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| NervousAndJerky User ID: 26642306 12/19/2012 02:30 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| JennOfArc User ID: 25237221 12/19/2012 02:38 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At one point I remember having a disclaimer in my signature...but I was actually kinda serious...I've gotten lots of pussy for fixing everything from appliances, furniture, or a chick's car... Your pay agreement as the janitor at Shady Acres retirement home isn't really pertinent to this thread, is it? Booby Trap |
| Waterbug User ID: 1295673 12/19/2012 02:51 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At one point I remember having a disclaimer in my signature...but I was actually kinda serious...I've gotten lots of pussy for fixing everything from appliances, furniture, or a chick's car... I don't doubt it.. Being an unbelievably handsome guitar player and silky-smooth singer always worked for me. Having a little extra change also helps.. |
| Waterbug User ID: 1295673 12/19/2012 02:55 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mass Air Flow Scensor. Look around the air intake, for a round housing with a wire, or a hose to it. Slap or tap it hard a few times. If it makes an effect to the perfomance, it needs changing. Quoting: NervousAndJerky No, no, no.. Yer doin it wrong. Take the BFH [big fucking hammer], smash the shit out of everything... then go buy another car. |
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| BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 12/19/2012 03:03 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At one point I remember having a disclaimer in my signature...but I was actually kinda serious...I've gotten lots of pussy for fixing everything from appliances, furniture, or a chick's car... Your pay agreement as the janitor at Shady Acres retirement home isn't really pertinent to this thread, is it? I believe it is Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride! ![]() |
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| BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 12/19/2012 03:24 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't be besmirching those old voyagers and caravans.. Quoting: Waterbug I know people who have gotten literally weeks of great service from those thangs.. Millions of wetbacks owe their new life to those rolling pieces of shit too... Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride! ![]() |
| Waterbug User ID: 1295673 12/19/2012 03:30 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't be besmirching those old voyagers and caravans.. Quoting: Waterbug I know people who have gotten literally weeks of great service from those thangs.. Millions of wetbacks owe their new life to those rolling pieces of shit too... Well... they do come with a non-optional smoke-screen.... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 17866060 12/19/2012 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love when the car "experts" turn a simple issue into a fucking college course in car mechanics. I've fixed many different types of cars for years. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to fix a car. Construction workers do this same shit, make their job sound difficult to make themselves feel smart. Most can barely tie their own shoelaces. The smart construction workers are called contractors. The rest are idiots with hammers. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29987323 12/19/2012 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a serious amount of nonsense being said here, most dont have a clue why it wont start, never heard such dumb things being suggested! no wonder people in the motor trade can charge what they want, sounds like most on here would not have a clue what was wrong with their car or how to go about diagnosing the fault |
| BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 12/19/2012 03:32 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't be besmirching those old voyagers and caravans.. Quoting: Waterbug I know people who have gotten literally weeks of great service from those thangs.. Millions of wetbacks owe their new life to those rolling pieces of shit too... Well... they do come with a non-optional smoke-screen.... Well in Chrysler's defense, those underpowered 2.5 engines weren't built to haul 9,000 lbs of ass...which is all you ever saw getting out of those things... Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride! ![]() |
| JennOfArc User ID: 25237221 12/19/2012 03:37 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love when the car "experts" turn a simple issue into a fucking college course in car mechanics. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17866060 I've fixed many different types of cars for years. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to fix a car. Construction workers do this same shit, make their job sound difficult to make themselves feel smart. Most can barely tie their own shoelaces. The smart construction workers are called contractors. The rest are idiots with hammers. Stupid is as stupid does. When someone asks you to diagnose a car online and the details they include are simply "my car started, then stopped"...you're going to get equally idiotic responses. Booby Trap |
