'Ultimate Fighter' breaks his dingaling during coitus

this is a problem with the cowgirl position.
it leaves the ding-a-ling in a sling if
done rough and a slip-out occurs.

there is a defense for it I have found.

bend the legs at the knees slightly
to avoid her full penetration by cushioning
her buttocks on your thighs.

hope it helps you guys in the future
from being injured in this fashion.

Or grow a bigger dick.

Or buck her off when it starts too hurt.

you can break that?

lol

not even a 2 footer can escape
some rodeo rides ;)

bend the legs at the knees at a 45 deg
angle to cushion her buttocks

that's your only defense other than
avoiding the position altogether.

yes you can

most are not aware of it though ;)

a man can also have his testicles damaged
to the point of being sterile by the
pounding of her buttocks.

bend the legs, it's a defense to injury :)

Must have had a long narrow one to bend that easily.

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

hahaha he learned a HARD lesson.

lol

if he had just read the book on sexual positions,
it shows in detail that the man's legs be angled
in the cowgirl position.

guess he thought he knew more than the book, lol

Damn that was pretty painful to read ouch

Way to go! The guy just had his Johnson ripped apart and is ready to acquire HIV in a 3some with Philippine hookers.

sounds like some of you need to visit Mocospace.com LOL

Love hurts...



Last Edited by Saddletramp on 12/18/2012 07:57 PM

His fault. Full mount should be avoided at all cost.

I know a guy that broke his thing by simply trying to pulling it up towards his abdomen. He was having a dream at night while wearing briefs and things got a little crowded. So he reached down to pull it up for more room, and broke it in the middle.

He said it was the most painful thing in his entire life. After that, any potential erection stops at the breaking point - his penis below that breaking point never gets hard.

half hard, half soft - that is the best he can do.

His wife doesn't mind - she never really found a need for it anyway...

she didnt ? lmao

Freaking scarey.

Thank you for sharing your advanced methods.

Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

Anti-erection pills? Never heard of those.

Salt Peter...

Sounds like those would clot your blood.

Anti- Erection Pills




What do they do, fill up gelatin capsules with tiny pictures of Rosie O' donnel?