Theory of The Illuminati: Sickeningly Logical, Yet Clearly Insane Explanation For Their Behaviors, For Biology and Psych Students

Hypothetical Premise: The Illuminati Are Real

1.) They operate by abstract rules, and odd ethical codes, that conform to no known human cultural norms. ex.

a.)they hide their plans within mass media. through symbology.

b.)their hidden plans are always present, yet indecipherable without specific knowledge.

c.) Though they show their plans, they abhor the idea of their revelation. utterly contradictory to their initial behavior.

2.) Evidence suggests that they have existed, in one form or another since recorded history:

a.) Ancient Sumeria/mesopotamia show the beginnings of their symbology, and existence.

b.) Ancient Egypt being their second residence.

c.) Present Day United States being their current, and nothing about how they operate has changed, but why?

3.) The only way they could have maintained power and secrecy for ages, could be through:

a.) Prescient knowledge: Which could rather than being what may be considered a magical, or psychic source, more likely could be advanced artificial intelligence.

How Could They Have Access To Advanced Technology:

a.) Time Travel, i.e. our future species retroactively guiding us.

b.) Time Travel, another species guiding our evolution.

c.) interdimensional travel, another species guiding our evolution.

d.) Unknown realm of physics, enabling remote viewing of the future.

What is the most Parsimonious of Explanations?

Of all the possible explanations, the one (albeit these are

all crazy explations) which is most parsimonious with the

known body of knowledge: Is that aliens are guiding us

through evolution. hear me out.

As above mentioned the Illuminati are guided by a strange

code of ethics; which is inconsistent with their unethical

behavior. Why? Well most likely because the all seeing-eye

is watching everyone, especially them. If we were set-up

here on Earth by another species, it would make sense that

they would leave us with some sort of system of governance,

right? isn't that what the united states did in Iraq? or

any other conquered nation. You dont just shake up a whole

world of people and then just bail on them. So way back in

Mesopotamia, when we were not alone here on Earth, a human

system of governance was created to maintain order as our

conquerers left. They couldn't leave behind their own, so

they left behind technoolgy to babysit us, and watch over

us all, especially over the illuminati. This artificial

intelligence is wired into everything, it probably exists

as some sort of autonomous craft orbitting our planet.

Sending back reports to another A.I. somewhere far away. My

guess is that this A.I. monitors our evolution, and sends

orders out to the footsoldiers (illuminati) to be carried

out, but this must be done according to the ethics of

another species. The reason that they still use their old

symbols, is that they are only meant to warn any higher

form of life that may be still here, a fail-safe to protect

their own species who vastly out think us. We dumb monkeys

might not recognize these subtle symbolic references, but a

greater mind would know instantly and react accordingly.

The illuminati must follow out these protocols or be

replaced.

My next thought, is that the Mayans who were also servants

of these higher life-forms, were told in explicit detail

when our species would become overpopulated, more or less.

Somehow this knowledge survived outside of the illuminati

to present day. We have already breached the carrying

capacity of this planet, it cannot maintain our growth, and

if in fact this Earth is a world meant to naturally evolve

a sentient species, they will be returning to bring our

numbers back down to a manageable number, so the Earth can

regrow. All of this would be in the sake of making us

better everytime we're culled. Only the fittest will

survive, that way the next time they come back in another

13000 years we will be even more advanced.

In recent years there has been a panic about

overpopulation, and massive attempts to halt our growth, I

believe that this is because the A.I. controlling our

evolution has passed on the news to the illuminati that if

they can't solve the problem themselves, it will be done

for them.

Listen I know that this all sounds crazy as hell, but i'm

just trying to think outside the box with all of this crazy

information coming at us all of a sudden. what are your

thoughts, i may be wrong on somethings, but it would

explain why people would proudly be masons or illuminati,

if they truly believed they were doing what's best for us,

or at least what they have no other option but to do. Truly

evil people are actually quite rare, and to expect that so

many could exist and be bound together with hatred towards

all of us is just harder to swallow.