I have been kidnapped by men in black PLEASE HELP

Whens the final chapter to your doom book

I'll second that

BAD schnitzel

Hey you relize you have lunch in your last name?
:comeinpeace:

Hey, he's yours..please unplug him..

Okay they are planning the earthquake for 5pm New York time,
HAARP will be aiming the device at times square.

They are doing this because Londoners are aware of it after i warned them yesturday. Too many Londoners left yesturday after my warnings - i have saved many lives.

It is time to vacate New York too

Well it seems like people dont want to be saved!!

London isn't good enough anymore?

Fear Monger..

Goodbye :(

Hi Dr Schnitzel!!!
I would like to thank you for your efforts in preventing this tragedy.
I hope London is saved, I have some friends living there, and they owe me money.

lol this asshole again... What happened to the dead aliens in your garden? And the ufo you brought down with your rocket launcher.

Bernard its you!! Thank the gods, for this bit of good fortune! Have these men in black hurt you?! Is Victoria Winebottom there as well? Tell her the handkerchief was a memento of love, she'll know what to do with the boogers.

Ok first we've got to take down this haarp contraption, you sit tight, I'm triangulating your position as we speak, I'll come bust you out of that dark basement, and then we can finish our mission! Haarp won't stand a chance against the powers of our combined idiocy!!

KILL YOUR SELF

sucks for you....

I wish this was true. You'll be back tomorrow saying japan is being target.

Hello

Yes, can you private message me and i will give you my location

I just hope you are not a government official

Well I for one am fascinated. How did you get involved in HAARP? Where is your home town and what were your duties as mayor? What specifically is your scientific background regarding your acceptance into HAARP?

"Hello my name is DR Schnitzel.
I am a doctor and a HAARP employee."

So why don't you tell us some top secret detailed information and not about some bank account in Nigeria worth 10,000,000 USD?

Private message an AC... that's new feature on GLP

Its past 5pm in New York. Let me guess..it was delayed again because you let the word out and saved many lives.??

The savior has come, Who will he save tomorrow

Ohh Heinrich.... ohh... blood everywhere... these black-suited goons have put a stop to my rescue mission, oh it hurts!!

I was near to breaking you out, but have been caught, beaten to within an inch of my life, and with my final key-strokes I leave you this message - The HAARP is inside of you!!

You've held the secret to this conundrum all along!

You don't have to martyr yourself though, just activate the love frequencies, transmit them all around the globe, and just maybe we'll survive the incoming cataclysmkfkndtgk'wrgypiwrjyipmwnen;hwr
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I'm dead....

I can only imagine the horror of your interrogation!



Was it similar to this?

Bollocks. I was passing through oxford circus yesterday and it was as stupidly overcrowded as it usually is this time of year.

Your trolling isn't even funny man!

Awh... Come on It's his Little Conspiracy Theorist Jayden that's my side-kick! Ha ha! Rofl...

don't listen to them bernard, i love your threads!

Any Dr. worth his salt would have something come up if you googled his name.