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'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32639  Canada12/18/2012 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 7033199  United States12/18/2012 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29301466 Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those. the military has used them for decades. better known as Salt Peter. they used to put it in soldiers food during training |
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Chip Forum Moderator User ID: 26596438 United States12/18/2012 09:57 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It went something like this..."Damn BITCH! You broke mah dick!" Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
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| Saddletramp User ID: 726900 United States12/18/2012 10:35 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This gives a whole new meaning to Tapping Out?!?!? Last Edited by Saddletramp on 12/18/2012 10:35 PM Just because you're paranoid don't mean they ain't out to get ya! Paranoid?!?!? I wish! Shit son, we're hell and gone from paranoid... We don't rent pigs... Come and take it! |
| Hawgzilla User ID: 1138565 United States12/18/2012 10:41 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anti- Erection Pills Quoting: Anonymous Coward 801546 What do they do, fill up gelatin capsules with tiny pictures of Rosie O' donnel? I don't care who you are....THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY! I'd a given you a greenie for that if you weren't an AC. Last Edited by Hawgzilla on 12/18/2012 10:42 PM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29706147 United States12/18/2012 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29301466 Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those. Salt Peter... That is a fallacy. Falseness of phallus flaccidness. Saltpeter doesn't do that. At all. Look it up. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 10777137 United States12/18/2012 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was once going at gf with full force, maybe it was a grudge fkk, but, anyhow, I slipped out on the pull back and then smashed weiner into NOT hole, OUCH! I did realize there that a little more velocity and something could have gone very wrong. When she's on top, like guy said, BEND YOUR LEGS, and then YOU'LL have the leverage position even on the bottom!! THEN it becomes like doggy style from below. She'll be the one kvetching!! But yea, you can hurt wood bad. And watch the zipper! |
| DMTHC User ID: 25666734  Australia12/18/2012 11:07 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.vivecoolcity.com] When your mate tells you out of nowhere that on Valentines Day this year he broke his penis, then proceeds to tell you one of the most fucked up stories ever, as a friend, you are obligated to film that story and put it on your website. One chilling interview. Let me let you in on a little secrete of mine, as far as god goes I don't believe in your kind- I think we all god just gotter look deeper inside, that's probably what your bible means by you seek and you find. |
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| Saddletramp User ID: 726900 United States12/18/2012 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29301466 Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those. Salt Peter... That is a fallacy. Falseness of phallus flaccidness. Saltpeter doesn't do that. At all. Look it up. Okay...so I guess it's pictures of Rosie O'Donnell after all... Just because you're paranoid don't mean they ain't out to get ya! Paranoid?!?!? I wish! Shit son, we're hell and gone from paranoid... We don't rent pigs... Come and take it! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24931009 United States12/19/2012 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29301466 Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those. Salt Peter... That is a fallacy. Falseness of phallus flaccidness. Saltpeter doesn't do that. At all. Look it up. Okay...so I guess it's pictures of Rosie O'Donnell after all... Picturing Hillary in a crotchless pantsuit will put just about anyone out of action for a good long while..... |
| Chip Forum Moderator User ID: 18591269 United States12/19/2012 12:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How hard do you have to be to break the damn thing? Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Mister_Worlwide User ID: 26282771 United States12/19/2012 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this is a problem with the cowgirl position. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7033199 it leaves the ding-a-ling in a sling if done rough and a slip-out occurs. there is a defense for it I have found. bend the legs at the knees slightly to avoid her full penetration by cushioning her buttocks on your thighs. hope it helps you guys in the future from being injured in this fashion. Or grow a bigger dick.  There's nothing like Miami's heat.... ...Padre Island, TX does beat it! |
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| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States12/19/2012 04:05 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anti- Erection Pills Quoting: Anonymous Coward 801546 What do they do, fill up gelatin capsules with tiny pictures of Rosie O' donnel? And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. |
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