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What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses?

 
Mia41
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What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses?
Saw the Queeny of the news this morning. They showed her standing up, putting her little ole lady pocketbook on her forearm and walk away.

What could she have in there?

I'm sure there are not car keys since she has drivers.

No makeup, since she has someone do it for her.

I highly doubt there is a cell phone, tampons, or gum.

What do you think was in it?
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12/18/2012 07:13 PM
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a gun
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12/18/2012 07:13 PM

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She's a Trojan Man...
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12/18/2012 07:14 PM
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A flask of vodka
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Tissues
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It's a good question, now that you mention it
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12/18/2012 07:15 PM

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A flask of vodka
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Like that
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I doubt she uses paper tissues
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12/18/2012 07:15 PM

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Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses?
So the Queen can't carry a purse with some chapstick or a compact mirror?

What the fuck?
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I doubt she ever takes more than sip of anything
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12/18/2012 07:16 PM

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I think there are extra contact lenses in case one of hers falls out.. then her reptilian eyes will be revealed.
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Second set of dragon(vampire teeth)
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too humid there for chapstick but makeup - there you have one
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So the Queen can't carry a purse with some chapstick or a compact mirror?

What the fuck?
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do reptiles need chapstick? hmmm maybe they do!
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A black, 12", veiny, double-headed dildo, that curves slightly to the left like a banana.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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mints
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12/18/2012 07:18 PM

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Vials.. for lunch
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12/18/2012 07:22 PM
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Tissues and roofies, maybe some lizard food too.
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12/18/2012 07:24 PM
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Bugs for brunch

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12/18/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses?
LAUNCH CODES...
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12/18/2012 07:25 PM
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a gun
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7103975


+1

cool2
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12/18/2012 07:27 PM

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claw... i mean nail file..??????

hiding
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12/18/2012 07:28 PM
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Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses?
next topic: what are the queens bad habits?
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12/18/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses?
a locket containing a black & white photo of her favorite childhood pony
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cigarettes?

bet she's a smoker.
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12/18/2012 07:37 PM
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cigarettes?

bet she's a smoker.
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that would really suprise me
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12/18/2012 07:39 PM
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A fake fountain pen that fires a poisonous dart
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12/18/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses?
keys to the underground sex/torture/sacrificial chambers

flask with human blood for sipping

copy of the Treaty of 1213

Mary Madelene's middle finger

Adolf Hitler's shrunken balls

and a partridge in a pear tree
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12/18/2012 07:41 PM

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Altoids, crack pipe, 50 Shades of Grey, and an autographed David dIcke keychain.
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12/18/2012 07:43 PM

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You guys are funny..


lmao
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12/18/2012 07:46 PM
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You guys are funny..
lmao
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