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NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law

 
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NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
"NEW YORK – Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced today that women who choose to forgo the option of an abortion and give birth will be aggressively persuaded to breastfeed their babies. The mayor has ordered hospitals to put baby formula under lock-down and to only provide it after the mother endures a guilt provoking sermon on the advantages of breast feeding. Stopping short of making breastfeeding a law, Bloomberg said he’ll use persuasive methods for several months before imposing prison sentences for mothers who resist his orders to breastfeed"


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"NEW YORK – Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced today that women who choose to forgo the option of an abortion and give birth will be aggressively persuaded to breastfeed their babies. The mayor has ordered hospitals to put baby formula under lock-down and to only provide it after the mother endures a guilt provoking sermon on the advantages of breast feeding. Stopping short of making breastfeeding a law, Bloomberg said he’ll use persuasive methods for several months before imposing prison sentences for mothers who resist his orders to breastfeed"


Read Story: [link to www.thedailyrash.com]

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12/18/2012 03:18 PM

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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
that will work out well with all of the crack heads and dope addicts..

Poor little kids, Daddy Bloomberg wants you stoned with your Mom
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou,
don’t make you safe; No !


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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
This guy is the real definition of a fucker. Now granted I believe it's healthier for the baby if it is breastfeed but who is he to "mandate" it. Is he going to send mothers who don't to jail for not breastfeeding? And some of these kids probably would be better off drinking formula milk as many of these mothers are so unhealthy with all the drug and other abuse going on so I doubt their milk is good for their kids
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
my 2 older sisters were breast fed and they have digestive issues and asthma as adults.

me and my younger sisters were formula fed only and do not have those health troubles and are healthier in life since child years.

breastfeeding benefits are bullshit and what if the mother is on medication
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12/18/2012 03:20 PM
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
this is the same mayor that has banned non small size soda portions.

what does he expect we should walk around drinking breast milk all day

the only people breastfeeding helps is the mother because her pregnancy weight will be lost faster if she breast feeds

no difference of baby health if theres formula
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12/18/2012 03:25 PM
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
But he did ban milk from super-sized breasts!
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12/18/2012 03:29 PM
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
This is sattire but this is totally something he would do.
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12/18/2012 03:33 PM
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
I guess all the Sandy victims have now been housed, power restored, etc. and Bloomberg now has nothing of importance to do
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12/18/2012 03:34 PM
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
Bloomberg is an idiot!
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12/18/2012 03:43 PM
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
But he did ban milk from super-sized breasts!
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lmao
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12/18/2012 11:56 PM
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This is sattire but this is totally something he would do.
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12/18/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
This is sattire but this is totally something he would do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30246992


agree, like The Onion, just not as good

that said, Bloomberg is an annoying, self-impressed preachy control freak

but methinks he is readying himself to run as a GOP candidate in 2016

yikes
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12/19/2012 12:00 AM
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
Ive fed kittens with formula and they died. But whayever, formula doesnt compensate breast milk.... Lolololo
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12/19/2012 12:10 AM
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law
He's one of the most over the top fags in politics. I'll
bet he's had more men than an 87 year old hooked.
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Re: NY City Mayor Bloomberg Wants to Impose Mandatory Breastfeeding Law

This is sattire but this is totally something he would do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30246992


agree, like The Onion, just not as good

that said, Bloomberg is an annoying, self-impressed preachy control freak

but methinks he is readying himself to run as a GOP candidate in 2016

People only say the Daily Rash isn't as good as the Onion because they make fun of liberals. ogrrr

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