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I have been kidnapped by men in black PLEASE HELP

 
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel
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12/18/2012 01:33 PM
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I have been kidnapped by men in black PLEASE HELP
Hello my name is DR Schnitzel.
I am a doctor and a HAARP employee.

Yesturday i warned the world about a huge earthquake which was to occur in London.

Thread: HAARP to set off huge earthquake in 2 hours! VACATE LONDON NOW!

Because i warned people it was postponed temporarily, and i was tracked by men in black who tried to kill me.

I am being kept prisoner in a dark room, and i know for a fact they are planning on doing a huge HAARP earthquake that will devestate Europe later this week.

I need your help to escape.

Dr Heinrich Schnitzel
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12/18/2012 01:34 PM
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At least they let you online
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12/18/2012 01:36 PM
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TELL WILL SMITH I SAID SUP!!!
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/18/2012 01:36 PM
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I need help now
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12/18/2012 01:37 PM
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I need help now
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


We know that
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12/18/2012 01:39 PM
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I need help now
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


If serious, please be specific.
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12/18/2012 01:40 PM
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you're persistent OP, i'll give you that
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12/18/2012 01:40 PM
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I need help now
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


We know that
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lol
Lady KY
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12/18/2012 01:41 PM
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Got KY? They will introduce on you anal probes!
CripplingLies

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12/18/2012 01:41 PM

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Hey, I thought you were dead on the way to Paris last night! The men in black are liars because they told us the thrown your body into Tamise river along with your notebook... C'mon, I know you can be more creative than that. Its easy! Just don't think like a British!
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/18/2012 01:41 PM
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I am a doctor of law , science and medicine..

yesturday i attempted to warn the wall of a forthcoming HAARP earthquake that would devestate europe but mostly the UK.

Because i told people, it was postponed for a day or two and i had several attempts on my life.

I was kidnapped by the men in black.

I am using a spare phone to connect to the internet and type this.
I hear the men in black in the other room discussing plans, they are saying something about the earthquake to happen tonight, i will keep you informed
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12/18/2012 01:42 PM
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If you managed to macgyver an internet connection in a dark room whilst being held by the MIB I'm sure you'll be fine.
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12/18/2012 01:43 PM
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Ask them to go to the washroom, they never pi in the movies, you should be able to escape!!!!!!rockon
Prof. Dr. Dr. Emanuel Kebab
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12/18/2012 01:44 PM
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Stop it, please. Yesterday was funny and a nice opportunity to troll and go wild, but now it's getting really annoying.
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/18/2012 01:44 PM
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`sorry i cant edit what i typed

`i attempted to warn the world (not wall)
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Hello my name is DR Schnitzel.
I am a doctor and a HAARP employee.

Yesturday i warned the world about a huge earthquake which was to occur in London.

Thread: HAARP to set off huge earthquake in 2 hours! VACATE LONDON NOW!

Because i warned people it was postponed temporarily, and i was tracked by men in black who tried to kill me.

I am being kept prisoner in a dark room, and i know for a fact they are planning on doing a huge HAARP earthquake that will devestate Europe later this week.

I need your help to escape.

Dr Heinrich Schnitzel
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


Welcome back Schnitzie, WE remember YOU
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12/18/2012 01:45 PM
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Re: I have been kidnapped by men in black PLEASE HELP
I am a doctor of law , science and medicine..

yesturday i attempted to warn the wall of a forthcoming HAARP earthquake that would devestate europe but mostly the UK.

Because i told people, it was postponed for a day or two and i had several attempts on my life.

I was kidnapped by the men in black.

I am using a spare phone to connect to the internet and type this.
I hear the men in black in the other room discussing plans, they are saying something about the earthquake to happen tonight, i will keep you informed
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


Time is of the essence!
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12/18/2012 01:46 PM

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If they come into the room with a tube of KY I would be very worried!
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
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12/18/2012 01:46 PM

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Instructions to escape:
1 - Close your fist.
2 - Stick it in your botocks and start spinning your hand.
This will cause bleeding, keep doing this until you have no more blood and you'll be free.
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12/18/2012 01:47 PM
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:newwoody:
higher state of consciousness

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12/18/2012 01:47 PM

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I need help now
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


yes you do, the mental kind...
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12/18/2012 01:49 PM

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Weak
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/18/2012 01:49 PM
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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die
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12/18/2012 01:51 PM

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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


trust me, no one gives a f-ck...
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12/18/2012 01:51 PM

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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843

I am married and have two "beautiful children" - jason, thomas and jane


Is the other one FUGLEY
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12/18/2012 01:51 PM
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You should invest in a swiss army knife, my preference is for a leatherman multi tool, I have got myself out of many a sticky situation with one of those.
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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843

I am married and have two "beautiful children" - jason, thomas and jane


Is the other one FUGLEY
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Hey Doc what time did school get out?.
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12/18/2012 01:53 PM

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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843

I am married and have two "beautiful children" - jason, thomas and jane


Is the other one FUGLEY
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Maybe the third one is the neighbor's child. That would explain some things, like the reason he is such a sad person... rofl
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12/18/2012 01:53 PM

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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843

I am married and have two "beautiful children" - jason, thomas and jane


Is the other one FUGLEY
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Hey Doc what time did school get out?.

AGAIN..Use a Capital I..not i, Spelling classes needed.
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12/18/2012 01:53 PM
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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself



I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane


 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


I thought number crunching was imperative to science, now we know why scientist never come up with any cures.. lmao
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Come on guys, we need to take this seriously. OP has been kidnapped by black men and they're raping him with schnitzel.

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