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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17431247 United States 12/19/2012 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haha, I have to write a review. The few I read were quite funny. Reminds me of this one [link to www.amazon.com] Apparently Amazon is becoming Comedy Central lol. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17431247 United States 12/19/2012 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "As a woman, I've spent my whole life pretty bummed out about the fact that I could never find a pen that matches the color of labia. So, when I heard that Bic had created a pen specifically to match my womanly form, for the first time in my life I became proud to have an infinite abyss shameful sin hole between my legs. While the colors are great, this pen has A LOT of great features. My favorite might be the GPS Locator for my wandering uterus. Just one click and I can know exactly where that hysterical whore hole is in my body during the times that I am not pregnant." |
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We Who Watch (OP) User ID: 30288742 United States 12/19/2012 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Who knew! Last Edited by We Who Watch on 12/19/2012 12:45 PM 7 Billion people on the planet! That's a BIG number! And I am one. |
GooliaJulia User ID: 12655659 United States 12/19/2012 12:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lmao did you guys read this comment/rating someone left on there " This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product) "Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with. Where has this pen been all my life??? " Last Edited by Hapablab on 12/19/2012 12:52 PM Sheep the moon |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1600351 United Kingdom 12/19/2012 12:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL at this one: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247 "As a woman, I've spent my whole life pretty bummed out about the fact that I could never find a pen that matches the color of labia. So, when I heard that Bic had created a pen specifically to match my womanly form, for the first time in my life I became proud to have an infinite abyss shameful sin hole between my legs. While the colors are great, this pen has A LOT of great features. My favorite might be the GPS Locator for my wandering uterus. Just one click and I can know exactly where that hysterical whore hole is in my body during the times that I am not pregnant." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1600351 United Kingdom 12/19/2012 12:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL at this one: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247 "As a woman, I've spent my whole life pretty bummed out about the fact that I could never find a pen that matches the color of labia. So, when I heard that Bic had created a pen specifically to match my womanly form, for the first time in my life I became proud to have an infinite abyss shameful sin hole between my legs. While the colors are great, this pen has A LOT of great features. My favorite might be the GPS Locator for my wandering uterus. Just one click and I can know exactly where that hysterical whore hole is in my body during the times that I am not pregnant." |
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GooliaJulia User ID: 12655659 United States 12/19/2012 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | then there's this one post "I haven't had a girlfriend for a few years now. I consider myself 'between relationships' when people ask, but the truth is I just have a hard time trusting women. They're always wanting a guy to pay for everything and take them on dates and stuff even tho they KNO guys aren't into that kinda stuff. So it seems kinda unequality to me, when i think about it. On top of that we're stuposed to do all the hard work and they just put dishes in the dishwasher n stuff. So when i heard of this pen and read how feminine it is, i KNOW i had to have one! i immediately ordred the six pack because A) I like six packs! (in my fridge at least) and B) because 6 women is better than ONE any day!!! So the pens arrived and i found them just as sensual and curvaceous as promised! i prefer the 'Caucasian Labia' colored one, as well as them Avatar Labia colors in the pack. The orange one is a little suspiciously too much like some ethnic type, so i don't use that one. Anyway-- i'm here to say: guys, these pens aren't just for women-- they're for guys who hate real women and can't afford a Real Doll! I already ordered the Bic for Her Fashion Retractable ball set of two, and am excitedly waiting the twins to arrive!! They're the most expensive girls offered by Bic, and I already named them Mila and Natalie! It's gonna be like having my own private Black Swan lesbo scene right in my house!" OMG and the thing is you cant put down a comment unless you buy it! lmao Last Edited by Hapablab on 12/19/2012 01:03 PM Sheep the moon |
Vibr8r Girl User ID: 22434621 United States 12/19/2012 01:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL at this one: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247 "As a woman, I've spent my whole life pretty bummed out about the fact that I could never find a pen that matches the color of labia. So, when I heard that Bic had created a pen specifically to match my womanly form, for the first time in my life I became proud to have an infinite abyss shameful sin hole between my legs. While the colors are great, this pen has A LOT of great features. My favorite might be the GPS Locator for my wandering uterus. Just one click and I can know exactly where that hysterical whore hole is in my body during the times that I am not pregnant." Gotta love the all the snark... ~ Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead. ~ |
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We Who Watch (OP) User ID: 30288742 United States 12/19/2012 01:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey! No guys! Didn't you read the subject title? Last Edited by We Who Watch on 12/19/2012 01:16 PM 7 Billion people on the planet! That's a BIG number! And I am one. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 536850 United States 12/19/2012 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A joke five star review is one thing, but a one star review that you don't mean is actually libelous. (Technically, if it is meant to harm, so are the fake five stars) Why do people think this is OK? What would you do if your boss came and wrote a review of your work, but gave you the lowest rating, just to be funny or cute, but left it there to damage you for the whole time you worked with that company? Yeah. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 21738912 United States 12/19/2012 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | omfg this is the best thread ever. At first I didn't get it. You trying to sell me on bic pens? wtf? really? bic must really be struggling. lmfao. Then I saw the reviews and really was like wow that is hilarious. Love it. 5* |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28008747 United States 12/19/2012 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's funny, but notice that a lot of people are leaving poor reviews as a joke? That's affecting peoples livelihoods and is a poor move. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536850 A joke five star review is one thing, but a one star review that you don't mean is actually libelous. (Technically, if it is meant to harm, so are the fake five stars) Why do people think this is OK? What would you do if your boss came and wrote a review of your work, but gave you the lowest rating, just to be funny or cute, but left it there to damage you for the whole time you worked with that company? Yeah. There's something like 70 pages of comments, it's become a cult thing. It probably sells a few more pens and keeps some of the more literate folks at Bic (or their advertising or PR agency) in stitches. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30107351 United States 12/19/2012 01:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't continue unless you are emotionally strong! Clicking on the link below means that you agree that you have been warned! Quoting: We Who Watch "They won't make periods at the ends of sentences; it's a question mark or exclamation point every time, also dotted with hearts--SUPER annoying." [link to www.amazon.com] uh...how is this 'emotionally strong?' just looks tardated to me. and totally made up. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17598818 United States 12/19/2012 01:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this one "Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with. Where has this pen been all my life???" |
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