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BREAKING NEWS! FANDANGO RANGER HAWK-02 HAS DECLARED AN ALERT! * I REPEAT STATE OF EMERGENCY *

 
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Cool, a fake prediction to go with your 1000 other failed predictions.


Fucktard.
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Cool, a fake prediction to go with your 1000 other failed predictions.


Fucktard.
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youre my hero
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CODE 34-XTRES-P99
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You are out burrow. go green. go green.
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copy that this is fandango serpico-95 chanel 478 fY0122
im in deep cover in code mission frog-eater
ready no signal from fandango overlord over
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COPY , This is Fandango Ranger Polynise-14 channel 000647

Mission: Restore Transponder 9 ASAP
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gonna need some LM741, 1N5054, a 10,000 uF BFC and a handful of 12AX3 to fix the transponder.

along with some PFM...

pure fucking magic
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FANDANGO ALERT TO ALPHA SIGMA SEVEN. ALL YOUR BASE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED FOR TRANSPONDERS GO. RELEASE BACKSIDE DATA IMMEDIATELY. END OF TRANSMISSION.
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FANDANGO ALERT TO ALPHA SIGMA SEVEN. ALL YOUR BASE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED FOR TRANSPONDERS GO. RELEASE BACKSIDE DATA IMMEDIATELY. END OF TRANSMISSION.
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still waitin on ching chong wong to bring me the transponder parts.

he's havin trouble gettin them vacuum tubes...
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FANDANGO ALERT TO ALPHA SIGMA SEVEN. ALL YOUR BASE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED FOR TRANSPONDERS GO. RELEASE BACKSIDE DATA IMMEDIATELY. END OF TRANSMISSION.
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still waitin on ching chong wong to bring me the transponder parts.

he's havin trouble gettin them vacuum tubes...
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Any good software can be implemented in analogue as good as a saturated digital circuit.

We need a 40 on HAWK02. Hawk looked SANDY in the face and talked about cat food.
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FANDANGO ALERT TO ALPHA SIGMA SEVEN. ALL YOUR BASE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED FOR TRANSPONDERS GO. RELEASE BACKSIDE DATA IMMEDIATELY. END OF TRANSMISSION.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20190258

still waitin on ching chong wong to bring me the transponder parts.

he's havin trouble gettin them vacuum tubes...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29271249


Any good software can be implemented in analogue as good as a saturated digital circuit.

We need a 40 on HAWK02. Hawk looked SANDY in the face and talked about cat food.
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CONFIRMED. JUSt GOTOFF THE TELEPROMTER WITH HAWK 02 CONFIRMED
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Here is the Fandango Ranger Infantry Unit


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1rof11rof1lmao1rof11rof11rof1
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IN THE EVENT THAT YOU SHOULD BE CONTACTED BY AGENTS IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES AS FANDANGO ELITE GUARD, IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT ALL INTEL IS MADE AVAILABLE ONLY IN REVERSE SEMAPHORE FORMAT. ALL ANALOG TRANSMISSIONS WILL BE DESTROYED ACCORDING TO REGULATION GAMMA TWO FOXTROT. THIS COMMUNIQUE TERMINATED.
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FANDANGO ALERT TO ALPHA SIGMA SEVEN. ALL YOUR BASE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED FOR TRANSPONDERS GO. RELEASE BACKSIDE DATA IMMEDIATELY. END OF TRANSMISSION.
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Counter that vadet. Our TRANSPONDER IS STILL DOWN . OVER
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The sandwich is in the microwave. I repeat
The sandwich is in the microwave.

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The sandwich is in the microwave. I repeat
The sandwich is in the microwave.
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FANDANGOS. WE ROLE!
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FANDANGO ALERT TO ALPHA SIGMA SEVEN. ALL YOUR BASE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED FOR TRANSPONDERS GO. RELEASE BACKSIDE DATA IMMEDIATELY. END OF TRANSMISSION.
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Counter that vadet. Our TRANSPONDER IS STILL DOWN . OVER
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Got a sneaker net package today. Will re-gift. BIAS MODE. Erratic T9 data secured. switch to T4. Tail end hop offs underway.
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FANDANGO ALERT TO ALPHA SIGMA SEVEN. ALL YOUR BASE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED FOR TRANSPONDERS GO. RELEASE BACKSIDE DATA IMMEDIATELY. END OF TRANSMISSION.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20190258


Counter that vadet. Our TRANSPONDER IS STILL DOWN . OVER
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6146297


Got a sneaker net package today. Will re-gift. BIAS MODE. Erratic T9 data secured. switch to T4. Tail end hop offs underway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22786488


WILL IT ARRIVE BY CHRISTMAS?

THE JUNIOR FANDANGOS ARE GETTING WORRIED.

