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"Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre" (a movie from the year 2000) - and more: look at the sate of the review!

 
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I'm trying not to accuse Luis of anything. He sounds nice enough.... but this is a bit odd...

The OP starts the thread at 10:26 a.m. EST, but then posts nothing else in the thread.

We spend the next 6 hours discussing whether or not this is a hoax.

I finally find some good evidence for it being legit, which I post at 4:35 p.m.

And then Luis shows up at 4:46????

How did the OP even find this review in the first place?

And then why did he/she disappear after starting the thread? Is that normal around here?

I apologize, but I'm not entirely convinced that Luis isn't the OP using a different computer.

And the nutcase side of me is wondering if he showed up when he did to do damage control after we found solid evidence that the review was actually posted on 7/20.
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Not sure if GLP has officially made me crazy...or if this shit is a real deal fucking conspiracy!

So many crazy coincidences. I have like 20 browser tabs open on a laptop dedicated purely to researching this event and keeping track of the strange vids and links.


alone intense
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Re-Pin please.
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Look what it says on the cover of the movie:

...Seven Strippers, deadly hurricane....
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hurrican sandy?
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wildest thread iv'e read in a long time on GLP

is it just me or does this pic of Tim Beckley creep anyone the fuck out?

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5 stars and a

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Hi all

Thanks for allowing me the chance to chat with you last night.

I was working from an iPhone and with my Mrs who thought it was all rather interesting lol. But you know women, eh? I was trying to answer you guys and girls and had her demanding me to listen to her at the same time. It was pretty stressful.

To answer some of the not 'accusations' cos you all seem like a friendly bunch, so shall we call them, uncertainties I will write why I think this is part coincidence, but actually pretty freaky too.

Ok -

The site has been going for just over a year, but if you do a google search on me "Luistito Joaquin Gonzalez" you will see I have been reviewing these films for years as a hobby.

The mission on a SLASH above is just to be a source of information about the slasher genre. Slashers are not satanic films or torture porn like SAW. They are cheesy, poorly made horror films that you have to be a bit geeky (and crazy)to like. I am both things.

Yesterday I checked my Wordpress app on my iPhone and had over 4,287 visits. (I generally get about 1,000 a day) and I was like - WTF? Then I looked in to it and they came from you lovely people and another site (there's a similar thread there also)

I only post one review a week and I am happy with my reader base, I mean, I am not desperate or so low to set something up like this to boost my ratings. The review has been there since the day it was posted, which miracuslously happened to be 7/20

I write reviews (two-three a week) and save them to drafts. Come the day of posting I just post the one I think will go down well. There was no real reason why I posted Sandy Hook that day. I just did it.

Now here is where it gets a bit weird. Read my writing style. It's obvious I am not Shakespear, but I start every review with something like - for example, Simon Cowell works on X Factor. Then I may delve in to something about X Factor, then link it to the fact that Simon Cowell once co-produced a slasher movie. Now, why do I do this? Because it takes a review outside of just being about the film and gives an insight. I start with one subject and correlate it to the film in question. It also means more characters (I have a 1,000 word minumum)

Looking at the Sandy Hook review, it's unususal for my stykle of writing. I see why you people thought what you did. What I couldn't sleep about last night, what was bothering me was, could I subcounciiously have written something, like known something? You've all seen the film, Unbreakable, yes?

Put yourself in my place. Would you feel the same?

It's very strange and more so for me, because I KNOW that I did that without any alterior motive.

What do you think?
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Luis, I agree that the synchronicity of all of this is very very weird. It may be fun on my end to speculate that you're some kind of deep undercover agent who knew this was going to happen, but I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that you're capable of being that duplicitous or evil, so the far more likely explanation is that you're just some random guy in Europe who seems to have had a bit of a psychic moment. I have those, too, on a fairly regular basis, but rarely are they confirmed for me like this. If I were in your shoes, I would also be majorly freaked out.
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Hi all

Thanks for allowing me the chance to chat with you last night.

I was working from an iPhone and with my Mrs who thought it was all rather interesting lol. But you know women, eh? I was trying to answer you guys and girls and had her demanding me to listen to her at the same time. It was pretty stressful.

To answer some of the not 'accusations' cos you all seem like a friendly bunch, so shall we call them, uncertainties I will write why I think this is part coincidence, but actually pretty freaky too.

Ok -

The site has been going for just over a year, but if you do a google search on me "Luistito Joaquin Gonzalez" you will see I have been reviewing these films for years as a hobby.

