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My favorite quotes on religion,post yours

 
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God is dead; and no one cares
if there is a hell; I'll see you there
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God is dead; and no one cares
if there is a hell; I'll see you there
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Very blunt quote ,but I like it
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Here are a few pearls I've collected from GLP over the years. Unfortunately I don't know the source of some of them.

“Never trust a God who can’t laugh” – Unknown

“A religious man sits in church and thinks about fishing. A spiritual man sits in a boat and thinks about God.” – Unknown

“For every Bible verse, there is an equal and opposite Bible verse” – Unknown

“Those who scream his name the loudest are always the most deaf to his message” – Unknown

“Are you willing to give up yourself to find yourself?” – Unknown

“All great truths began as blasphemies” – George Bernard Shaw

“This is the secret of life: Man lives in God and God lives in man. This answers all questions.” – Kolbrin

“Whatever men believe, if it serves good, it serves God” – Kolbrin

“Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul” – Walt Whitman

“Religion is for those people who have a fear of hell. Spirituality is for those who have been there.” – Unknown

“Spirituality is for those who seek understanding, religion is for those who seek reward.” – Unknown

“The whole secret of life is to have no fear” – Buddha

“The truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off.” – Gloria Steinem
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where were god during the shooting in the highschool?










-In Africa, giving AIDS to babys!

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God was kicked out of Public Schools years ago - here in the US - don't know about Luxemburg - here we reap everday what we have sown
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Here are a few pearls I've collected from GLP over the years. Unfortunately I don't know the source of some of them.

“Never trust a God who can’t laugh” – Unknown

“A religious man sits in church and thinks about fishing. A spiritual man sits in a boat and thinks about God.” – Unknown

For every Bible verse, there is an equal and opposite Bible verse” – Unknown

“Those who scream his name the loudest are always the most deaf to his message” – Unknown

“Are you willing to give up yourself to find yourself?” – Unknown

“All great truths began as blasphemies” – George Bernard Shaw

“This is the secret of life: Man lives in God and God lives in man. This answers all questions.” – Kolbrin

“Whatever men believe, if it serves good, it serves God” – Kolbrin

“Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul” – Walt Whitman

“Religion is for those people who have a fear of hell. Spirituality is for those who have been there.” – Unknown

“Spirituality is for those who seek understanding, religion is for those who seek reward.” – Unknown

“The whole secret of life is to have no fear” – Buddha

“The truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off.” – Gloria Steinem
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Very Nice
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12/19/2012 08:00 PM
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C'mon people post your quotes
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"A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words"
Dr. Winston O' Boogie (John Lennon)
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12/19/2012 08:12 PM
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where were god during the shooting in the highschool?










-In Africa, giving AIDS to babys!
 Quoting: Sharty Mc Bean



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12/19/2012 08:13 PM
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Those who die a jew will be dammed. That's my favorite. That quote is very conforting
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12/19/2012 08:15 PM
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"The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are." Karl Kraus
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bump
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12/19/2012 08:22 PM
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God helps those who want to help others.
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12/19/2012 08:26 PM
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God helps those who want to help others.
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Indeed
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12/19/2012 08:28 PM
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One of my all time favourites:

"When I die I hope to go to Heaven- wherever the Hell that is." Ayn Rand
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12/19/2012 08:29 PM
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One of my all time favourites:

"When I die I hope to go to Heaven- wherever the Hell that is." Ayn Rand
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12/19/2012 08:40 PM
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Qur'an (3:85) - "And whoever desires a religion other than Islam, it shall not be accepted from him, and in the hereafter he shall be one of the losers."
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12/19/2012 08:41 PM

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When you are deluded and full of doubt, even a thousand books of scripture are not enough. When you have realized understanding, even one word is too much. – Fen-Yang


Go to heaven for climate, hell for the company – Mark Twain.

