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for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/18/2012 03:44 AM
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
We're the addictive reality show for the rest of the world... Our family and finances may be rocky, and we have a lot of drama, we may fight with each other and have to borrow money here and there, We may disagree at times, but at the end of the day, we're a family and we unite when needed. You are compelled to watch. We're the Housewives of the World....

We have a few drunken uncles and eccentric grandparents...

Secretly you're jealous and want to say you're a part of our family. Just admit it. It's okay. We have a few guest bedrooms here, we'll let you visit.
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12/18/2012 03:46 AM
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
To my friend from Ireland I can say the US had potatoes when the old sod had none (it's what brough my grandparents here). I also know there wasn't anything but the dole going on in Ireland until it bent over and joined the EU (how's that been working out for you and the rest of the PIGS crew - and damn, man, lumped in with Portugal, Greece, and Spain it would make Robert Emmit Sullivan turn in his grave and state they should probably write an epitat for his grave because Ireland will never be free (although you're doing great with Gerry and Ian). Oh, and we kicked mad George out years ago but it seems my Irish kin still can't get clear of mommy Queen.

I don't think any western nation should envy the US now, but they should keep their mitts in their knickers when passing glass houses. Nrver as bad as the worse.
 Quoting: BxMac


All well and good, but when a nation is the most powerful military force on Earth with the largest nuclear arsenal ever created and the only nation to ever have used them...

...and has multiple military conflicts going on around the globe... and basically calls every shot in every round table it sits at, be it g8, g20 or gee fucking wizz.

What that nation does, how it acts and how it is... affects the rest of us all over the world.

Ireland, thank god is a non factor, highly unimportant... I have never claimed the US wa unimportant, quite the opposite... and that's the entire problem see?

When you shit on yourselves, you shit on the rest of us.
Your business is our business, America wanted to be the boss of the world and pretty much is in the west (and trying damned hard for the middle east now), so you gotta take everything that comes with that...
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
You hear this one a lot...

But I always wonder...
Envy over what exactly?

Please, do tell what does America have that other western nations do not that we should all envy so much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30202702


If we wish to travel outside of our city we only have to get three forms filled out and it usually only takes 7-10 days!

How long does it take in Ireland if you wish to travel outside of your town?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


ohh wow, that spessssshhhhhhhhhaaaaaaalllllllll.

pick
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the fuck, i hope they aren't paying you overtime for this trash. Keep picking your nose dildobrains.
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
envy written all over that post opie
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You hear this one a lot...

But I always wonder...
Envy over what exactly?

Please, do tell what does America have that other western nations do not that we should all envy so much?
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I cam
n call you a mick and not get a day in court ?
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12/18/2012 03:58 AM
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
Ireland - I hear you. Difficult to argue with the truth you write. The gun shit argument you throw-out is a little limply weak and sanctimoniously pc (and, truth be told, the emerald isle wasn't exactly the paradign of peace and tranquility in the North during the troubles - hell. even now if you mention orange to the wrong crew you're fucked). But overall you're right. I went into the military in '74 during the waning year of Vietnam. Before Vietnam, Korean "Conflict" was bullshit and all the rest since have been money grabs for the elite with middle and lower class guys as the fodder. Nothing noble in that (and you're right about the WWII days being long gone (it would be like an Englishman quoting Kipling or speaking of the sun never setting on the English Empire.) "Between the dream and the reality falls the shadow" but we still do hold and defend the dream in our own day to day ways.

I don't know about you in Ireland (don't know if you're North or South) but for me in America so much of what our government does is so far removed from the will, spirit and beliefs of the people. Would that we could still live in the times were our government's representations of our country mirrored the beliefs and the values of it's people (but is there anywhere on the planet where that is indeed so?) Don't have a dog in the hunt for bragging rights other than a knee-jerk reaction of saying "My Dad can beat your Dad." A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse, right?

But Canda still blows, ok?
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12/18/2012 05:45 AM
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look at your selves, you ,ve pissed and shit all over yer selves, now no one wants dick all to do with ya, Stand tall america, and take a shower you really stink
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


I would remind you that without America, the whole world would be speaking German right now !

