I just went to the bank and withdrew it all - just incase.

good now go buy ammo

I woulda went but theres no point not much in there.

When I opened the account a few months back, he was trying to get me to invest in bonds, because they were the 'safest'..

I told him I keep my money in Gold - physical, and that using the bank was only for laundering paychecks.

They proceeded to make jokes about storing money under the matress.

I proceeded to tell him the real money was in derivatives, but they didn't know what those were..