I have been kidnapped by men in black PLEASE HELP

At least they let you online

TELL WILL SMITH I SAID SUP!!!

I need help now

We know that

If serious, please be specific.

you're persistent OP, i'll give you that

Got KY? They will introduce on you anal probes!

Hey, I thought you were dead on the way to Paris last night! The men in black are liars because they told us the thrown your body into Tamise river along with your notebook... C'mon, I know you can be more creative than that. Its easy! Just don't think like a British!

I am a doctor of law , science and medicine..

yesturday i attempted to warn the wall of a forthcoming HAARP earthquake that would devestate europe but mostly the UK.

Because i told people, it was postponed for a day or two and i had several attempts on my life.

I was kidnapped by the men in black.

I am using a spare phone to connect to the internet and type this.
I hear the men in black in the other room discussing plans, they are saying something about the earthquake to happen tonight, i will keep you informed

If you managed to macgyver an internet connection in a dark room whilst being held by the MIB I'm sure you'll be fine.

Ask them to go to the washroom, they never pi in the movies, you should be able to escape!!!!!!

Stop it, please. Yesterday was funny and a nice opportunity to troll and go wild, but now it's getting really annoying.

`sorry i cant edit what i typed

`i attempted to warn the world (not wall)

Welcome back Schnitzie, WE remember YOU

Time is of the essence!

If they come into the room with a tube of KY I would be very worried!

Instructions to escape:
1 - Close your fist.
2 - Stick it in your botocks and start spinning your hand.
This will cause bleeding, keep doing this until you have no more blood and you'll be free.

:newwoody:

yes you do, the mental kind...

Weak

Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die

trust me, no one gives a f-ck...

I am married and have two "beautiful children" - jason, thomas and jane


Is the other one FUGLEY

You should invest in a swiss army knife, my preference is for a leatherman multi tool, I have got myself out of many a sticky situation with one of those.

Hey Doc what time did school get out?.

Maybe the third one is the neighbor's child. That would explain some things, like the reason he is such a sad person...

Hey Doc what time did school get out?.

AGAIN..Use a Capital I..not i, Spelling classes needed.

I thought number crunching was imperative to science, now we know why scientist never come up with any cures..

Come on guys, we need to take this seriously. OP has been kidnapped by black men and they're raping him with schnitzel.

Last Edited by Baconhead on 12/18/2012 01:54 PM