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Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?

 
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12/19/2012 11:48 AM
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Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
I can see it now, guntards with their pistols while people are looking at them like, WTF?! with their antigravity suits and neutralizing lasers. HA!

Guntard: I got a pistol and I got freedom, so back off.

Advance Utopian Human: There is no more theft, violence, homicide, or rape in our society. Our freedoms are inner and all understand that now please dispose of your guns or we will confiscate them for you by force.

Guntard: FREEDOM!

Advance Utopian Human: *Neutralizes Guntard, scans his mind, erases his old ideals and replaces them with peaceful ones*

Guntard: I see the light now.
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2012 11:50 AM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
you sound like an idiot in a day dream land of fucking make believe.
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12/19/2012 11:55 AM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
you sound like an idiot in a day dream land of fucking make believe.
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actually no I work, go to school, have a girlfriend, but fantasize once in a while.
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Your utopia is ghey. Even the partially sane utopian bullshit dreamed up by your average 80 IQ liberal makes more sense.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

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12/19/2012 11:58 AM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Yes there would be guns, but wisdom and responsability would make any waste of bullets an utopia.
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12/19/2012 12:01 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Utopia? Is that the colored strip joint
down the road here?

Well, from what I hear is.
If you don't have one they will issue you
one at the door.
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12/19/2012 12:01 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Ah, a word coined by lawyer who was happy to burn others at the stake for not thinking the way he did...

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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12/19/2012 12:03 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
you do realize utopia literally means "no place"

it is a purely imagined construct
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12/19/2012 12:14 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Advance Utopian Human: There is no more theft, violence, homicide, or rape in our society. Our freedoms are inner and all understand that now please dispose of your guns or we will confiscate them for you by force.
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Or wild animals? We have guns largely because coyotes and mountain lions are a legitimate threat to our kids, pets, and livestock.
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2012 12:20 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Please tell me one place where there is a utopia?

Well, there isnt is there. And whats more you sound exactly like Adolf Hitler when he said "we are going to buikd a utopia".
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12/19/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
LOOK PEOPLE A DOPEY LIBERAL FANTASIZING OUT LOUD!!!

laugh

I can see it now, guntards with their pistols while people are looking at them like, WTF?! with their antigravity suits and neutralizing lasers. HA!

Guntard: I got a pistol and I got freedom, so back off.

Advance Utopian Human: There is no more theft, violence, homicide, or rape in our society. Our freedoms are inner and all understand that now please dispose of your guns or we will confiscate them for you by force.

Guntard: FREEDOM!

Advance Utopian Human: *Neutralizes Guntard, scans his mind, erases his old ideals and replaces them with peaceful ones*

Guntard: I see the light now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20672383
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12/19/2012 12:25 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Guntard: Pistol whips liberal and makes him/her his servant.
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12/19/2012 12:26 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
In a utopia we would all have guns, and live freely.
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12/19/2012 12:27 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Guntard: Pistol whips liberal and makes him/her his servant.
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Likes this^
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12/19/2012 12:35 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
As long as there is more than one person in "Utopiaville", there will never be peace.

"I want to read the only copy of that book"

"I want to rest now"

"You smell funny"


Utopiaville HB00001: Make millions of copies of that book.

Utopiaville HB00002: Every moment of of every day will be for rest.

Quote from smelly Utopiaville dude "Doesn't HB00002 contradict HB000001?"

Utopiaville HB00003: Kill all smelly dudes.
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12/19/2012 12:41 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
don't know, Utopia isn't possible
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12/19/2012 12:45 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Oh, and whose job is it in "Utopiaville" to clean up the sewage? Yeah, I'm sure all the Utopians are lining up for that job.


HB00004: No pooping in Utopiaville
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
I can see it now, guntards with their pistols while people are looking at them like, WTF?! with their antigravity suits and neutralizing lasers. HA!

Guntard: I got a pistol and I got freedom, so back off.

Advance Utopian Human: There is no more theft, violence, homicide, or rape in our society. Our freedoms are inner and all understand that now please dispose of your guns or we will confiscate them for you by force.

Guntard: FREEDOM!

Advance Utopian Human: *Neutralizes Guntard, scans his mind, erases his old ideals and replaces them with peaceful ones*

Guntard: I see the light now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20672383


yup
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12/19/2012 12:46 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
I don´t see why not, if it is a real Utopia, you can have any gun you like.
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
Oh, and whose job is it in "Utopiaville" to clean up the sewage? Yeah, I'm sure all the Utopians are lining up for that job.


HB00004: No pooping in Utopiaville
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Pooping is banned in libtard utopia!!! It's just too messy!
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED ~George Carlin RIP

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12/19/2012 12:52 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
No, only I would have a gun, and nobody else.
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12/19/2012 12:54 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
lol who did this one.

KATHMANDU - Een olifant met liefdesverdriet is aan het moorden geslagen in het noorden van Nepal. In de afgelopen maand zou hij al zeker zes mensen hebben gedood. Het leger is uitgerukt om het beest op te sporen.
De olifant was vorige maand gevangen gezet, omdat hij werd verdacht van de 'moord' op een ouder echtpaar. Tijdens zijn gevangenschap ontmoette de olifant, met de bijnaam Valentino, een vrouwtje waarmee hij wilde paren. Maar het vrouwtje wees hem af. Volgens de parkwachters van het nationale park is Valentino daarom aan het moorden geslagen. De parkwachters verwijderden de slagtanden van de olifant en rustten hem uit met een gps-systeem. Na zijn vrijlating bleek het volgsysteem van de gps niet te werken. Valentino was ook voor zijn gevangenschap al berucht. In de afgelopen 5 jaar zou hij al zeker negen andere slachtoffers hebben gemaakt.
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12/19/2012 01:01 PM
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Re: Do you think people would have guns in a Utopia?
lol who did this one.

KATHMANDU - Een olifant met liefdesverdriet is aan het moorden geslagen in het noorden van Nepal. In de afgelopen maand zou hij al zeker zes mensen hebben gedood. Het leger is uitgerukt om het beest op te sporen.
De olifant was vorige maand gevangen gezet, omdat hij werd verdacht van de 'moord' op een ouder echtpaar. Tijdens zijn gevangenschap ontmoette de olifant, met de bijnaam Valentino, een vrouwtje waarmee hij wilde paren. Maar het vrouwtje wees hem af. Volgens de parkwachters van het nationale park is Valentino daarom aan het moorden geslagen. De parkwachters verwijderden de slagtanden van de olifant en rustten hem uit met een gps-systeem. Na zijn vrijlating bleek het volgsysteem van de gps niet te werken. Valentino was ook voor zijn gevangenschap al berucht. In de afgelopen 5 jaar zou hij al zeker negen andere slachtoffers hebben gemaakt.
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