The mission on a SLASH above is just to be a source of information about the slasher genre. Slashers are not satanic films or torture porn like SAW. They are cheesy, poorly made horror films that you have to be a bit geeky (and crazy)to like. I am both things.

Yesterday I checked my Wordpress app on my iPhone and had over 4,287 visits. (I generally get about 1,000 a day) and I was like - WTF? Then I looked in to it and they came from you lovely people and another site (there's a similar thread there also)

I only post one review a week and I am happy with my reader base, I mean, I am not desperate or so low to set something up like this to boost my ratings. The review has been there since the day it was posted, which miracuslously happened to be 7/20

I write reviews (two-three a week) and save them to drafts. Come the day of posting I just post the one I think will go down well. There was no real reason why I posted Sandy Hook that day. I just did it.

Now here is where it gets a bit weird. Read my writing style. It's obvious I am not Shakespear, but I start every review with something like - for example, Simon Cowell works on X Factor. Then I may delve in to something about X Factor, then link it to the fact that Simon Cowell once co-produced a slasher movie. Now, why do I do this? Because it takes a review outside of just being about the film and gives an insight. I start with one subject and correlate it to the film in question. It also means more characters (I have a 1,000 word minumum)

Looking at the Sandy Hook review, it's unususal for my stykle of writing. I see why you people thought what you did. What I couldn't sleep about last night, what was bothering me was, could I subcounciiously have written something, like known something? You've all seen the film, Unbreakable, yes?

Put yourself in my place. Would you feel the same?

It's very strange and more so for me, because I KNOW that I did that without any alterior motive.

What do you think?
 Quoting: Luisito www.aslashabove.com 30401809


I think that 3,000 hits from GLP traffic just on this one thread is a pretty cool thing. Lot's of lurkers here.

As for your review...I think it is odd that it was posted on that day, was that film, and you went out of your way to be extra cryptic about the meaning of 'Sandy Hook'.

I think it's odd. Strange. Weird. Seemingly beyond coincidental.

Welcome to GLP, Luis. This is what we do around here.

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The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script, rarely used today. It seems to be a philippic against small insects, absent-mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects.

The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
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Very interesting Luisito. How did you learn about the Sandy Hook movie? Did you get a hint about it by someone or you discovered it yourself? Maybe you have been framed and you just don't know it yet.

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good catch, check out my thread, Actors at Sandy Hook where is the proof?yoda
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Hi Lois,

You sound like a nice guy. But to play devils advocate, If you were a satanist/occultist and part of some evil conspiracy like some of us have suspected, then it is plausible to say that you are still being loyal to your master(s)?
They may be laughing at us here on GLP for simply accepting your explanation of this.


(Someone please re-pin this. Very interesting to read from the beginning.)
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good catch, check out my thread, Actors at Sandy Hook where is the proof?yoda
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i know ..they have the videos that have people eating people and all that stuff...but no footage was gathered from this at all..........from all aspects....so again people wake up.......

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:gdb::gdb::gdb::gdb::gdb:
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Lol, that smilie totally cracks me up whenever I see it.
Would love to use it!
Is it a general glp smilie?
Lemme see...>>
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Haha. It is GLP's!
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Same. I just sat here and genuinely lolled. Especially because of the nature of this forum and the recent explosion of batman conspiracy.. its perfect. It's been a great year for that smile...
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BrettPhillipsMa appears on the top right of The Dark Knight Rises map. He was the lead modelmaker for The Dark Knight Rises. The movie he is helping with next is called "Ender's Game". It's a movie about alien invasions.

[link to www.imdb.com]

End Game.
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OOOh, sorry to go offtpoic a bit, but I love those books! Ender's Game is the first in a series of books, followed by Ender in Exile, Speaker for the Dead, that I have read. Unfortunately I haven't read the rest. Finally it's getting on screen :)


Oh, I just remembered. It's in those books I read about an interesting theory for the first time. The theory that everything around us is interconnected and linked together.

How about that...
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Slasher films, generally have normal titles.

Sandy Hook Longerie Party Massacre was strange to me. I didn't really think about that intro like others I have, it just seemed witty. I thought Sandy Hook was a person.

It just felt like an interesting way to start the review
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did you purposely misspell longerie?
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Slasher films, generally have normal titles.

