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I have been kidnapped by men in black PLEASE HELP

 
Dapurps

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12/18/2012 01:54 PM
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Whens the final chapter to your doom book
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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12/18/2012 01:56 PM

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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


trust me, no one gives a f-ck...
 Quoting: higher state of consciousness


I'll second that
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12/18/2012 01:59 PM

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Come on guys, we need to take this seriously. OP has been kidnapped by black men and they're raping him with schnitzel.
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BAD schnitzelshocked
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12/18/2012 01:59 PM
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Hey you relize you have lunch in your last name?
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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


trust me, no one gives a f-ck...
 Quoting: higher state of consciousness


I'll second that
 Quoting: squiggs


Hey, he's yours..please unplug him..
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Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/18/2012 02:00 PM
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Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/18/2012 02:07 PM
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Well it seems like people dont want to be saved!!
Dapurps

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12/18/2012 02:08 PM
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Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


London isn't good enough anymore?
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
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Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


Fear Monger..byekitty
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Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/18/2012 02:18 PM
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Goodbye :(
Zombietard

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12/18/2012 02:20 PM
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Hi Dr Schnitzel!!! hi
I would like to thank you for your efforts in preventing this tragedy.
I hope London is saved, I have some friends living there, and they owe me money.
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12/18/2012 02:20 PM
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lol this asshole again... What happened to the dead aliens in your garden? And the ufo you brought down with your rocket launcher.
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12/18/2012 02:21 PM

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Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


Bernard its you!! Thank the gods, for this bit of good fortune! Have these men in black hurt you?! Is Victoria Winebottom there as well? Tell her the handkerchief was a memento of love, she'll know what to do with the boogers.

Ok first we've got to take down this haarp contraption, you sit tight, I'm triangulating your position as we speak, I'll come bust you out of that dark basement, and then we can finish our mission! Haarp won't stand a chance against the powers of our combined idiocy!!
This is all a joke!! Everything I say has nothing to do with you, and everything to do with me. Hopefully some laughter was had - on both sides.
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12/18/2012 02:23 PM

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When all of your wishes have been granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed...
When you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you...
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12/18/2012 02:25 PM
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Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


KILL YOUR SELF
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12/18/2012 02:27 PM
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sucks for you....
Dapurps

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12/18/2012 02:31 PM
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Goodbye :(
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


I wish this was true. You'll be back tomorrow saying japan is being target.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
Dr Heinrich Schnitzel (OP)
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12/18/2012 02:49 PM
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Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


Bernard its you!! Thank the gods, for this bit of good fortune! Have these men in black hurt you?! Is Victoria Winebottom there as well? Tell her the handkerchief was a memento of love, she'll know what to do with the boogers.

Ok first we've got to take down this haarp contraption, you sit tight, I'm triangulating your position as we speak, I'll come bust you out of that dark basement, and then we can finish our mission! Haarp won't stand a chance against the powers of our combined idiocy!!
 Quoting: FuzzleFace


Hello

Yes, can you private message me and i will give you my location

I just hope you are not a government official
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12/18/2012 02:54 PM

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Let me tell you all a bit more about myself

I am a man of reputation in my home town

I was the mayor for 3 years running

I am married and have two beautiful children - jason, thomas and jane

I believe in equality and respect for all, and have tried my life to be a good person.

I joined up to HAARP many years ago, but in recent years had the wool put over my eyes if you will, into believing that what we were doing was for the good of the planet.

When i was told the other day that they were planning on knocking out London, that was the final straw i can not sit by and let so many people die
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


trust me, no one gives a f-ck...
 Quoting: higher state of consciousness


I'll second that
 Quoting: squiggs


Well I for one am fascinated. How did you get involved in HAARP? Where is your home town and what were your duties as mayor? What specifically is your scientific background regarding your acceptance into HAARP?
Anonymous Coward
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12/18/2012 03:00 PM
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"Hello my name is DR Schnitzel.
I am a doctor and a HAARP employee."

So why don't you tell us some top secret detailed information and not about some bank account in Nigeria worth 10,000,000 USD?
CripplingLies

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12/18/2012 03:03 PM

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Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


Bernard its you!! Thank the gods, for this bit of good fortune! Have these men in black hurt you?! Is Victoria Winebottom there as well? Tell her the handkerchief was a memento of love, she'll know what to do with the boogers.

Ok first we've got to take down this haarp contraption, you sit tight, I'm triangulating your position as we speak, I'll come bust you out of that dark basement, and then we can finish our mission! Haarp won't stand a chance against the powers of our combined idiocy!!
 Quoting: FuzzleFace


Hello

Yes, can you private message me and i will give you my location

I just hope you are not a government official
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843

Private message an AC... that's new feature on GLP
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12/18/2012 05:25 PM
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Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


Its past 5pm in New York. Let me guess..it was delayed again because you let the word out and saved many lives.??
Dapurps

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12/18/2012 06:49 PM
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Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


Its past 5pm in New York. Let me guess..it was delayed again because you let the word out and saved many lives.??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30020815


The savior has come, Who will he save tomorrow
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
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12/18/2012 08:24 PM

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Ohh Heinrich.... ohh... blood everywhere... these black-suited goons have put a stop to my rescue mission, oh it hurts!!

I was near to breaking you out, but have been caught, beaten to within an inch of my life, and with my final key-strokes I leave you this message - The HAARP is inside of you!!

You've held the secret to this conundrum all along!

You don't have to martyr yourself though, just activate the love frequencies, transmit them all around the globe, and just maybe we'll survive the incoming cataclysmkfkndtgk'wrgypiwrjyipmwnen;hwr
n;rwjpoj\o5ul;dgjopetyajpyerihihtr48y568gknvsknl'gllll

I'm dead....
This is all a joke!! Everything I say has nothing to do with you, and everything to do with me. Hopefully some laughter was had - on both sides.
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12/18/2012 08:39 PM
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I can only imagine the horror of your interrogation!



Was it similar to this?
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12/18/2012 08:47 PM
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They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings
 Quoting: Dr Heinrich Schnitzel 10912843


Bollocks. I was passing through oxford circus yesterday and it was as stupidly overcrowded as it usually is this time of year.

Your trolling isn't even funny man!
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12/18/2012 11:13 PM
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bump
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12/18/2012 11:17 PM
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TELL WILL SMITH I SAID SUP!!!
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Awh... Come on It's his Little Conspiracy Theorist Jayden that's my side-kick! Ha ha! Rofl...
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12/19/2012 09:09 AM

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don't listen to them bernard, i love your threads!
This is all a joke!! Everything I say has nothing to do with you, and everything to do with me. Hopefully some laughter was had - on both sides.
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12/20/2012 12:03 AM
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Any Dr. worth his salt would have something come up if you googled his name.