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The Bible says Anal sex not only okay, you must do it, not vaginal, before marriage

 
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a question for the women who practice anal sex;

do you take an enema first??
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The creator of all things.



lmao lol 1rof1


rofl chuckle jumpy



Laugh while you can Vicious.



Why ??

Cause your vengeful God will get revenge ?


I'm terrified.

scared
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Ask him when you stand before him. It is not revenge, it is judgement.
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sow and reap

sow and reap


by your own hand

so it shall be


watch and see


truth is truth regardless


Each decides according to their heart-let them reflect on that moment as it is very defining
All choices have consequences, choose wisely, CHOOSE WISELY.
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The creator of all things.



lmao lol 1rof1


rofl chuckle jumpy



Laugh while you can Vicious.



Why ??

Cause your vengeful God will get revenge ?


I'm terrified.

scared



Ask him when you stand before him. It is not revenge, it is judgement.
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I think not.

The easter bunny died long ago in my house.

Enjoy your vengeful God and your fearful way of life.

Like I said before, to each his own.

But that particular brand of BS is not for me.
" I'll cut you like a box,along the flaps."

This has been a Viciousalawicious Production. the views and opinions of the above poster do not necessarily correspond with the views and opinions of VA Productions.

So don't bother complaining to us about what this crazy bitch is saying.
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The OP has provided us with another excellent example of the way some crackpots make the Bible say whatever they want it to say, even if that has no connection whatsoever with what it actually says.
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EXCELLENT POINT!
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My first reaction to that article was that it was complete bullshit written to convince naive christian females into doing kinky things men want them to do...having said that i happened upon it doing some research to help me decide if what i have been doing with my virgin christian boyfriend is a sin...i am becoming a christian and this concerns me but i have also been married and divorced and had a very kinky sex life. i feel guilty sometimes for taking his innocence but i also don't want to give up the close emotional feeling and shared pleasure derived from oral and the latest development-anal. yes it is painful for me but being masochistic where he is not a sadist it somewhat fulfills that need for me...so basically i am looking to see if this is really a sin. both parties are adults-but not married and Christians- but we are both completely happy doing this except for the slight guilt from our religion. am i just looking for a 'loophole' to God's will or is this permissible? the slight feelings of guilt we both occasionally experience lead me to believe this and everything but kissing should have and should now wait until marriage. (don't get me wrong though- once married this and all other monogamous forms of mutual pleasure and sexual expression are a go for me) any input would be appreciated
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Short and sweet op. you're a lying faggot. Why not just admit it and keep God out of it? You're just adding t your problems.
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kitty OP if you die in your sins you will have to answer for this evil you know.
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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My first reaction to that article was that it was complete bullshit written to convince naive christian females into doing kinky things men want them to do...having said that i happened upon it doing some research to help me decide if what i have been doing with my virgin christian boyfriend is a sin...i am becoming a christian and this concerns me but i have also been married and divorced and had a very kinky sex life. i feel guilty sometimes for taking his innocence but i also don't want to give up the close emotional feeling and shared pleasure derived from oral and the latest development-anal. yes it is painful for me but being masochistic where he is not a sadist it somewhat fulfills that need for me...so basically i am looking to see if this is really a sin. both parties are adults-but not married and Christians- but we are both completely happy doing this except for the slight guilt from our religion. am i just looking for a 'loophole' to God's will or is this permissible? the slight feelings of guilt we both occasionally experience lead me to believe this and everything but kissing should have and should now wait until marriage. (don't get me wrong though- once married this and all other monogamous forms of mutual pleasure and sexual expression are a go for me) any input would be appreciated
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YOU SEARCH OUT AND BUMP THIS FROM 4 YEARS AGO BB??


MMMMM... you're my kinda girl. can i give you my e-mail?
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HAHAHAHAHA that was fucking hilarious! (wipes tear) thank you!
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The Bible is a vile tool used to pervert people!
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SHUT UP...thwak Seriously.

You don't even have to be a bible thumper to see that homosexuality stands in complete and utter defiance of the laws of naturedumbass
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another do

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SHUT UP...thwak Seriously.

