Previous Page |
|
What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses?
|
Mia41 Offer Upgrade
User ID: 2704006
United States 12/18/2012 07:12 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? Saw the Queeny of the news this morning. They showed her standing up, putting her little ole lady pocketbook on her forearm and walk away. What could she have in there? I'm sure there are not car keys since she has drivers. No makeup, since she has someone do it for her. I highly doubt there is a cell phone, tampons, or gum. What do you think was in it? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7103975
United States 12/18/2012 07:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? a gun |
Saddletramp
User ID: 726900
United States 12/18/2012 07:13 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? She's a Trojan Man... Just because you're paranoid don't mean they ain't out to get ya!
Paranoid?!?!? I wish! Shit son, we're hell and gone from paranoid...
We don't rent pigs...
Come and take it! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? A flask of vodka |
Garman906
User ID: 29586165
United States 12/18/2012 07:14 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? Tissues The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? It's a good question, now that you mention it |
|
Garman906
User ID: 29586165
United States 12/18/2012 07:15 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? A flask of vodka
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9520353 Like that The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? I doubt she uses paper tissues |
Mister Obvious Forum Administrator
12/18/2012 07:15 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? So the Queen can't carry a purse with some chapstick or a compact mirror?
What the fuck? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? I doubt she ever takes more than sip of anything |
Mia41 (OP)
User ID: 2704006
United States 12/18/2012 07:16 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? I think there are extra contact lenses in case one of hers falls out.. then her reptilian eyes will be revealed. |
|
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6602626
United States 12/18/2012 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? Second set of dragon(vampire teeth) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? too humid there for chapstick but makeup - there you have one |
Mia41 (OP)
User ID: 2704006
United States 12/18/2012 07:16 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? So the Queen can't carry a purse with some chapstick or a compact mirror?
What the fuck?
Quoting: Mister Obvious do reptiles need chapstick? hmmm maybe they do! |
Thor's Hamster
User ID: 29656734
United States 12/18/2012 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? A black, 12", veiny, double-headed dildo, that curves slightly to the left like a banana. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? mints |
|
Mia41 (OP)
User ID: 2704006
United States 12/18/2012 07:18 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? Vials.. for lunch |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24739551
United States 12/18/2012 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? Tissues and roofies, maybe some lizard food too. |
myeyesropenow42 (OP)
User ID: 2704006
United States 12/18/2012 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1211208
United States 12/18/2012 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? LAUNCH CODES... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5141990
United States 12/18/2012 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? a gun
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7103975 +1  |
|
Mia41 (OP)
User ID: 2704006
United States 12/18/2012 07:27 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? claw... i mean nail file..??????  |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? next topic: what are the queens bad habits? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? a locket containing a black & white photo of her favorite childhood pony |
Mia41 (OP)
User ID: 2704006
United States 12/18/2012 07:35 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? cigarettes?
bet she's a smoker. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? cigarettes?
bet she's a smoker.
Quoting: Mia41 that would really suprise me |
|
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9520353
United States 12/18/2012 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? A fake fountain pen that fires a poisonous dart |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7033199
United States 12/18/2012 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? keys to the underground sex/torture/sacrificial chambers
flask with human blood for sipping
copy of the Treaty of 1213
Mary Madelene's middle finger
Adolf Hitler's shrunken balls
and a partridge in a pear tree |
geminilion
User ID: 12895036
United States 12/18/2012 07:41 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? Altoids, crack pipe, 50 Shades of Grey, and an autographed David dIcke keychain. ..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way." Heraclitus |
Mia41 (OP)
User ID: 2704006
United States 12/18/2012 07:43 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? You guys are funny..  |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7033199
United States 12/18/2012 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Is In The Queen of England's Pocketbook? Any guesses? You guys are funny..  Quoting: Mia41 thank you thank you we'll be here all week. get your tickets early ;) |
Previous Page |