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Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS

 
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12/18/2012 07:30 PM
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Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
My Alien Online Contacts have been sending me important emails today. Their names are Hagel and Valugua. They have asked me to inform you of an imminent gravity wave impact on the Earth which will stop all gravity and make things float. Their advice is to glue down everything you can find so it doesn't float off into space.
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12/18/2012 07:35 PM

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whatever
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12/18/2012 07:39 PM
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Bagel and Vagina have spoken.
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12/18/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
Did they help you find your meds?
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12/18/2012 07:54 PM
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wow wow i better hold on to something
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12/18/2012 08:01 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
Are these the same two that convinced you that belly button lint could predict the future?

If so you really should take another look down there.
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12/18/2012 08:48 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
Bagel and Vagina have spoken.
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laugh
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12/18/2012 08:50 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
Like anybody would believe that - we're all still waiting for Yellowstone to blow... :)
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12/18/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
My Alien Online Contacts have been sending me important emails today. Their names are Hagel and Valugua. They have asked me to inform you of an imminent gravity wave impact on the Earth which will stop all gravity and make things float. Their advice is to glue down everything you can find so it doesn't float off into space.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212475


LOL.....Will glag glue do? LOL....
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
My Alien Online Contacts have been sending me important emails today. Their names are Hagel and Valugua. They have asked me to inform you of an imminent gravity wave impact on the Earth which will stop all gravity and make things float. Their advice is to glue down everything you can find so it doesn't float off into space.
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I am still laughing.
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12/18/2012 08:56 PM
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12/18/2012 08:56 PM
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Bologna and velveeta.........red_heart
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12/18/2012 08:58 PM
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alone GLUE???? NO GLUE!!!! WHERE'S MY STAPLER????
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12/18/2012 08:59 PM
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Awesome alien11alien16alien16alien11
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12/18/2012 09:00 PM
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ROFL

good thing i bought superglue from poundland today.

If you didn't put about glueing shit down I would have half believed you
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12/18/2012 09:37 PM
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agent I wonder if KMart has a space suit in stock to prepare for take off.
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12/18/2012 09:42 PM
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Hagel and Valugua, imaginary friends of a deranged douche
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12/18/2012 10:22 PM
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wait, aliens are sending you emails?????
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12/18/2012 10:22 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
My Alien Online Contacts have been sending me important emails today. Their names are Hagel and Valugua. They have asked me to inform you of an imminent gravity wave impact on the Earth which will stop all gravity and make things float. Their advice is to glue down everything you can find so it doesn't float off into space.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212475


Stay glued to your TV for further updates.
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12/18/2012 10:23 PM

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GREAT! WHAT DO I DO ABOUT MY FISH TANK... HMMMM?!?! THE WATER IS GONNA FLOAT RIGHT OUT THE TANK.... AHHHHHHH

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12/18/2012 10:25 PM
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I'm using chewing gum and spit.
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12/18/2012 10:25 PM
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shut up you deranged douche
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12/18/2012 10:25 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
I have alot of duct tape.. Will you ask Faggel And Vulvula if that will work?
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12/18/2012 10:38 PM

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wait, aliens are sending you emails?????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8793879


They have one of the original AOL accounts. ROFL

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12/18/2012 10:41 PM

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I have alot of duct tape.. Will you ask Faggel And Vulvula if that will work?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12506015


The man's a genius!! Duct tape will ward off anything: photon belt, gravity waves, Elenin, Nibiru, whatever. It's foolproof!!

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12/18/2012 10:43 PM

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troll award
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12/18/2012 10:43 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
this thread needs a pin

:etyjuetytyu:
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12/18/2012 10:43 PM
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Hagel and Valugua
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212475



Last Edited by Lada D on 12/18/2012 10:45 PM
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12/18/2012 10:46 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua : GRAVITY WAVE TO HIT EARTH IN 35 HOURS
My Alien Online Contacts have been sending me important emails today. Their names are Hagel and Valugua. They have asked me to inform you of an imminent gravity wave impact on the Earth which will stop all gravity and make things float. Their advice is to glue down everything you can find so it doesn't float off into space.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212475


OP your story is based on a commercial, use some more imagination next time. lol



Last Edited by Dapurps on 12/18/2012 10:46 PM
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