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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25823089 United States 12/19/2012 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, I have some Dear Santa Letters for you?? Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. Yer frend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawn specialist. How about I send you a damn book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least He can spell!!!! Santa Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love Jessy Dear Jessy, You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house... Santa Dear Santa, We don't have a chimney in our home, how do you get into our home? Love Marky Dear Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your butt whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglers do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams! Santa |
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