| CeeLite User ID: 30147653 12/19/2012 03:46 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is it fuel injected? Also either way, never hurts to change the fuel filter that could be the cause. GLP twitter to see headlines even if can't access board [link to twitter.com (secure)] Korea updates VOA correspondant >> [link to twitter.com (secure)] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29271249 12/19/2012 03:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a serious amount of nonsense being said here, most dont have a clue why it wont start, never heard such dumb things being suggested! no wonder people in the motor trade can charge what they want, sounds like most on here would not have a clue what was wrong with their car or how to go about diagnosing the fault Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29987323 If the steering wheel is on the right, it's guaranteed to not be reliable... |
| JennOfArc User ID: 25237221 12/19/2012 04:08 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a serious amount of nonsense being said here, most dont have a clue why it wont start, never heard such dumb things being suggested! no wonder people in the motor trade can charge what they want, sounds like most on here would not have a clue what was wrong with their car or how to go about diagnosing the fault Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29987323 If the steering wheel is on the right, it's guaranteed to not be reliable... There's always someone who doesn't know shit getting in the obligatory British car comment. Booby Trap |
| Resister In God we trust User ID: 669410 12/19/2012 04:09 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not nearly enough info OP. Could be a number of things. If the car had been running fine before, a sudden stall with no restart could be electrical as mechanical parts usually give some warning and the car's computer will keep the car running even if some sensors are bad so long as it can deliver spark and fuel. Your best bet is to have someone with a code reader get the car to tell you what is wrong first. Last Edited by Resister on 12/19/2012 04:10 PM "God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787 [link to line-in-the-sand.blogspot.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 17522961 12/19/2012 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love when the car "experts" turn a simple issue into a fucking college course in car mechanics. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17866060 I've fixed many different types of cars for years. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to fix a car. Construction workers do this same shit, make their job sound difficult to make themselves feel smart. Most can barely tie their own shoelaces. The smart construction workers are called contractors. The rest are idiots with hammers. oooooooooooooh. I like you. |
| Waterbug User ID: 1295673 12/19/2012 04:40 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was once a time when a man could fix most anything that was wrong with his car or truck, with a set of wrenches and access to a junkyard.. I've pulled and replaced transmissions on the side of the road. If it couldn't be fixed.. it wasn't worth fixing, anyway. Nowadays, thanks to the tree-huggers and the geniuses in DC, most cars are disposable; like most of the shit you buy. Progress. |
| BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 12/19/2012 05:31 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was once a time when a man could fix most anything Quoting: Waterbug that was wrong with his car or truck, with a set of wrenches and access to a junkyard.. I've pulled and replaced transmissions on the side of the road. If it couldn't be fixed.. it wasn't worth fixing, anyway. Nowadays, thanks to the tree-huggers and the geniuses in DC, most cars are disposable; like most of the shit you buy. Progress. To a degree yeah, but thanks to technology they can squeeze 400+ HP out of a 4.6 L engine and still get 25 miles to a gallon...however, I know engineers and they are forced to design vehicles to be expensive and difficult to work on so that your average backyard mechanic can't...just like the appliances are engineered to be more expensive to be repaired than replaced...it's a game to keep them employed...if they built refrigerators to last 50+ years like GE did in the beginning, well, they would be out of business... Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride! ![]() |
| WWIII is Upon US SecretMod User ID: 26765298 12/19/2012 05:54 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Waterbug User ID: 1295673 12/19/2012 05:59 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was once a time when a man could fix most anything Quoting: Waterbug that was wrong with his car or truck, with a set of wrenches and access to a junkyard.. I've pulled and replaced transmissions on the side of the road. If it couldn't be fixed.. it wasn't worth fixing, anyway. Nowadays, thanks to the tree-huggers and the geniuses in DC, most cars are disposable; like most of the shit you buy. Progress. To a degree yeah, but thanks to technology they can squeeze 400+ HP out of a 4.6 L engine and still get 25 miles to a gallon...however, I know engineers and they are forced to design vehicles to be expensive and difficult to work on so that your average backyard mechanic can't...just like the appliances are engineered to be more expensive to be repaired than replaced...it's a game to keep them employed...if they built refrigerators to last 50+ years like GE did in the beginning, well, they would be out of business... Yep... GE builds a helluva nuclear reactor, too. Oh, wait.. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25234912 12/19/2012 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay guys more info: It does not seem to be producing spark. Fuel pump seems to be / is operational. What could cause a car to stop running immediately and then not restart, unlikely a spark plug right because it has 6, so I am assuming the problem is deeper into the car that is above my auto engine intelligence. |
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