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Urgent! What you must do on December 21, 2012....

 
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Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012...

-When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open.

-If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer.


-If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out.
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Pin like a cushion.
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Re: Urgent! What you must do on December 21, 2012....
Sounds like good advice......As a wine drinker. The same applies. lol
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Re: Urgent! What you must do on December 21, 2012....
Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012...

-When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open.

-If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer.


-If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out.
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Dude, you said in your last thread that it would be your last.

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EAT, five stars for you. Glad to see someone with sense on here.
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But what if your a smoker bonghit
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Re: Urgent! What you must do on December 21, 2012....
Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012...

-When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open.

-If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer.


-If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out.
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After all, it is the month of Decembeer.
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The four elements- air, water, earth, and fire


9/11/01 (air) + 3/11/11 (water) = 12/22/12 (earth) ?????

as in earthquake or fire ?????

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according to my belief system, if you are having sex when the end comes you will spend eternity experiencing an orgasm
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Re: Urgent! What you must do on December 21, 2012....
Sounds like good advice......As a wine drinker. The same applies. lol
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lol I feel ya on this one...I would need a floating cooler and tube to keep with me :) Sounds like some of the tubing trips my friends and I take in the summer!
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according to my belief system, if you are having sex when the end comes you will spend eternity experiencing an orgasm
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grinning


I just converted
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Urgent Warning;
If Paul McCartneys' "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" is playing while chugging your last beer, that song that will play in your head for all eternity.
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Urgent Warning;
If Paul McCartneys' "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" is playing while chugging your last beer, that song that will play in your head for all eternity.
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket


that would be tragic. Doom.

Last Edited by MissionInvisible on 12/19/2012 02:41 PM
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet...Celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"

Neil deGrasse Tyson



"We were told that the changes in our world would become the catalyst for ones within us..."
Fractal Time, Gregg Braden
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 Quoting: Dapurps


scream


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 Quoting: Dr. Acula


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"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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Urgent Warning;
If Paul McCartneys' "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" is playing while chugging your last beer, that song that will play in your head for all eternity.
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket


that would be tragic. Doom.
 Quoting: MissionInvisible


Worse than that... the cheesy keyboard solo in that song will play in your head for eternity....
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Re: Urgent! What you must do on December 21, 2012....
Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012...

-When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open.

-If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer.


-If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out.
 Quoting: ººEATºº


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thx for the good advice!

but - instead of so much cold beer, what about panic sex?

sipping cold beer during panic sex seems like a very good way to spend eternity !


so.. should i call my exBFs now to fix a date for friday...?
(beer is already in the cooler)
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Re: Urgent! What you must do on December 21, 2012....
Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012...

-When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open.

-If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer.


-If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out.
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Sounds like good advice......As a wine drinker. The same applies. lol
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Sounds like good advice......As a wine drinker. The same applies. lol
 Quoting: Blue Skies


Happy Christmas Blue...hope all well

Cam

peace
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But what if your a smoker bonghit
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Ever try rolling a doob in the middle of an earthquake/tsunami?
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Re: Urgent! What you must do on December 21, 2012....
Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012...

-When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open.

-If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer.


-If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out.
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nice you deserve a pin thats why i pined this thread could save a lots of good beer but what should i do with my weed in case the sun fries it first???
please save me duffman!!

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