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Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?

 
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12/17/2012 09:43 PM
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Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
Or, would you have to buy two burgers at 5 Guys to get the middle bun?... and have to bring your own 1000 Island?
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12/17/2012 09:46 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
I had that 5 guys burger once before and it gave me diarrhea .
Never again! One strike and your out!

1000 island dressing, shredded lettuce, and slice your bun in three
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12/17/2012 09:52 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
I had that 5 guys burger once before and it gave me diarrhea .
Never again! One strike and your out!

1000 island dressing, shredded lettuce, and slice your bun in three
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28097947


2 all beef patties
lettuce
cheese
pickles
onions
sesame seed bun

and special sauce... squirt squirt

Have you made your own? I may have to break down and have a BigMac party.
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12/17/2012 09:52 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
Yes I have it's easy.
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
Yes I have it's easy.
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Yes I have, using two 1/3 pound patties. Mrs. Tesla and I love them!
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12/17/2012 10:12 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
It's the dressing....just can't figure it out.
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12/17/2012 10:16 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
Yes I have it's easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14577918


Yes I have, using two 1/3 pound patties. Mrs. Tesla and I love them!
 Quoting: Nikola Tesla


Tell me more!!!

So, it tasted just like the perfect Mac, huh??? mmmmm

GGGG, I'm pounding on the table, I MUST HAVE ONE NOW!!!!!
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
It's the dressing....just can't figure it out.
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Sure it's not just 1000 Island?? Surely it's on the webnet.
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12/17/2012 10:17 PM
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loosers that eat at macdonalds are just that!L O O S E R S !flushU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!poop

Last Edited by KillerKoodaaa on 12/17/2012 10:18 PM
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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12/17/2012 10:19 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
A big mac with REAL meat and fresh vegetables? That might be pretty damn good. I may have to try it.
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12/17/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
I had that 5 guys burger once before and it gave me diarrhea .
Never again! One strike and your out!

1000 island dressing, shredded lettuce, and slice your bun in three
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28097947


2 all beef patties
lettuce
cheese
pickles
onions
sesame seed bun

and special sauce... squirt squirt

Have you made your own? I may have to break down and have a BigMac party.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


Funny, I made hamburgers for dinner just tonite.
I don't eat from McDonald's, and nor would I.
My homemade jobs were 1000s of times better than choke and puke!
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12/17/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
loosers that eat at macdonalds are just that!L O O S E R S !flushU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!poop
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


So I'm saying make a BigMac at home with real ingredients. Problem solved. Maybe this is only for those with a nostalgic feeling?
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12/17/2012 10:30 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
A big mac with REAL meat and fresh vegetables? That might be pretty damn good. I may have to try it.
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Remember this thread and get back!!!
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12/17/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
It's the dressing....just can't figure it out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23907595


Sure it's not just 1000 Island?? Surely it's on the webnet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


yup, 1000 island. used to work at a burger place, which i won't name, and we used to make a similar burger. the sauce was 1000 island. i made the burgers at home and everyone went crazy over these home burgers i made.

the other thing is you need to make sure the patty is flat, not a round clump. not sure why, but it just works better.
Mwalk
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12/17/2012 10:34 PM

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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
No, but i did buy two egg rings so i can make my own egg McMuffins.


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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
No, but i did buy two egg rings so i can make my own egg McMuffins.


:spectorfro:
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GOT to make your own breakfast mcmuffins, YES!!! My friend would make 6 every Sunday, and... well, let's just say he didn't have his technique all the way down yet.
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
It's the dressing....just can't figure it out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23907595


Sure it's not just 1000 Island?? Surely it's on the webnet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


yup, 1000 island. used to work at a burger place, which i won't name, and we used to make a similar burger. the sauce was 1000 island. i made the burgers at home and everyone went crazy over these home burgers i made.

the other thing is you need to make sure the patty is flat, not a round clump. not sure why, but it just works better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


Yes, flat patty,... actually, two flat patties, a la BiGMac and 5 Guys, is a very good burger method, especially for stacking.

