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Urgent! What you must do on December 21, 2012.... | |
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| higher state of consciousness User ID: 11722476 United Kingdom12/19/2012 02:06 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012... Quoting: ººEATºº -When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open. -If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer. -If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out. the most un-funny attempt at comedy ever on glp... epic fail... |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4837034 United States12/19/2012 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012... Quoting: ººEATºº -When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open. -If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer. -If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out. After all, it is the month of Decembeer. |
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| Mr. Predictor Mod Emeritus User ID: 1032780 United States12/19/2012 02:34 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | according to my belief system, if you are having sex when the end comes you will spend eternity experiencing an orgasm  In 2012 the Fandango Rangers prevented 23,653 attacks on the American people. 10% Internal Threats 20% International Terrorists 15% Obama zombies 30% Extraterrestrial 15% Extradimensional |
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| MissionInvisible User ID: 1800004 United States12/19/2012 02:34 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol I feel ya on this one...I would need a floating cooler and tube to keep with me :) Sounds like some of the tubing trips my friends and I take in the summer! [link to missioninvisible.blogspot.com] <--- its new so working on the layout, hang with me! "So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet...Celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?" Neil deGrasse Tyson "We were told that the changes in our world would become the catalyst for ones within us..." Fractal Time, Gregg Braden |
Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 934 United States12/19/2012 02:36 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com]  |
| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 934 United States12/19/2012 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |   I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 934 United States12/19/2012 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | according to my belief system, if you are having sex when the end comes you will spend eternity experiencing an orgasm Quoting: Mr. Predictor  I just converted I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
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| MissionInvisible User ID: 1800004 United States12/19/2012 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Urgent Warning; Quoting: Hellena Handbasket If Paul McCartneys' "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" is playing while chugging your last beer, that song that will play in your head for all eternity. that would be tragic. Doom. Last Edited by MissionInvisible on 12/19/2012 02:41 PM [link to missioninvisible.blogspot.com] <--- its new so working on the layout, hang with me! "So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet...Celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?" Neil deGrasse Tyson "We were told that the changes in our world would become the catalyst for ones within us..." Fractal Time, Gregg Braden |
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| ººEATºº (OP) User ID: 22705817 Canada12/19/2012 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Urgent Warning; Quoting: Hellena Handbasket If Paul McCartneys' "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" is playing while chugging your last beer, that song that will play in your head for all eternity. that would be tragic. Doom. Worse than that... the cheesy keyboard solo in that song will play in your head for eternity.... In the end it doesn't even matter... |
| SilentlyKnowing Last Supper Code-Cracked! User ID: 29977149 United States12/19/2012 04:15 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012... Quoting: ººEATºº -When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open. -If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer. -If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out.  "LIFE is a wonderful, wonderful OPERA...escept it hurts! J. Campbell ****** "The Power of NOW" by Eckhart Tolle ****** "Stay right here... and be ready for anything!" Kevin Spacey "KPAX" ****** "Well, besides that...did you enjoy the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" Annonymous ****** "I'm an ARTIST...not an Engineer!" SK ("Dr. McCoy" STARTREK 1960's) "...Know ONE thing absolutely--and you will know everything!" W.Whitman |
| phoenixe User ID: 29789169  Germany12/19/2012 04:16 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thx for the good advice! but - instead of so much cold beer, what about panic sex? sipping cold beer during panic sex seems like a very good way to spend eternity ! so.. should i call my exBFs now to fix a date for friday...? (beer is already in the cooler) |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29981255 United Kingdom12/19/2012 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012... Quoting: ººEATºº -When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open. -If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer. -If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out.  |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2768325  France12/19/2012 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are some things you must do in the event of a massive earthquake/tsunami on December 21, 2012... Quoting: ººEATºº -When the big earthquake hits... make sure your beer does not fall out of the fridge and break on the floor. I suggest holding onto your fridge to prevent the door from flying open. -If you are sipping cold beer on a beach, make sure you chug the rest of your beer before the massive tsunami hits. No sense in wasting a good cold beer. -If you find yourself in a cold beer store when the big quake hits... well then just help yourself to as much beer as you want and be courteous to the other looters on the way out. nice you deserve a pin thats why i pined this thread could save a lots of good beer but what should i do with my weed in case the sun fries it first??? please save me duffman!! |
