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Calling ALL ASCENSION GURUS, and NEW AGE GURUS: WHY r u still selling DVDS, SEMINARS and "ascension techniques" ? why not free?????

 
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Calling ALL ASCENSION GURUS, and NEW AGE GURUS: WHY r u still selling DVDS, SEMINARS and "ascension techniques" ? why not free?????
Really guys. I am being researching on "Ascension". I am a full Ascensiontard since it is a very powerful mind technique to stay positive .

But really ...It is almost Dec 21, 2012. Why are all the new-age /ascension websites still selling webinars, dvd's, seminars, "coaching sessions", "mp3 meditation wave sounds", and so on? why are u still so attached to money?
we are almost there. 3 days to go!!

You will see that even between Ascension tard movement these "masters" "namaste" "buy -ma dvd" are also talking the Lindsey Style in their websites: "Oh My goodness. Ascension is coming. My elite astral contacts are telling me that you must positively prepare for Ascension. Oh My goodness alex. I was startled . Buy ma dvd"
"Get a piece of paper and write this down: Ascension is coming. Get a copy of THIS ASCENSION BOOK. IT Is NOT copywritten".


Seriously. Start to give your info for free !


More info:

Thread: OK ASCENSION-tardism is HERE. OFFICIAL DEC 21 2012 ASCENSION News thread and updates!keep it karma- pinned for Ascension tards !


Thanks! And Join the AscensionTard Movement.


I guess if it "Fails", "Ascension date " will move through march 2013. That´s the dates I have found . If GLP effect takes place, Ascension tard movement has march 2013 as a next date or deadline.

Just saying.

Check that thread. I have posted lots of links about the interesting topic of Ascension.
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Really guys. I am being researching on "Ascension". I am a full Ascensiontard since it is a very powerful mind technique to stay positive .

But really ...It is almost Dec 21, 2012. Why are all the new-age /ascension websites still selling webinars, dvd's, seminars, "coaching sessions", "mp3 meditation wave sounds", and so on? why are u still so attached to money?
we are almost there.


 Quoting: Strongman Shelford


yup. Jesus is coming on Dec. 21 and he's gonna kill everyone on the planet.

Sy-o-nar-ah everybody
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Really guys. I am being researching on "Ascension". I am a full Ascensiontard since it is a very powerful mind technique to stay positive .

But really ...It is almost Dec 21, 2012. Why are all the new-age /ascension websites still selling webinars, dvd's, seminars, "coaching sessions", "mp3 meditation wave sounds", and so on? why are u still so attached to money?
we are almost there.


 Quoting: Strongman Shelford


yup. Jesus is coming on Dec. 21 and he's gonna kill everyone on the planet.

Sy-o-nar-ah everybody
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ohno what you smoke is really dangerous for the human mind
ohyeah
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NOT TO much ascensiontards lately right?
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Ascension is only going to be for those that are full of the Holy Spirit. Forget this New Age babble. There is one light The Creator, Son Jesus Christ, Holy Spirit. No one comes to the light (Creator) But only through Jesus Christ. He is the door, He is the way, He is truth and life. Don't think for a second that you don't need him to get to God (light). It will be your down fall. He said he is the only door all others will be cast to the fire. There is no other way. Give up your arrogance, pride and stubborness, And humble yourself in private. Ask jesus to forgive you and for him to come into your heart. That you may be filled with his spirit. Then you will understand.
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Ascension is only going to be for those that are full of the Holy Spirit. Forget this New Age babble. There is one light The Creator, Son Jesus Christ, Holy Spirit. No one comes to the light (Creator) But only through Jesus Christ. He is the door, He is the way, He is truth and life. Don't think for a second that you don't need him to get to God (light). It will be your down fall. He said he is the only door all others will be cast to the fire. There is no other way. Give up your arrogance, pride and stubborness, And humble yourself in private. Ask jesus to forgive you and for him to come into your heart. That you may be filled with his spirit. Then you will understand.
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christiantards are also accepted to the AscensionTard Movement discussion

this is my gift for you




Worthy is the worship Laaaaamb
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Freedom!

Truth!

