I work in Area 51... ask me a question

Did you make the call to Art Bell in 1997?

Tell me about the goggles ?

I heard workers were subject to chemical burns when they dug the trenches to bury the failed/crashed test flights. Dug the trenches, put the crashed parts in them, and then lit them on fire. Anyone who got near the smoke from the burning wreckage got chemical burns.

I see you were expecting my response... mr. snowisexpected

Where is the snow expected?

Why aren't you doing your job?

Tell me something about element 115? Antigravity and bioneuron engines...

get back to work Slacker!

Hmm ? I said never to that mekka cacky figure in a bmw.

Dude I'm a janitor they don't tell me shit. Get real.

Snow Goose, Snow White, Snow Bird...

Do you know my "uncle" Phil and if so what's the letter his last name begins with?

Did you see the flying potatoes from outer space?

Are all the aliens like Roger of American Dad?

Quit yer bullshittin.

Quit yer bullshittin.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

I've heard bullshit talk...I've seen it type, as well.
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where is snow expected, and what kind of snow?

Is there really an Area 52 ?

What's tomorrow's winning powerball numbers?

How many times have you had an anal prone?

How do you feel about losing your security clearance now?