Sure, the US is not at its best right now, with Hussein Obummer in charge, but give it time, things will get better !
 Quoting: subzero86


Past Performance (one success : WWW II )is No Guarantee of Future Success

Be honest, the US is one fine mess and it's corrupt to the bone.
It's dumbing down the kids
It's killing people with GMO's
It's neglecting soldiers with DU illness
It's killing the land with fracking
The rich are getting richer
The poor are getting poorer
Huricane Sandy victims get no help (like from FEMA ... beacuse it's closed due to the weather...) and getting warnings from the county for not cleaning up?!?!?!

People of America, why do you take that shit of your upperclass / aka goverment?


Okay, it's true, even Europe is a big mess, and we ourselves are not doing that well over here with the recession.
Atleast we have no tent city nor is our goverment killing us.
Europe will rise in a couple of years.
The US of A will become a demented old fool thinking he's still the young bloke from long ago...
But is yet to deminish and die.
Unless ...

You will get or take the power back to the people !
take the stand against the 1% owning the 99%
Become responsible parents and grandparents and return the future to the children! Take it back from the bankers and politicians.

Speak!
If the goverment does not listen?
Write it down!
If they don't read?
Become as one ... (like in "V for Vendetta")
show it to them .. in the numbers
force and agression leeds to nothing.
The power is in the numbers, and that only works when you
do NOT use warlike action

Accept the puppets called cops, soldiers and so on ...
as a person like yourself (a mother or a father) but with the wrong choice of occupation or standing on the wrong side of the line.
Help them choose and cross over...
hf
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12/18/2012 06:49 AM
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
Hollow accusations of envy (over what? Weekly spree killings by citizens? That's all you have that we don't it seems) while resting on the laurels of WW2 (laurels which I suspect are pretty damned flat by now they've been rested on so long), a conflict I highly doubt anyone here actually fought in... this is pretty much the standard fare we hear when GLP descends into the "my tax farm is better than your tax farm" bickering.

Then we usually go down the road of "we have the nukes!", might making right and claiming to be the 'best' by virtue of having the bigger stick with which to beat the other kids with.

We know you have the nukes... we've seen you use them, twice, in that war you always drag up to show how great you are.
I've stood at ground zero in Hiroshima and seen what your greatness has done first hand... because I have a passport (sorry, cheap shot).

Look, the ideals and values that America as a nation claims to endorse are sound and very desirable for any society... however actions speak louder than words and talk is cheap.

America has not been the nation that valiantly defended global freedom from the likes of the Nazis for a very long time.

In fact I am reminded of an old saying... he who fights monsters should take care... It seems the US did not heed that advice.

:(

I'm not trying to be an asshole, I'm just trying to hold up a mirror for you to look at yourselves... it takes a real friend to be honest about how fucked up you've become right? A true friend is the one who says "Jesus Joe, maybe you should get a shower and shave and tidy up all the cum-rags lying around here, no wonder nobody wants to call over for a beer anymore, stop jerking off in front of that mirror and use it to see what a fucking monster you've become."

I dearly love America and everything it has given the world in the past, dude I fucking love that brash, innovative reach for the stars we're going to the Moon attitude... But that's long gone and right now, I really don't want to call over for a beer anymore.
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For the most part Ireland I agree. We are huge hypocrites but we are products of our rulers and manipulators as are you. We move to take up arms against others because our puppet masters pull the strings and for that we are guilty.

As for shooting up civilians weekly, this is were you are guilty of choosing to believe the propaganda you're comfortable with. According to FBI records, Americans stop over 2 million crimes from happening with personal firearms (most of the time without a shot fired). Why don't those across the pond point our Switzerland and their real Assault weapon they keep in their house, why do Europeans have a problem with our rights?

Many Americans are waking up to our evil controllers and hopefully more stand up to the lies. I know these beasts are bullies and I am ashamed that our people have gone along with it, but it will be over soon because the dollar will crash and we will eat each other because we are Yugoslavia now.

There are still some awakened Americans who you'd still should have a pint with.
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12/18/2012 09:22 PM
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
look at your selves, you ,ve pissed and shit all over yer selves, now no one wants dick all to do with ya, Stand tall america, and take a shower you really stink
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


Thanks dude, for the tip an all.