Ascension!
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[link to www.degaray.com]
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Because some of them, probably most still have a shadow of a doubt about all these predictions, and the others know nothing will happen and they will keep making money as long as they can.
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Freedom!

Truth!

Ascension!
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afro
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Because some of them, probably most still have a shadow of a doubt about all these predictions, and the others know nothing will happen and they will keep making money as long as they can.
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we will know soon Iguess
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Lol, ascension. Where you goin' bro?
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Hey mate!

I went to uni. Got multiple degrees.

I could have a decent paid job as a scientist in a lab researching or as a high school science teacher.

Gave that crap up cause it didn't feed my soul.

I'm a big proponent of doing things for free, and it annoys me to see so many still cashing in when money is the last thing all this is about. I love learning and teaching and i try and do it best i can for free when people are willing to hear my ideas out. More often than not they see me as a creep, cause if i dont want money, i MUST want something sordid from them... GEEZ PEOPLE I JUST WANT TO SHARE MY PASSION FOR LIFE AND THE WONDER OF IT!

I'm pretty damn sick of the whole money system in general!
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Lol, ascension. Where you goin' bro?
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to 5th dimension station central i guess charlie
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Hey mate!

I went to uni. Got multiple degrees.

I could have a decent paid job as a scientist in a lab researching or as a high school science teacher.

Gave that crap up cause it didn't feed my soul.

I'm a big proponent of doing things for free, and it annoys me to see so many still cashing in when money is the last thing all this is about. I love learning and teaching and i try and do it best i can for free when people are willing to hear my ideas out. More often than not they see me as a creep, cause if i dont want money, i MUST want something sordid from them... GEEZ PEOPLE I JUST WANT TO SHARE MY PASSION FOR LIFE AND THE WONDER OF IT!

I'm pretty damn sick of the whole money system in general!
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if you teach free things, tehn send the link of your blog or something
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Lol, ascension. Where you goin' bro?
 Quoting: Sunyata


to 5th dimension station central i guess charlie
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One thing I realized, the longer you try to get away from something the longer you remain in the same place.
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Lol, ascension. Where you goin' bro?
 Quoting: Sunyata


to 5th dimension station central i guess charlie
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One thing I realized, the longer you try to get away from something the longer you remain in the same place.
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yes i guess it is called the LAw of Attraction you attract what you think most of the time. No matter if you are thinking positively or negatively about something. you just attract that
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All proceeds of book/dvd sales go toward the fuel costs for the aptly-named "Ascension" Capsule Rockets to leave for the moon at a secret timr and location. It's $5,000 for the password when it gets near the time so make sure you buy as many books and dvds as possible. You never know, you may be on the VIP pass list for one of the "Ascension" rockets

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Ascension is free
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For the same reason preacher are selling you videos about rapture. Lol
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A real Guru will never charge money, the real Guru is within us.

New age is just like religion, all we need to know is that we have spirits from within to learn from, the good & the bad. No book or teachings will ever get you closer to enlightenment, we all have our unique path.
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Free is the way to be!
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anyone claiming to have knowledge to enlighten you or offer you religion AND asking for your money is ...bsflag
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There is no such a thing as a paid guru.

When the student is ready the master will appear.
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You don't need to pay for anyone's knowledge or techniques.
All you need is already inside of you. Are you able to love?

All these gurus... well, I think they start out with good intentions - to help people, but then they need to pay bills like the rest of us and begin charging. I don't condemn them for that if they truely believe what they are preaching and are not trying to make something up for a buck (i.e. a true scam).

But how do you discern the difference?

I never go to seminars or buy DVDS. I do buy books sometimes if they are on sale. But most of the information these people are telling can be found on the net for free.

Then, if you believe all them, they all have a different outlook on how to acheive the goal? So, who's method is the right one? That becomes the question. I say that it is good to learn from as many people as you can, but ultimately you'll do exactly what feels right for you. And that is your own path.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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good question OP, wondered that myself,

now if could just figure out the exchange rate for USD and the currency they use in 5D
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it's a valid point. but then you have to ask, why does you church have a collection? we all have to render unto Caesar, and if you full time vocation is your work, from whence come the shekels?
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because it's a scam perpetuated by pathological liars taking advantage of desperate people

hf