OMG! A Secret JUST For the Women of GLP! Warning! This May Cause Strong Emotions!

for the morning crew.

Anyone who missed this?

Don't continue unless you are emotionally strong! Clicking on the link below means that you agree that you have been warned!

"They won't make periods at the ends of sentences; it's a question mark or exclamation point every time, also dotted with hearts--SUPER annoying."

[link to www.amazon.com]

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Oh, grow the fuck up.

I agree. Words are very powerful. This is a simple innocuous pen whose label likely evolved out of the Bic 'For Her' razor series -- and yes, I prefer women's razors to men's razors. I do also prefer thin pens to thick ones and black ink to blue, so maybe I'll give this product a whirl.


Or, this being a conspiracy site, perhaps we can assume that the 'poisoned pen' witticisms were planted there on purpose to create a product buzz?

"They won't make periods at the ends of sentences; it's a question mark or exclamation point every time, also dotted with hearts--SUPER annoying."

[link to www.amazon.com]

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I want this...

[link to www.amazon.com]


This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

You're a woman and you want a guy's wolf shirt? This thread was made just for GLP women, right?

Last Edited by We Who Watch on 12/28/2012 08:59 PM

Oh My! Such insouciance!

"They won't make periods at the ends of sentences; it's a question mark or exclamation point every time, also dotted with hearts--SUPER annoying."

[link to www.amazon.com]

"Victorinox 12-inch Granton Edge Blade Slicer Knife w/ Rosewood Handle" in related sponsored products. Nice! Pen in one hand, slicer knife in the other. LOL

That is quite a visual you just thought of!

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"They won't make periods at the ends of sentences; it's a question mark or exclamation point every time, also dotted with hearts--SUPER annoying."

[link to www.amazon.com]

She would LOVE this site

[link to www.penisland.net]

Most men just don't get the subtlety of everyday chick humor.

If you haven't looked at this you should! In truth it is quite funny.....

I am wondering where it fits??