Wanna go grab a pint sometime?
 Quoting: Deej


absolutly ,i love america, just hate its politics, if thats what ya wanna call it. more like pre war germany down there now. kinda scares us easy goin canuks.ya know beer bacon joints, good friends , good times
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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12/18/2012 09:24 PM
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you only can dream about ever being the greatest nation on earth again, we got that title and its gonna last for eva, suck it up princess,every one love,s us canucks, were so smart , witty intelligent,and 99 percent of the population know,s who there leaders are.Who,S yo DADDY. banana2
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


Who loves Canada? Ummm... No one!! What the hell are you talking about? People love to make fun of Canada, that's about it.
 Quoting: Etta


we love makin fun of each other too, thats sorta a sign of friendship, if you dont like some one you trat m like a pile of shit, so if some one makes fun of us , that means they like us , other wise they be fuckin up our shit, like the world does to you, blowin up yur shit, like building boats planes, the list is large
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


You'll get yours, be patient. Plenty of Muzzies in Canada.
 Quoting: Etta


the muzzies here are really happy and work hard makin us tim hortons and kfc and keep evry thing runnin smooth for us here, they no better than to shit were they sleeppeace
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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12/18/2012 09:28 PM
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
Dude.

Whatever to your ineffectual batch of insults.

But, are you seriously saying CANADA is the world's greatest super power? Spin your globe, dude, there's a bunch of other countries on the other side.
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,yes super power doesnt allways mean bigger and better weapons, the canadian brain is the most dangerous weapon on earth at the moment, we can sell ice cubes to eskimo,s, and i,m pretty sure you,d be interested in buyin an igloo, ya frikin retard
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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now no one wants dick all to do with ya
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So that means all illegal aliens will be going back to their own country! Great news.
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
I hate to tell you this, but from outside, Canadians and Americans are indistinguishable. You have the same languague and the same culture, with only the most superficial of differences.

This undeniable truth tends to enrage Canadians.
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
Canada is the Cleveland of the world. A trailer park of web-fingered flunkies styling in cranberry doubleknit leisure suits, white belts, and practical shoes. Hell, Canada makes Newark look good, eh.

America is indeed good and well fucked, but at least it was something at one time.

The only thing good to come out of Canada was Robertson Davies and John Candy and both of them got out of Canada (and your mother) as soon as they could.
 Quoting: BxMac


Just because the OP is a douche bag is no reason to slander Canada. Canada is beautiful. We are glad that people think it is dull. That means that we won't be over-run with tourists. But it is no where near a trailer park. Canada is a gorgeous gem. You would be lucky to come for a visit.
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Canada is the Cleveland of the world. A trailer park of web-fingered flunkies styling in cranberry doubleknit leisure suits, white belts, and practical shoes. Hell, Canada makes Newark look good, eh.

America is indeed good and well fucked, but at least it was something at one time.

The only thing good to come out of Canada was Robertson Davies and John Candy and both of them got out of Canada (and your mother) as soon as they could.
 Quoting: BxMac


cruise
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
KillerKoodaaa (OP)

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12/18/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
envy written all over that post opie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 973231


You hear this one a lot...

But I always wonder...
Envy over what exactly?

Please, do tell what does America have that other western nations do not that we should all envy so much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30202702


well they kinda are sorta a bit still in charge of thier own destiny, something i grew up with , till cock eater soro,s fucked over my country and started playin god with mine and every one elses lives,i,m still sovern at heart, but yu cant do shit here anymore with out a fukin permit, feel like a farm dog thats bin leased and caged
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
At least we can take solace in the fact we are not Canadians.
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you only can dream about ever being the greatest nation on earth again, we got that title and its gonna last for eva, suck it up princess,every one love,s us canucks, were so smart , witty intelligent,and 99 percent of the population know,s who there leaders are.Who,S yo DADDY. banana2
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


I envy the Canadian public schools excellent teaching of basic grammar, spelling and punctuation.
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roflneener
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
Hollow accusations of envy (over what? Weekly spree killings by citizens? BLAH BLAH BLAH BULLSHIT
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Weekly spree killings? Not.fucking.hardly.
You fuckers have been killing each other for years, only when you do it, you do it with bombs so you can get maximum carnage, so shut your fucking potato hole, you cowardly douchebag.

Now mind yer own god damned business.
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
I hate to tell you this, but from outside, Canadians and Americans are indistinguishable. You have the same languague and the same culture, with only the most superficial of differences.

