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'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus

 
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'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus
[link to www.tmz.com]

Ban sexual intercourse!

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Re: 'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus
this is a problem with the cowgirl position.
it leaves the ding-a-ling in a sling if
done rough and a slip-out occurs.

there is a defense for it I have found.

bend the legs at the knees slightly
to avoid her full penetration by cushioning
her buttocks on your thighs.

hope it helps you guys in the future
from being injured in this fashion.
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Re: 'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus
this is a problem with the cowgirl position.
it leaves the ding-a-ling in a sling if
done rough and a slip-out occurs.

there is a defense for it I have found.

bend the legs at the knees slightly
to avoid her full penetration by cushioning
her buttocks on your thighs.

hope it helps you guys in the future
from being injured in this fashion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7033199


Or grow a bigger dick.
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Re: 'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus
this is a problem with the cowgirl position.
it leaves the ding-a-ling in a sling if
done rough and a slip-out occurs.

there is a defense for it I have found.

bend the legs at the knees slightly
to avoid her full penetration by cushioning
her buttocks on your thighs.

hope it helps you guys in the future
from being injured in this fashion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7033199


Or grow a bigger dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30053416


Or buck her off when it starts too hurt.
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you can break that?
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12/18/2012 07:07 PM
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Re: 'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus
Or grow a bigger dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30053416


lol

not even a 2 footer can escape
some rodeo rides ;)

bend the legs at the knees at a 45 deg
angle to cushion her buttocks

that's your only defense other than
avoiding the position altogether.
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12/18/2012 07:08 PM
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you can break that?
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yes you can

most are not aware of it though ;)
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Re: 'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus
this is a problem with the cowgirl position.
it leaves the ding-a-ling in a sling if
done rough and a slip-out occurs.

there is a defense for it I have found.

bend the legs at the knees slightly
to avoid her full penetration by cushioning
her buttocks on your thighs.

hope it helps you guys in the future
from being injured in this fashion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7033199


Or grow a bigger dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30053416


lolatu
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Re: 'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus
you can break that?
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


yes you can

most are not aware of it though ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7033199


a man can also have his testicles damaged
to the point of being sterile by the
pounding of her buttocks.

bend the legs, it's a defense to injury :)
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12/18/2012 07:20 PM
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Must have had a long narrow one to bend that easily.
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12/18/2012 07:21 PM
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The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

hahaha he learned a HARD lesson.
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The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

hahaha he learned a HARD lesson.
 Quoting: EJ25LVR


lol

if he had just read the book on sexual positions,
it shows in detail that the man's legs be angled
in the cowgirl position.

guess he thought he knew more than the book, lol
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12/18/2012 07:26 PM
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Damn that was pretty painful to read ouch wtf
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The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."
 Quoting: [link to www.tmz.com]


Way to go! The guy just had his Johnson ripped apart and is ready to acquire HIV in a 3some with Philippine hookers.

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The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."
 Quoting: [link to www.tmz.com]


Way to go! The guy just had his Johnson ripped apart and is ready to acquire HIV in a 3some with Philippine hookers.

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


YOLO

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What a romantic story.
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The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

hahaha he learned a HARD lesson.
 Quoting: EJ25LVR


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sounds like some of you need to visit Mocospace.com LOL
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Love hurts...



Last Edited by Saddletramp on 12/18/2012 07:57 PM
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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His fault. Full mount should be avoided at all cost.
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I know a guy that broke his thing by simply trying to pulling it up towards his abdomen. He was having a dream at night while wearing briefs and things got a little crowded. So he reached down to pull it up for more room, and broke it in the middle.

He said it was the most painful thing in his entire life. After that, any potential erection stops at the breaking point - his penis below that breaking point never gets hard.

half hard, half soft - that is the best he can do.

His wife doesn't mind - she never really found a need for it anyway...
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I know a guy that broke his thing by simply trying to pulling it up towards his abdomen. He was having a dream at night while wearing briefs and things got a little crowded. So he reached down to pull it up for more room, and broke it in the middle.

He said it was the most painful thing in his entire life. After that, any potential erection stops at the breaking point - his penis below that breaking point never gets hard.

half hard, half soft - that is the best he can do.

His wife doesn't mind - she never really found a need for it anyway...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30043355


she didnt ? lmao
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Freaking scarey.
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Re: 'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus
this is a problem with the cowgirl position.
it leaves the ding-a-ling in a sling if
done rough and a slip-out occurs.

there is a defense for it I have found.

bend the legs at the knees slightly
to avoid her full penetration by cushioning
her buttocks on your thighs.

hope it helps you guys in the future
from being injured in this fashion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7033199


Thank you for sharing your advanced methods.
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Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those.
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12/18/2012 08:29 PM

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Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29301466


Salt Peter...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29301466


Sounds like those would clot your blood.
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Anti- Erection Pills




What do they do, fill up gelatin capsules with tiny pictures of Rosie O' donnel?
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Anti- Erection Pills




What do they do, fill up gelatin capsules with tiny pictures of Rosie O' donnel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 801546


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