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'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus

 
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Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those.
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the military has used them for decades.
better known as Salt Peter.

they used to put it in soldiers food
during training
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lmaocruiselmao Who could blame him...
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lmao

classic

thanks for that :)
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12/18/2012 09:24 PM
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"Broke Dick Mounting"
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lmao lol lmao
Just one any....

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I actually had this happen once when my wife was riding me. I heard and felt a slight pop then dick quickly deflate and I felt pain. Couldn't get hard for about 3 weeks.
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[link to www.tmz.com]

Ban sexual intercourse!

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Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent.
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It went something like this..."Damn BITCH! You broke mah dick!"
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id make this my greatest accomplishment..


i'd be like..

yeah bro, she was so hot- i fucked her until my dick broke.

you ever do that? didnt think so..most couldnt handle it.

she kept callin' but i was like- fuck that.
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This gives a whole new meaning to Tapping Out?!?!?

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 12/18/2012 10:35 PM
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Anti- Erection Pills




What do they do, fill up gelatin capsules with tiny pictures of Rosie O' donnel?
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I don't care who you are....THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY! I'd a given you a greenie for that if you weren't an AC.

Last Edited by Hawgzilla on 12/18/2012 10:42 PM
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those.
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Salt Peter...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


That is a fallacy. Falseness of phallus flaccidness.

Saltpeter doesn't do that. At all. Look it up.
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I was once going at gf with full force, maybe it was a grudge fkk, but, anyhow, I slipped out on the pull back and then smashed weiner into NOT hole, OUCH! I did realize there that a little more velocity and something could have gone very wrong.

When she's on top, like guy said, BEND YOUR LEGS, and then YOU'LL have the leverage position even on the bottom!! THEN it becomes like doggy style from below. She'll be the one kvetching!! But yea, you can hurt wood bad.

And watch the zipper!
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you can break that?
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When your mate tells you out of nowhere that on Valentines Day this year he broke his penis, then proceeds to tell you one of the most fucked up stories ever, as a friend, you are obligated to film that story and put it on your website.

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Cant believe this is pinned...! Pinworthy? come-on...
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12/18/2012 11:11 PM
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Wait.. What was her name and number again..
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Wow!!! Good thing she wasn't riding him reverse cowgirl anal. He would probably be dead.
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Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29301466


Salt Peter...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


That is a fallacy. Falseness of phallus flaccidness.

Saltpeter doesn't do that. At all. Look it up.
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Okay...so I guess it's pictures of Rosie O'Donnell after all...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29301466


Salt Peter...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


That is a fallacy. Falseness of phallus flaccidness.

Saltpeter doesn't do that. At all. Look it up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29706147


Okay...so I guess it's pictures of Rosie O'Donnell after all...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Picturing Hillary in a crotchless pantsuit will put just about anyone out of action for a good long while.....
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How hard do you have to be to break the damn thing?
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He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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this is a problem with the cowgirl position.
it leaves the ding-a-ling in a sling if
done rough and a slip-out occurs.

there is a defense for it I have found.

bend the legs at the knees slightly
to avoid her full penetration by cushioning
her buttocks on your thighs.

hope it helps you guys in the future
from being injured in this fashion.
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Or grow a bigger dick.
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Cant believe this is pinned...! Pinworthy? come-on...
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You must be gay. Would you have been happy if he broke it with his boyfriend?
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What do they do, fill up gelatin capsules with tiny pictures of Rosie O' donnel?
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What do they do, fill up gelatin capsules with tiny pictures of Rosie O' donnel?
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