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Anyone know any good (Clean preferably) christmas jokes?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2012 07:15 PM
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Anyone know any good (Clean preferably) christmas jokes?
Please share if you do. Thx and Merry Christmas!

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12/19/2012 07:16 PM
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Re: Anyone know any good (Clean preferably) christmas jokes?
Why do Mexicans have Tamales for Christmas?



So they have something to unwrap.
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12/19/2012 07:33 PM
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Re: Anyone know any good (Clean preferably) christmas jokes?
Please share if you do. Thx and Merry Christmas!

popcorn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


Ok, I have some Dear Santa Letters for you??


Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
Yer frend, Billy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawn specialist. How about I send you a damn book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least He can spell!!!!
Santa



Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love Jessy

Dear Jessy,
You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house...
Santa


Dear Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our home, how do you get into our home?
Love Marky

Dear Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your butt whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglers do, through your bedroom window.

Sweet Dreams!
Santa

hf
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12/19/2012 07:35 PM
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Re: Anyone know any good (Clean preferably) christmas jokes?
What's the difference between a refrigerator and an asshole ?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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12/19/2012 07:36 PM
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Re: Anyone know any good (Clean preferably) christmas jokes?
What's the difference between a refrigerator and an asshole ?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

pigchef
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


What on earth does that have to do with christmas??
Billy Bones
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12/19/2012 07:46 PM
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Re: Anyone know any good (Clean preferably) christmas jokes?
An oldie but a goodie...

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12/19/2012 07:48 PM
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Re: Anyone know any good (Clean preferably) christmas jokes?
Theres a good one about Santa coming down the chimney.

Oh wait, you said clean.
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12/19/2012 07:49 PM
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Re: Anyone know any good (Clean preferably) christmas jokes?
hear the one about Randolf the brown nose reindeer?
He was just as fast as Rudolf but couldn't stop as quick.

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