There is no room for god in him who is full of himself. –Hasidic saying

Weather invoked or not, God will be present – C.G. Jung

The nature of God is a circle of which the center is everywhere and the circumference is nowhere. - Empedocles
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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Qur'an (3:10) - "(As for) those who disbelieve, surely neither their wealth nor their children shall avail them in the least against Allah, and these it is who are the fuel of the fire." Those who do not believe in Muhammad are but fuel for the fire of Hell (also 66:6, 2:24. 21:98).
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Qur'an (7:44) - "The Companions of the Garden will call out to the Companions of the Fire: "We have indeed found the promises of our Lord to us true: Have you also found Your Lord's promises true?" They shall say, "Yes"; but a crier shall proclaim between them: "The curse of Allah is on the wrong-doers" Muslims in heaven will amuse themselves by looking down on non-Muslims in Hell and mocking them while they are being tortured (see 22:19-22.
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Qur'an (1:5-7) - "Show us the straight path, The path of those whom Thou hast favoured; Not the (path) of those who earn Thine anger nor of those who go astray" This is a prayer that Muslims are supposed to repeat each day. "Those who earn Thine anger" specifically refers to Jews and "those who go astray" refers to Christians (see Bukhari (12:749)).
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The Qur'an discusses God's favors and covenant with the Children of Israel in detail:

O children of Israel, indeed we delivered you from your enemy and made a covenant with you on the right side of the mountain, and we sent down for you manna and quails. (20:80)
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Indeed we gave the children of Israel the Book, and wisdom, and the prophecy, and we provided them with good things and favored them above all creation. (45:16) Quran
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Indeed we gave the children of Israel the Book, and wisdom, and the prophecy, and we provided them with good things and favored them above all creation. (45:16) Quran


We made a covenant with the children of Israel: "Serve none except God. Be good to parents, relatives, orphans, and the poor. Speak kindly to people. Establish prayer and give alms." Afterward, you turned away, except a few of you, and you were averse. (2:83) Quran
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Moses came to you with clear proofs, yet you took the calf [for worship] in his absence, and you turned wicked. (Qur'an 2:92)
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We made a covenant with you, that you not shed each others' blood, nor evict each other from your homes. You agreed and bore witness. Yet it is you who are killing each other and evicting a group among you from their homes, supporting each other against them unlawfully and aggressively; and if they should come to you as captives you would ransom them-- while evicting them was unlawful for you. Do you then believe in a part of the Book and disbelieve in the other? (Qur'an 2:84-85)
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You have known those among you who violated the Sabbath, so we said to them: "Be despicable ape." (Qur'an 2:65)
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Say: "Shall I inform you of something worse in the sight of Allah: those whom God has cursed and with whom he is angry, and he has made some of them apes and swine and servants of evil. These are in a worse position and more astray from the even path." Quran
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Say, "O people of the scripture, do you resent us because we believe in God, and in what was sent down to us, and in what was sent down before us, and because most of you are not righteous?" (Qur'an 5:59)

But does this mean all of those who received the previous scripture? Other verses of the Qur'an make it clear that it is not.

They are not all alike; among the people of the Book there is an upstanding community. They recite God's revelations through the night, and they fall prostrate. They believe in God and the last day. They advocate good and forbid evil, and they hasten to do good works. These are among the righteous. Whatever good they do will not be denied. God
knows those who are reverent. (Qur'an 3:113-115).
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Surely those who believe, those who are Jews, the Sabians, and the Christians, whoever believes in God and the last day and does good, has nothing to fear nor will they grieve. (Qur'an 5:69)
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We sent down the Torah, in which there is guidance and light, by which the prophets who submitted judged the Jews, as did the rabbis and the priests, according to what they were required to observe of God's Book, and thereunto were they witnesses. So do not fear people, but fear me, and do not sell my signs for minor gain. Whoever does not judge by what God has sent down are disbelievers. (Qur'an 5:44)
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Here mine OP:

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...it stings...

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