Tomorrow, I'm on my way to our underground bunker, shit actually just got real.

Why did you scribble out the flight details!

I wonder how many GLPers are hiding away in their bunkers at the moment thinking the rest of us are battling zombies.

They'll pop their heads out in 2013 and we'll be like, 'where the hell have you been?'.

readers of this thread.

I have a question.

If ( like OP) you were fabulously rich, with no family, and about to go catch a flgiht to go into a bunker for an undisclosed amount of time, like in a days time... and again, were fabulously rich, would you, on your last night in the world ( as it is)...

A) go down the shops and buy a webook so that you can tell everyone on GLP you are going to go in a bunker, maybe risking your chances of getting in?

or

B) keep it to yourself, stay off the internet, withdraw obscene amounts of dollars from your bank, hit the clubs, fuck it, (you might as well arrive in a helicopter) hire that and a pilot for the night to get you around, aquire heaps of drugs, order five or more the finest hookers money can buy to wait for when you get back so you can have a drug fueled whore binge afterparty in your penthouse hotel room,

( maybe filling the hot tub with the finest champagne and the naked hookers, whose nipples are dipped in coke for you to snort at your lesuire)

?

What is the doom that is meant to occur?

Voucher number 042458..........................................333!

Why, why, why!

Must be a short flight, if it's a private jet & only $140

So your one of the people that gets to rebuild humanity huh??? Cool dude, umm so if you won't be needing any cash how about Paypaling me a couple of hundred grand to blow over the next few days ,cause I wanna party like it's 1999 baby.

140$ AA flight voucher being passed off as a ticket on a 'private flight'. Really?

Last Edited by wisc_natureboy on 12/18/2012 03:54 AM

You're not battling zombies!?
Where the hell are you?
Ah Oz right.

Thanks, for the update. Prompt looting of your above ground house can now begin.

actually that is just for baggage fees,, the flight it free

That ticket says feb 2011 and you blanked out the flight details yet kept all the other details on it lol. Try again with the date and place of travel NOT blanked out in black.

Maybe there's a C)? Like having been on this forum for awhile and feeling a little bit of responsibility to inform the weirdos here if shit gets real like he claims?

sorry , IT's free

privatejetard

Request, can you get any info whatsoever, from your buds, about what they expect to occur that day?

Also, do you have any info about how long you'll be underground.

Give some info please, to help the above grounders.

Then you better watch out. As we all know, nothing in life is free - except for sunlight. There's no such thing as a free flight on a private jet

Suuuure that's going to happen.

But if their are little children dead and parents of children grieving they all want to see pictures and proof.

Never been so happy for my passport.

Wherever the hell it is.

sorry bud,,, that is when i received tickets,,from mr. goldman himself.. they too were received with instructions,, the message along with the tickets said " hide away for a darker day " so i placed them into my wall safe until i received the message telling what to do with them.

As i've said before i really did not know what i was buying myself into and it has been unknown until this time.

and it expired feb 2012

valid for one year

Yeps good points.

Doom off

Why did you scribble out the flight details?

you just, don't get it....do ya ?

Just remember to tell them what I told ya ok.

Once chance to get it right...head to the stars..DONT wait.

There is an entire universe out there...all the eggs have been in one basket long enough.



444sim

Get with the program nanna. He already uploaded it lol. Not that it gives much away. The flight details are scribbled out!

i guess not


not into role-playing

But why use an actual black marker to hide the details on the actual ticket.

Ticket or now it is a luggage voucher and the flight is free?

Nice try dude, but really posting a 140$ AA flight voucher?

Was your flight late, were you bumped?
I bet they left you stranded last Winter.

I used to get these everytime the airline fucked up.

You could have done better. ;-`)