I can't stand those 'mountain' burgers where everything's a mess and it's just 'Man vs Food' excess.
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
I can't believe I started a burger thread?????? on here??????
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12/17/2012 10:42 PM

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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
No, but i did buy two egg rings so i can make my own egg McMuffins.


spectorfro
 Quoting: Mwalk


GOT to make your own breakfast mcmuffins, YES!!! My friend would make 6 every Sunday, and... well, let's just say he didn't have his technique all the way down yet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


I had to, getting them from Mc D's can run up the tab, plus i like my english muffins CRISPY, with a very little burn, adds character!!
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
It's the dressing....just can't figure it out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23907595


Sure it's not just 1000 Island?? Surely it's on the webnet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


yup, 1000 island. used to work at a burger place, which i won't name, and we used to make a similar burger. the sauce was 1000 island. i made the burgers at home and everyone went crazy over these home burgers i made.

the other thing is you need to make sure the patty is flat, not a round clump. not sure why, but it just works better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


Yes, flat patty,... actually, two flat patties, a la BiGMac and 5 Guys, is a very good burger method, especially for stacking.

I can't stand those 'mountain' burgers where everything's a mess and it's just 'Man vs Food' excess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


yes, it's weird, but a mountainy-round burger actually alters the taste of it. strange that the shape plays such an important role in duplicating the taste.
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
I can't believe I started a burger thread?????? on here??????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


it's a refreshing break from all the newton shooting threads and 12-21 threads, if you know what i mean.
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I can't believe I started a burger thread?????? on here??????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


it's a refreshing break from all the newton shooting threads and 12-21 threads, if you know what i mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


Even the damned must eat!!! LOL
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loosers that eat at macdonalds are just that!L O O S E R S !flushU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!poop
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


LOSERS*

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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
My normal burger is:

fried onions
mushrroms
ketchup
mayo

I guess ketchup and mayo are the beginnings of the BigMac secret sauce? I know ketchup gets a bad rap, especially on weiners, but, with mayo it's allowed!

Don't flame me, ketchup tards!!!!
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12/17/2012 10:55 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
Ingredients
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------

1 cup real mayonnaise - Dukes shopping list
1/3 cup Heinz 57
1/8 cup sweet pickle relish
1/8 cup Vlassic dill pickle relish
2 green onions, minced
1 hard boiled egg, chopped
1/2 teaspoon paprika
2 tablespoons chives, minced
2 teaspoons fresh parsley, minced
salt and pepper to taste
Tabasco sauce - to taste


How to make it
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------

Stir together all ingredients and chill for at least an hour (More is better!)
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12/17/2012 10:56 PM
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Ingredients
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------

1 cup real mayonnaise - Dukes shopping list
1/3 cup Heinz 57
1/8 cup sweet pickle relish
1/8 cup Vlassic dill pickle relish
2 green onions, minced
1 hard boiled egg, chopped
1/2 teaspoon paprika
2 tablespoons chives, minced
2 teaspoons fresh parsley, minced
salt and pepper to taste
Tabasco sauce - to taste


How to make it
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------

Stir together all ingredients and chill for at least an hour (More is better!)
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2012 10:57 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
Yes, I make my own at home

then I fight with my wife, like this, for the real Micky D's experience...

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12/17/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
I buy Angus Beef patties and Grill them outside.

Slap it on a bun an its better then any fast food you can find.
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
Ingredients
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------

1 cup real mayonnaise - Dukes shopping list
1/3 cup Heinz 57
1/8 cup sweet pickle relish
1/8 cup Vlassic dill pickle relish
2 green onions, minced
1 hard boiled egg, chopped
1/2 teaspoon paprika
2 tablespoons chives, minced
2 teaspoons fresh parsley, minced
salt and pepper to taste
Tabasco sauce - to taste


How to make it
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------

Stir together all ingredients and chill for at least an hour (More is better!)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30022639


ah, Mr. ProActive! thanks

Time to go to bed. May the burger thread live and prosper. zZZZzzz....
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12/17/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
I didn't have the nuclear microwaves to create such a monster. They are not real food in this parallel universe. Anyone for a blue tritium mint?
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Re: Has anyone ever made a 'real' BIG-MAC at home?
Yes, I make my own at home

then I fight with my wife, like this, for the real Micky D's experience...


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after seeing this , And you ask WHY, does tptb want to eradicate 2/3,s of ya.5a
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.

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