Starting my bender now. (Just in case the Mayans are right)

If I can keep the booze flowing until the 21st, I'm pretty sure I will have a hangover that's so epic...I will gladly welcome death!

Bring it on Mayans...I'm offering you a sacrifice of the few brain cells I have left in an attempt to save the planet.

If the world doesn't end because the Mayan God's accepted my sacrifice, Y'all can thank me later....if and when I recover! LOL