This undeniable truth tends to enrage Canadians.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130777


ahhhhh fuk yu slant, isnt it time to pick lice.skull_fing
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
I hate to tell you this, but from outside, Canadians and Americans are indistinguishable. You have the same languague and the same culture, with only the most superficial of differences.

This undeniable truth tends to enrage Canadians.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130777


ahhhhh fuk yu slant, isnt it time to pick lice.skull_fing
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OP I still love you
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I hate to tell you this, but from outside, Canadians and Americans are indistinguishable. You have the same languague and the same culture, with only the most superficial of differences.

This undeniable truth tends to enrage Canadians.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130777


ahhhhh fuk yu slant, isnt it time to pick lice.skull_fing
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OP I still love you
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iamwith
baffle m with briliance,or startle m with stupidity. everbody outta the pool.
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look at your selves, you ,ve pissed and shit all over yer selves, now no one wants dick all to do with ya, Stand tall america, and take a shower you really stink
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


I would remind you that without America, the whole world would be speaking German right now !

Sure, the US is not at its best right now, with Hussein Obummer in charge, but give it time, things will get better !
 Quoting: subzero86


Wrong, you can thank Russia for that you fucking fool.
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Yeah Ireland. Take that. And U2 and Sinnead O'Conner suck.
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12/18/2012 11:18 PM
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Yeah Ireland. Take that. And U2 and Sinnead O'Conner suck.
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rockon
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12/18/2012 11:23 PM
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Yeah Ireland. Take that. And U2 and Sinnead O'Conner suck.
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rockon
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Bwah ha ha ha ha ha

People believe we have freedom in the US? It's a fucking house of cards that we build on top of the crumbling layers just to try and hide them from sight. Eventually the whole thing will come down.
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12/18/2012 11:38 PM
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Glass houses and all that, eh OP?

“You won’t recognize Canada when I get through with it.”
-Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper

"As one of the most resource-rich countries on earth, and the largest single trading partner with the United States, Canada is strategically positioned to influence the changing nature of global power structures. Do we support – and siphon our resources for the benefit of – the American Empire, co-operating in the wholesale plundering of the world, the oppression and impoverishment of peoples, destruction of global ecology, all for the benefit of an increasingly small class of global corporations and banks… Or, do we become independent and free? Canada’s Prime Minister Stephen Harper once said, “You won’t recognize Canada when I get through with it.” With multiple “free trade” agreements under way, expanded corporate rights, expropriation of vast amounts of natural resources, Canada is becoming one of the world’s foremost corporate colonies, unrecognizable from what Canadians once imagined our nation to be."

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potkettle
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


we actually seem to be transitioning to siphoning our resources for the benefit of (state-owned) Chinese corporations. at least that's how it looks from oil country.
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Canada is the Cleveland of the world. A trailer park of web-fingered flunkies styling in cranberry doubleknit leisure suits, white belts, and practical shoes. Hell, Canada makes Newark look good, eh.

America is indeed good and well fucked, but at least it was something at one time.

The only thing good to come out of Canada was Robertson Davies and John Candy and both of them got out of Canada (and your mother) as soon as they could.
 Quoting: BxMac


Robertson Davies lived in the UK in his college days and a little after but spent the vast majority of his life in Canada, whwere he died.
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Re: for 35 years i envied americans huge, now i pity you fools
Canada is the Cleveland of the world. A trailer park of web-fingered flunkies styling in cranberry doubleknit leisure suits, white belts, and practical shoes. Hell, Canada makes Newark look good, eh.

America is indeed good and well fucked, but at least it was something at one time.

The only thing good to come out of Canada was Robertson Davies and John Candy and both of them got out of Canada (and your mother) as soon as they could.
 Quoting: BxMac


Robertson Davies lived in the UK in his college days and a little after but spent the vast majority of his life in Canada, where he died.
 Quoting: Swinburnian
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look at your selves, you ,ve pissed and shit all over yer selves, now no one wants dick all to do with ya, Stand tall america, and take a shower you really stink
 Quoting: KillerKoodaaa


I would remind you that without America, the whole world would be speaking German right now !

Sure, the US is not at its best right now, with Hussein Obummer in charge, but give it time, things will get better !
 Quoting: subzero86




The generation that fought in WWII were the Americans the world admired.

The presnt lot are a disgustingly fat and ignorant bunch of spoiled brat retards - who really stink!

Instead of saving the world, your nation is raping it - and at YOUR expense as well.

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