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how do you..?

 
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12/18/2012 03:32 AM
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how do you..?
start a conversation with a waitress?

it feels awkward to say anything other than the food order..
I am really not looking for trolls, rather someone that has good understanding, or a female perhaps??

thanks.
charlie
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12/18/2012 03:33 AM
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dude, just say you look really nice...works in ANY situation. Then start the conversation from there...like: enjoying your shift (in a joking manner) Just be confident
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12/18/2012 03:35 AM
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putin

america is filled with bitchboys
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putin

america is filled with bitchboys
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I don´t think australia is a better shape.. I see you, you australian posters... weird people..
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Re: how do you..?
"Hi, (use her name after she introduces herself). I'm (fill in your name)." extend hand in non-threatening manner, offering to shake her hand. "Nice to meet you."
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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12/18/2012 03:38 AM
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putin

america is filled with bitchboys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212009


I don´t think australia is a better shape.. I see you, you australian posters... weird people..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20413827


comming from an american who hasn't got the balls to talk to a female, that's a compliment

1rof1
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12/18/2012 03:46 AM
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putin

america is filled with bitchboys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212009


I don´t think australia is a better shape.. I see you, you australian posters... weird people..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20413827


comming from an american who hasn't got the balls to talk to a female, that's a compliment

1rof1
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geee what were the expected results from this degenerated society? do you think we were brainwashed by the system to be successful? or a fucking mess... yes we are the t.v generation...
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12/18/2012 03:48 AM
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putin

america is filled with bitchboys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212009


I don´t think australia is a better shape.. I see you, you australian posters... weird people..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20413827


comming from an american who hasn't got the balls to talk to a female, that's a compliment

1rof1
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geee what were the expected results from this degenerated society? do you think we were brainwashed by the system to be successful? or a fucking mess... yes we are the t.v generation...
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just walk up to her, say g'day..then ask if she fucks on first dates.

easy peesy lemon squeezie.
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12/18/2012 03:52 AM

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You say, hey... I wanna put my dick in your mouth.
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I don´t think australia is a better shape.. I see you, you australian posters... weird people..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20413827


comming from an american who hasn't got the balls to talk to a female, that's a compliment

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212009



geee what were the expected results from this degenerated society? do you think we were brainwashed by the system to be successful? or a fucking mess... yes we are the t.v generation...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20413827


just walk up to her, say g'day..then ask if she fucks on first dates.

easy peesy lemon squeezie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212009

yeah that would sound reasonable to say.. maybe it would work for some people... I know a guy that is a total asshole to every girl and he is always fucking a different girl..that just isn´t me..


but regardless, I think you´re right.. I should just talk to her my own way..
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You say, hey... I wanna put my dick in your mouth.
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I was expecting that one
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12/18/2012 03:59 AM
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You say, hey... I wanna put my dick in your mouth.
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I was expecting that one
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when you tip her, just ask"would you mind if i snuck a piece of paper with my number in your tip?"smile, and say it light heartedly not sleazily, and Dont look at her boobies when she leans over to put your food down or clear the table.
youre either going to get a a yes or a no, but if you do/say nothing it will always be a no,unsaid.
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You say, hey... I wanna put my dick in your mouth.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I was expecting that one
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20413827


when you tip her, just ask"would you mind if i snuck a piece of paper with my number in your tip?"smile, and say it light heartedly not sleazily, and Dont look at her boobies when she leans over to put your food down or clear the table.
youre either going to get a a yes or a no, but if you do/say nothing it will always be a no,unsaid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30209646


yeah that last is a very valid point... not trying is always worse than at least trying..

nice petite asian girl.. asian raised in asia.. well worth it

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