OMG- The Plot Sickens

OMG it must have been playing Call of Duty!

I hate it when that happens.

I just called my hunting buddies and told them to hide all of their ammunition.

You never know when a gun is going to go insane and start shooting things...

I caught my duck gun looking at my Lab with a mean look in its eye..

I'm watching you, duck gun..

And a s pole slice ... Did it stop

A one-star... Yay..

Somebody doesn't believe me.

I'm not making this shit up, man. It's serious.

I've seen articles on MSM about this very thing..

Guns are dangerous, evil and capable of terrible, horrible atrocities.

I am hearing some muttering from the gun safe.

I think they might be planning a breakout..

I'd better be on the lookout.

I'll send in a paint-ball marker, under-cover.

Another one-star..

There must be some guns reading this..

Fuck you, stupid guns... I don't care what you think.

I will expose you for the evil killers that you are..

Keep your eyes open, friends.

The guns are up to no good...

The marker has returned.. with an attitude.

The guns have modified it to shoot pepper-spray...

We are doomed, people.

The marker is pissed.. It is telling all..

There is a massive conspiracy amongst the guns to take over the world..

They are tired of being unjustly accused.

They just sent out a hollow-point to intimidate me..

Does it have a history of taking meds other than gun oil?
Big changes in dosage lately?
Stay safe!

Now that you mention it...
There is an oily patch on all of the receivers.

They have been sneaking out to watch my 'Terminator-Rise of the Machine' DVD, too.
I found the jewel case laying behind the door.

Last Edited by Waterbug on 12/19/2012 01:38 PM

I still only want some money on my bank account ... not that everybody doesnt for terra.

Pics/video or...

The guns are coming for your money....
They want it all.

Have you been taking them to the range frequently enough?
Talked to them from time to time?
The DVD is a dead give away, but leaving the empty case and not tydying up gives hope to dialogue. Cause if they'd really be determined they would make shure you knew zippididoodah. So they probably still care.
theres hope, but you gotto show you care right now!

They have disabled all of my cameras and even the functions in my cellphone..

I'm really getting worried, here.

[whisper] Don't say anything.. but, I have a hide-out single-shot in my underwear.
Used to be a three-shooter but I'm getting old..

I think the 30.06 might be a friend, still.
He's been going deer-hunting with me.
The rest... I dunno.

Good luck, so far my firearms have not been affected by this disease or whatever it is...mine just sit there looking stupid and not doing anything...

Obviously... yours are well-disciplined and wary of your superior control.
I have been too tolerant of mine and their wayward ways.

And, now.. they are toying with me.

Oh crap.. just checked my search history..

Somebody tried to search for 'how to convert semi-auto to auto for dummies' last night while I was sleeping.

Good thing I put a block on those informationses...

The gats must be planning something horrible.

I worry about my own weapons sometimes. I once caught my glock loading itself for no apparent reason.

Lmao!

It's spreading...

The wrist-rocket on the mantle just stretched to full-cock.
And now the Daisy is sneaking out the door.
Thinks I can't see...

SEE? SEE!?

I knew it! We should have just let the cops take care of these monsters once and for all!

Now it's TOO LATE! The apocalypse has begun!!! FOOLS!!!

snowmen are trying to kill me!!!!
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Don't think you are safe just because you are in Canadia..

Those moose guns are pretty dang ornery..