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OMG! A Secret JUST For the Women of GLP! Warning! This May Cause Strong Emotions!

 
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Don't continue unless you are emotionally strong! Clicking on the link below means that you agree that you have been warned!

"They won't make periods at the ends of sentences; it's a question mark or exclamation point every time, also dotted with hearts--SUPER annoying."

[link to www.amazon.com]

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Ha ha ha...
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OMG!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

hf hf hf:
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Haha, I have to write a review. The few I read were quite funny. Reminds me of this one [link to www.amazon.com]

Apparently Amazon is becoming Comedy Central lol.
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Ouch!

Just 2 stars for this priceless discovery of one of the profound secrets of time and space?

Astounding!
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LOL at this one:

"As a woman, I've spent my whole life pretty bummed out about the fact that I could never find a pen that matches the color of labia. So, when I heard that Bic had created a pen specifically to match my womanly form, for the first time in my life I became proud to have an infinite abyss shameful sin hole between my legs.

While the colors are great, this pen has A LOT of great features. My favorite might be the GPS Locator for my wandering uterus. Just one click and I can know exactly where that hysterical whore hole is in my body during the times that I am not pregnant."
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I realy needed a good laugh!
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Thank you for this, tis hilarious :)
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Who knew!

Last Edited by We Who Watch on 12/19/2012 12:45 PM
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lmao did you guys read this comment/rating someone left on there


" This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product)


"Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.

Where has this pen been all my life??? "

lmao

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[link to www.amazon.com]
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LOL at this one:

"As a woman, I've spent my whole life pretty bummed out about the fact that I could never find a pen that matches the color of labia. So, when I heard that Bic had created a pen specifically to match my womanly form, for the first time in my life I became proud to have an infinite abyss shameful sin hole between my legs.

While the colors are great, this pen has A LOT of great features. My favorite might be the GPS Locator for my wandering uterus. Just one click and I can know exactly where that hysterical whore hole is in my body during the times that I am not pregnant."
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LOL at this one:

"As a woman, I've spent my whole life pretty bummed out about the fact that I could never find a pen that matches the color of labia. So, when I heard that Bic had created a pen specifically to match my womanly form, for the first time in my life I became proud to have an infinite abyss shameful sin hole between my legs.

While the colors are great, this pen has A LOT of great features. My favorite might be the GPS Locator for my wandering uterus. Just one click and I can know exactly where that hysterical whore hole is in my body during the times that I am not pregnant."
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5 stars!
PRICELESS!
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then there's this one post



"I haven't had a girlfriend for a few years now. I consider myself 'between relationships' when people ask, but the truth is I just have a hard time trusting women. They're always wanting a guy to pay for everything and take them on dates and stuff even tho they KNO guys aren't into that kinda stuff. So it seems kinda unequality to me, when i think about it. On top of that we're stuposed to do all the hard work and they just put dishes in the dishwasher n stuff.

So when i heard of this pen and read how feminine it is, i KNOW i had to have one! i immediately ordred the six pack because A) I like six packs! (in my fridge at least) and B) because 6 women is better than ONE any day!!!

So the pens arrived and i found them just as sensual and curvaceous as promised! i prefer the 'Caucasian Labia' colored one, as well as them Avatar Labia colors in the pack. The orange one is a little suspiciously too much like some ethnic type, so i don't use that one.

Anyway-- i'm here to say: guys, these pens aren't just for women-- they're for guys who hate real women and can't afford a Real Doll! I already ordered the Bic for Her Fashion Retractable ball set of two, and am excitedly waiting the twins to arrive!! They're the most expensive girls offered by Bic, and I already named them Mila and Natalie! It's gonna be like having my own private Black Swan lesbo scene right in my house!"

OMG and the thing is you cant put down a comment unless you buy it! lmao

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LOL at this one:

"As a woman, I've spent my whole life pretty bummed out about the fact that I could never find a pen that matches the color of labia. So, when I heard that Bic had created a pen specifically to match my womanly form, for the first time in my life I became proud to have an infinite abyss shameful sin hole between my legs.

While the colors are great, this pen has A LOT of great features. My favorite might be the GPS Locator for my wandering uterus. Just one click and I can know exactly where that hysterical whore hole is in my body during the times that I am not pregnant."
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Gotta love the all the snark...
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Ok, I don't get it. Women like to jam pens up themselves during menstruation?
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har... charlie
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Hey! No guys! Didn't you read the subject title? smile

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Priceless!

Great find OP and green karma for you!

hf
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It's funny, but notice that a lot of people are leaving poor reviews as a joke? That's affecting peoples livelihoods and is a poor move.

A joke five star review is one thing, but a one star review that you don't mean is actually libelous. (Technically, if it is meant to harm, so are the fake five stars)

Why do people think this is OK?

What would you do if your boss came and wrote a review of your work, but gave you the lowest rating, just to be funny or cute, but left it there to damage you for the whole time you worked with that company?

Yeah.
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That sounds very logical. You sure you are not a guy?
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It is some of the funniest chick-lit-satire I've seen on the 'net, all hiding in a secret Amazon comment thread!

rofl
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omfg this is the best thread ever. At first I didn't get it. You trying to sell me on bic pens? wtf? really? bic must really be struggling. lmfao. Then I saw the reviews and really was like wow that is hilarious. Love it. 5*
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It's funny, but notice that a lot of people are leaving poor reviews as a joke? That's affecting peoples livelihoods and is a poor move.

A joke five star review is one thing, but a one star review that you don't mean is actually libelous. (Technically, if it is meant to harm, so are the fake five stars)

Why do people think this is OK?

What would you do if your boss came and wrote a review of your work, but gave you the lowest rating, just to be funny or cute, but left it there to damage you for the whole time you worked with that company?

Yeah.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536850


There's something like 70 pages of comments, it's become a cult thing.

It probably sells a few more pens and keeps some of the more literate folks at Bic (or their advertising or PR agency) in stitches.
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Don't continue unless you are emotionally strong! Clicking on the link below means that you agree that you have been warned!

"They won't make periods at the ends of sentences; it's a question mark or exclamation point every time, also dotted with hearts--SUPER annoying."

[link to www.amazon.com]
 Quoting: We Who Watch


uh...how is this 'emotionally strong?'

just looks tardated to me. and totally made up.
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this one

"Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.

Where has this pen been all my life???"
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uh...how is this 'emotionally strong?'

just looks tardated to me. and totally made up.
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I dont believe those comments are serious
damned

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Hahaha wth?


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