You don't even have to be a bible thumper to see that homosexuality stands in complete and utter defiance of the laws of naturedumbass
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Amen.. How anyone can get aroused smelling sh*t is more than I can understand.
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"My first reaction to that article was that it was complete bullshit written to convince naive christian females into doing kinky things men want them to do...having said that i happened upon it doing some research to help me decide if what i have been doing with my virgin christian boyfriend is a sin...i am becoming a christian and this concerns me but i have also been married and divorced and had a very kinky sex life. i feel guilty sometimes for taking his innocence but i also don't want to give up the close emotional feeling and shared pleasure derived from oral and the latest development-anal. yes it is painful for me but being masochistic where he is not a sadist it somewhat fulfills that need for me...so basically i am looking to see if this is really a sin. both parties are adults-but not married and Christians- but we are both completely happy doing this except for the slight guilt from our religion. am i just looking for a 'loophole' to God's will or is this permissible? the slight feelings of guilt we both occasionally experience lead me to believe this and everything but kissing should have and should now wait until marriage. (don't get me wrong though- once married this and all other monogamous forms of mutual pleasure and sexual expression are a go for me) any input would be appreciated
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 916026" <-me

"YOU SEARCH OUT AND BUMP THIS FROM 4 YEARS AGO BB??


MMMMM... you're my kinda girl. can i give you my e-mail?"<-reply

I'm in a loving committed relationship which I thought would have been clear from my post so no thank you...any relevant comments would be appreciated though :)
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Reading this thread makes me want to go take a shit...
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Jeebus there are a lot of anal-obsessed people on this forum! Who the hell types in "anal sex" in the search engine and revives a 4 year old thread? Oh, it hurts ya? THATS BECAUSE YOUR ANUS WAS MEANT AS A ONE-WAY PIPELINE, OUT ONLY! Yeah, nothing more pleasurable than forcing a 6" object up one's poophole. A finger is one thing, that usually feels very good for a woman, but anal sex is not healthy nor natural nor encouraged by God. I know a woman who got a raging UT infection from some loser who stuck in her butt and then her vajayjay right afterwards. No man has or ever will enter in through my back door!
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lol say hello to colon cancers currenrly half of all sexually active people have atleast 2 stds.. stop engaging in reckless sex. it runs up your health care issues sooner or later.. usuallt sooner.. got god insrance for pricy health care and income replacement plan while recuperating from foolish behavior .. .
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reading this whole thread just made me fart.
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1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
1rof11rof11rof11rof1
1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
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there is a very simple example of what is "acceptable" - Nature

did you ever ever see an animal fuck another in the asshole... NO of course not...it therefore is UNnatural and unacceptable

did you ever see an animal get off in another animals mouth....NO of course not...a couple of licks OK...but no orgasims

so if you want to go against Nature and the God that created...that is your choice...but don't try to convince me that an unNATUREal act is OK for a supposedly lifeform with more intelligence.

If a dog won't do it...neither will I
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I see...so, you are allowing what a dog would, wouldn't do to determine your behavior.....interesting....Your standards certainly ARE quite high...I am impressed.
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Why all the obsession with the poop shoot? It has one purpose kids. Dont mess up a good thing...


naughty
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lmao
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OMG this is sickening; how the Christurds bend evrything to fit it their dirty mind.
I bet there´s plenty of them too who find consensus from God somewhere in the Bible while fucking a child.

OP surely forgot that it was the Christ Himself that said that we have to figure out what we think of things ourselves, while speaking (free translated): "him who is without sins, throw the first stone..."
It means: what do YOU think of it?!
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This thread is bsflag
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OMG this is sickening; how the Christurds bend evrything to fit it their dirty mind.
I bet there´s plenty of them too who find consensus from God somewhere in the Bible while fucking a child.

OP surely forgot that it was the Christ Himself that said that we have to figure out what we think of things ourselves, while speaking (free translated): "him who is without sins, throw the first stone..."
It means: what do YOU think of it?!
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Dude(Dudette? lol)

Whoever posted this topic is not a real Christian.
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[link to www.sexinchrist.com]

Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.

“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”

This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)

“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”

The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.

Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier

“If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?”

This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk.

Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.

Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.
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"christian threesomes"

Trinity sex
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[link to www.sexinchrist.com]

Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.
 Quoting: Witness 70635




1doh1
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valley definition in Jer 49:4

where exactly does it say buttocks ????

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please read the whole chapter .... gee wiz


sounds more like praying as the muslims pray


The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground
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[link to www.sexinchrist.com]

Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.

“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”

This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)

“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”

The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.

Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier

“If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?”

This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk.

Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.

Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.
 Quoting: Witness 70635


Please stop being an asshole in public!
The Bible does not say that!

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