Sandy Hook Longerie Party Massacre was strange to me. I didn't really think about that intro like others I have, it just seemed witty. I thought Sandy Hook was a person.

It just felt like an interesting way to start the review
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did you purposely misspell longerie?
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[link to www.bloomberg.com]

"Long and his wife Mary

"Nothing inside survived the post-Hurricane Sandy fire that ravaged the beachfront hamlet of Breezy Point, New York. Long and his wife, Mary, were trying to salvage the only keepsakes they could: octagonal stones, each six inches across. One bore the handprint of 10-year-old Grace, the other was made by 8- year-old Emily.
The house on Gotham Walk and 110 others were destroyed by fire on that stretch of peninsula on the southwestern tip of New York City’s Queens borough, about 10 miles by air from John F. Kennedy International Airport."

Longerie party... are u trying to tell us something?
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Fucking weird.

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Is this a shot from the movie? Creepy as hell.
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Here is part 3 of my research on the sandy hook conspiracy [link to www.brendanhunt.com]
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Then I looked in to it and they came from you lovely people and another site (there's a similar thread there also)
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How exactly did he know to not use "that other site's" name if this is his first time on GLP?
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Kinda sad no one has tried to contact him, instead you keep slandering him.

I did, and got this response.


Re: Concerns for you concerning Sandy HookWednesday, December 26, 2012 5:38 PM
From: "Tim Beckley" <mrufo@webtv.net>Add sender to Contacts
To: "KP Johnson" <warrenoaksfishing@yahoo.com>
Cc: commanderx12@hotmail.com, mrufo8@hotmail.com, kennthomas@umsl.edu, timewalker@netins.net, skylaire@gmail.com, scriaben@earthlink.net
Well they are stupid. Who cares. Sandy Hook is a town in NJ. I did the movie like 8 years ago. No connection. How many places in U.S. have the name Sandy Hook attached to it? Its funny you are the only person who has even asked me anything about this outside of Tracy Twyman. Shows you what great researchers these conspiracy buffs are. Might as well have their thumbs up their behinds. Can you copy and post this for me? I pity people who can't do their homework. This is the type of thing that hurts real conspiracies. Why would I have known about this unfortunate accident? Who would have told me? These people are not interested in any sort of truth, they just want to suck wind amongst themselves. Appreciate your comments and I bless the souls of those who were involved in this unfortunate mass killing. Take these deadly weapons off the street!!!
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here here. Amen. Story is over. Lets open the window now and breathe
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"Well they are stupid. Who cares. Sandy Hook is a town in NJ. I did the movie like 8 years ago. No connection. How many places in U.S. have the name Sandy Hook attached to it? Its funny you are the only person who has even asked me anything about this outside of Tracy Twyman. Shows you what great researchers these conspiracy buffs are. Might as well have their thumbs up their behinds. Can you copy and post this for me? I pity people who can't do their homework. This is the type of thing that hurts real conspiracies. Why would I have known about this unfortunate accident? Who would have told me? These people are not interested in any sort of truth, they just want to suck wind amongst themselves. Appreciate your comments and I bless the souls of those who were involved in this unfortunate mass killing. Take these deadly weapons off the street!!!"

Shill.
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he is obviously just misinformed about the story as everyone is, thinking that unecessarily dangerous weapons were used.
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LONG LIVE THIS THREAD!


The Google Cache timestamp can NOT be faked in ANY WAY!


This thread is an EPIC WIN!


The first paragraph of that review was written BEFORE December 14, 2012.


And the first paragraph can't be talking about anything else than the school shooting, it's very clear.


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Have fun guys:
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I really hate it when something on Godlike Productions, actually checks out in real life. I soooo don't want this to be true... But it IS true.


"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst and to provide for it." -Patrick Henry
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THIS IS IT!

The FINAL PROOF...


Go to this link, NOW:

[link to aslashabove.com]


That's a review for the movie "Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre", from the year 2000.


Look at the date this review was posted online:

Posted on July 20, 2012, in Slasher

(that's the date of the "Dark Knight massacre" in Aurora)


Read the first paragraph:


Review by Luisito Joaquín González

So here we have Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre. Let’s say that again, SANDY HOOK LINGERIE PARTY MASSACRE! What do you think of when you see that combination of words? What’s in a title anyway? Does it have a cryptic meaning? Who is Sandy Hook? What on earth am I writing about? Let’s move on…



THIS IS THE END!

GAME OVER!
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2000 was the year of the Dragon, and so was 2012..

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