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The New Age is Here - All Hail the New Age Messiah

 
New Age Messiah (OP)

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"one of the most profound things i've ever read. you simultaneously cured my depression, anxiety, fear of death, and fear of life."

Quoting: lando one of the most profound things i've ever read. you simultaneously cured my depression, anxiety, fear of death, and fear of life.

"this, thank you great op"


Thread: It's always right now, and you are your experience, right now. That is all you will ever be or have, in reality.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


You're just rambling now. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


The bolded statements are actual responses to ME and what I SAID, dumbass.
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur is principally a subtype of delusional disorder that occurs in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme. There is a relative lack of research into GD, in comparison to persecutory delusions and auditory hallucinations. About 10% of healthy people experience grandiose thoughts but do not meet full criteria for a diagnosis of GD.[2]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


OP ticks all the boxes :Tick:
John 3:16 is Right
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Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur is principally a subtype of delusional disorder that occurs in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme. There is a relative lack of research into GD, in comparison to persecutory delusions and auditory hallucinations. About 10% of healthy people experience grandiose thoughts but do not meet full criteria for a diagnosis of GD.[2]
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OP ticks all the boxes :Tick:
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


"Received the pendants, they really are beautiful. As I put one of them on I felt like my whole body was transforming. Felt this surge of power, It was least to say very Interesting, I'm at a lost for words on how to describe the feeling that came over me. WOW"


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Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur is principally a subtype of delusional disorder that occurs in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme. There is a relative lack of research into GD, in comparison to persecutory delusions and auditory hallucinations. About 10% of healthy people experience grandiose thoughts but do not meet full criteria for a diagnosis of GD.[2]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


OP ticks all the boxes :Tick:
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


You noticed that too? lol

Every single one.
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Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur is principally a subtype of delusional disorder that occurs in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme. There is a relative lack of research into GD, in comparison to persecutory delusions and auditory hallucinations. About 10% of healthy people experience grandiose thoughts but do not meet full criteria for a diagnosis of GD.[2]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


OP ticks all the boxes :Tick:
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


"Received the pendants, they really are beautiful. As I put one of them on I felt like my whole body was transforming. Felt this surge of power, It was least to say very Interesting, I'm at a lost for words on how to describe the feeling that came over me. WOW"


:silverlyhitm:
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Stick around, we'll talk Saturday about where you went wrong.
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Curious what all you losers are afraid of? Why are you pretending this isn't real?
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Curious what all you losers are afraid of? Why are you pretending this isn't real?
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Pipe down, we'll talk Saturday.
Shoot straight Johnny
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Curious what all you losers are afraid of? Why are you pretending this isn't real?
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Pipe down, we'll talk Saturday.
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:Popkorn:
John 3:16 is Right
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Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur is principally a subtype of delusional disorder that occurs in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme. There is a relative lack of research into GD, in comparison to persecutory delusions and auditory hallucinations. About 10% of healthy people experience grandiose thoughts but do not meet full criteria for a diagnosis of GD.[2]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


OP ticks all the boxes :Tick:
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


"Received the pendants, they really are beautiful. As I put one of them on I felt like my whole body was transforming. Felt this surge of power, It was least to say very Interesting, I'm at a lost for words on how to describe the feeling that came over me. WOW"


silverlyhitm
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


P T Barnum was right. One every minute.
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us in awareness. – James Thurber
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Curious what all you losers are afraid of? Why are you pretending this isn't real?
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Pipe down, we'll talk Saturday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


Like you're in a position to tell me anything. lmao
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Curious what all you losers are afraid of? Why are you pretending this isn't real?
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Pipe down, we'll talk Saturday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


Like you're in a position to tell me anything. lmao
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


See ya Saturday!

Hopefully you won't have left GLP in humiliation by then.
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Thread: Offical "My Prediction was a dud, and I'm here to own up to it" thread.
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This "New Age" record label uses the pyramids, I had no idea about Egypt when I declared myself New Age Messiah.

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Jay, we want to see your bicycle, with the basket on it.
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Jay, we want to see your bicycle, with the basket on it.
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I have it on VHS video, there was one of those deals at Goodwill to transfer VHS to DVD, but it was $15, and I thought about it too long and someone else bought it.
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Kinda has a nice ring to it. Tomorrow is my big day. Religion is OVER. sun

:thankgoddess:
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

When nothing has changed

and you are again posting more of the same on the 22nd and thereafter

you are INARGUABLY and INDISPUTABLY PROVEN AS FALSE.
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Kinda has a nice ring to it. Tomorrow is my big day. Religion is OVER. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

When nothing has changed

and you are again posting more of the same on the 22nd and thereafter

you are INARGUABLY and INDISPUTABLY PROVEN AS FALSE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16619276

Wrong about the date, IF, I am wrong about the date. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, though. sun
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Although, I AM recovering from a nearly fatal head wound and rising from the abyss, and I couldn't be any more anti-christ. sun
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Why do you aspire to use the imagery of the book that isn't true?

That nearly fatal head wound is a 3-day dead false-christ resurrection forgery, not your pity party.

Stop lying.
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Although, I AM recovering from a nearly fatal head wound and rising from the abyss, and I couldn't be any more anti-christ. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Why do you aspire to use the imagery of the book that isn't true?

That nearly fatal head wound is a 3-day dead false-christ resurrection forgery, not your pity party.

Stop lying.
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I haven't lied one speck, loser.
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Kinda has a nice ring to it. Tomorrow is my big day. Religion is OVER. sun

:thankgoddess:
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I knew it was you. When Jesus Christ returns as King of kings, you will not have a spot in his kingdom. It is more than likely that you are hellbound. Very sad. Repent, Repent, Repent.
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Kinda has a nice ring to it. Tomorrow is my big day. Religion is OVER. sun
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I knew it was you. When Jesus Christ returns as King of kings, you will not have a spot in his kingdom. It is more than likely that you are hellbound. Very sad. Repent, Repent, Repent.
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My story proves the Bible false. You might as well wait for the Great Pumpkin. greatpumpkin
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Are you a Customer Service Representative?
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Kinda has a nice ring to it. Tomorrow is my big day. Religion is OVER. sun
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I knew it was you. When Jesus Christ returns as King of kings, you will not have a spot in his kingdom. It is more than likely that you are hellbound. Very sad. Repent, Repent, Repent.
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My story proves the Bible false. You might as well wait for the Great Pumpkin. :greatpumpkin:
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

Fable
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hey man i have something of yours

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