the anal sphincter, which is the muscle that tightens after we defecate. Once weakened, feces can escape the anus against our will."
(see the website [link to www.soc.ucsb.edu] WARNING: graphic sketches used to illustrate)
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You MUST do it? What if you don't like things going up your bum?

I think some pedophile priests made this up so they can do the nasty and feel it's the 'right' thing.
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laugh Only on GLP can you find 6 pages devoted to anal sex from a Biblical standpoint.

You guys are too much popcorn
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The creator of all things.
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lmao lol 1rof1


rofl chuckle jumpy
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You whoremongers will all be part of the lake of fire, which is the Second Death.
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The creator of all things.



lmao lol 1rof1


rofl chuckle jumpy
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Laugh while you can Vicious.
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OP obviously is too stupid to understand the meaning of the word fornication for starters. If any of you people actually believe this shit then you are worse than this ass loving excrement pushing OPthwak
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The OP has provided us with another excellent example of the way some crackpots make the Bible say whatever they want it to say, even if that has no connection whatsoever with what it actually says.
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give
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The creator of all things.



lmao lol 1rof1


rofl chuckle jumpy



Laugh while you can Vicious.
 Quoting: Uh, OK 29137



Why ??

Cause your vengeful God will get revenge ?


I'm terrified.

scared
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If a man wants anal sex - and sometimes even oral sex - I simply tell him: "That is what God made homosexuals for. Go out and find one."



I agree with the anal sex.

Men ejaculate from anal sex and women do not.

It's more natural for men to have anal sex with each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74266

Why do you keep on with this silliness? Did your mom teach you this, or something?
Because it is NOT at all true, not the male aspect, nor the female.It is ignorant bs.
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I know a woman, now 50 something, who bragged about how good anal sex was. Now she shits uncontrollably all over herself. Thats real sexy.

bananasex shitstream

lmao

Sure.You aren't even a good liar.


I am not lying. The only thing that makes it funny to me is the fact that she ran around telling everybody her business. If it was "just incontinence," I would be more sympathic.

[link to www.lifesite.net]

Even those who support homosexual sex acts warn nonetheless that anal sex is a dangerous activity, regardless of genders involved. The sex info site of the University of California at Santa Barbara, which can in no way be described as opposed to homosexual activity, nonetheless points out that anal sex is a dangerous practice.

Experts on sexual behaviour, or "sexperts" at the site refers to them, warn that anal sex is the most dangerous behaviour for transmission of HIV/AIDS and all other STDs since the anus is not designed for sexual activity as is the vagina. Moreover, the 'sexperts' warn that the practice also leads to fecal incontinence - loss of normal control of the sphincter muscles which leads to stool leaking from the rectum at unexpected times.

As the website puts it: "Even when people use lots of lubrication during anal sex, there can be tearing of the tissue inside the anus . . . For this reason, anal sex is the riskiest form of sexual activity when it comes to the transmission of HIV/AIDS.

"Tiny tears in the anal tissue are like giant superhighways for the HIV viruses, allowing them to get inside the body and enter the blood system. Anal tears provide an opening for all the other STDs as well.

"It may be possible for repetitive anal sex to lead to weakening of the anal sphincter, which is the muscle that tightens after we defecate. Once weakened, feces can escape the anus against our will."
(see the website [link to www.soc.ucsb.edu] WARNING: graphic sketches used to illustrate)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 158281

Okay,obviously the powers that be are pushing this--I am glad you didn't just 'pull it out of your ass', forgive the pun, but you might as well have, because it isn't at all true.
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godzilla

I command everyone to have anal sex immediately or I will shit all over the world.
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[link to www.sexinchrist.com]

Fisting and God's will... chuckle
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Women are not made for anal sex.

But men are. If a man is fucked in the ass, he ejaculates.

If a woman if fucked in the ass, she cries.

If you know absolutely nothing about a subject, why bother posting? There is no truth in either of your statements.


It is true.
A man's prostate is stimulated from anal sex and he ejaculates.

Men receive pleasure from anal sex.

Women have no prostate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74266

Yes, a man has a prostate.No, there is no guarantee that anal sex will produce an ejaculation.A man who is not gay, and is not thrilled to be penetrated can find it just as painful as a woman who does not want it.
Similarly, a woman who DOES want it can experience orgasms on a level as if she were receiving prostatic stimulation.
Short version, it can be hell for a male, and it can be heaven for a female.Or vice versa.
But as an absolute statement for either sex, it is absolute nonsense.

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