OVER.
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FANDANGO ALERT TO ALPHA SIGMA SEVEN. ALL YOUR BASE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED FOR TRANSPONDERS GO. RELEASE BACKSIDE DATA IMMEDIATELY. END OF TRANSMISSION.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20190258


Counter that vadet. Our TRANSPONDER IS STILL DOWN . OVER
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6146297


Got a sneaker net package today. Will re-gift. BIAS MODE. Erratic T9 data secured. switch to T4. Tail end hop offs underway.
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the T4 crystal set. copy...
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FANDANGO ALERT TO ALPHA SIGMA SEVEN. ALL YOUR BASE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED FOR TRANSPONDERS GO. RELEASE BACKSIDE DATA IMMEDIATELY. END OF TRANSMISSION.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20190258


Counter that vadet. Our TRANSPONDER IS STILL DOWN . OVER
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6146297


Got a sneaker net package today. Will re-gift. BIAS MODE. Erratic T9 data secured. switch to T4. Tail end hop offs underway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22786488


WILL IT ARRIVE BY CHRISTMAS?

THE JUNIOR FANDANGOS ARE GETTING WORRIED.

OVER.
 Quoting: the poop


Chain of command sir. I dont think your dominion would want clutch pads and hydrolic fluid. Mine do. We need a hawk actual or the metronome stays a beat less than holiday pie.
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Counter that vadet. Our TRANSPONDER IS STILL DOWN . OVER
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6146297


Got a sneaker net package today. Will re-gift. BIAS MODE. Erratic T9 data secured. switch to T4. Tail end hop offs underway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22786488


WILL IT ARRIVE BY CHRISTMAS?

THE JUNIOR FANDANGOS ARE GETTING WORRIED.

OVER.
 Quoting: the poop


Chain of command sir. I dont think your dominion would want clutch pads and hydrolic fluid. Mine do. We need a hawk actual or the metronome stays a beat less than holiday pie.
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copy TRANSLATE : DOOM ON
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copy TRANSLATE : DOOM ON
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DOOM WAS ON AS SOON AS WE STARTED NAMING BOATS AFTER LIVING PERSONS. MUX 8 SAYS KEEP 'EM IN PORT. YEAST STRAIN +/- 62.
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Counter that vadet. Our TRANSPONDER IS STILL DOWN . OVER
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6146297


Got a sneaker net package today. Will re-gift. BIAS MODE. Erratic T9 data secured. switch to T4. Tail end hop offs underway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22786488


WILL IT ARRIVE BY CHRISTMAS?

THE JUNIOR FANDANGOS ARE GETTING WORRIED.

OVER.
 Quoting: the poop


Chain of command sir. I dont think your dominion would want clutch pads and hydrolic fluid. Mine do. We need a hawk actual or the metronome stays a beat less than holiday pie.
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fuck the holiday pie. i wants me vacuum tubes!
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copy TRANSLATE : DOOM ON
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DOOM WAS ON AS SOON AS WE STARTED NAMING BOATS AFTER LIVING PERSONS. MUX 8 SAYS KEEP 'EM IN PORT. YEAST STRAIN +/- 62.
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APPROVED/ SEALED / CONFIRMED. FANDANGOS TO THE BACK SIDE CHATTER!
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we have visual confirmation that operative Jango has obtained rubber epoxy seals for securing leaking cathodes, if necessary for emergency repair. Take the beer out of the freezer soon. It should be mission-ready at this time.
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Washington D.C. first expected to be hit. Then NY will be lit ablaze.
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cool, D.C. in ashes.. political roast of the year..LOL
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we have visual confirmation that operative Jango has obtained rubber epoxy seals for securing leaking cathodes, if necessary for emergency repair. Take the beer out of the freezer soon. It should be mission-ready at this time.
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clappasiren2
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JUST RECEIVED CONFIRMATION FROM INTEL HQ


GENERAL HAWK-02 IS NOT ON MISSION BUTTER KNIFE AS SUPPOSED.

7 STAR GENERAL HAWK-02 IS ON MISSION: DOOMS DAY BUNKER

VISUALLY CONFIRMED siren2
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The "D" is the primer.
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The "D" is the primer.
Remodulate the collider and reaquire the delta vector.
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JUST RECEIVED CONFIRMATION FROM INTEL HQ


GENERAL HAWK-02 IS NOT ON MISSION BUTTER KNIFE AS SUPPOSED.

7 STAR GENERAL HAWK-02 IS ON MISSION: DOOMS DAY BUNKER

VISUALLY CONFIRMED siren2
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OPERATION CLEANSHEETS. TAKE ALL YOUR SKANKY ASS PILLOWCASES EXCEPT FOR THE CLEANEST TWO AND PUT THEM IN THE WARSHING MACHINE. MITT ROMNEY OR HIS KIDS CAN NOT HELP YOU NOW. DO IT FOR YOURSELF. EVEN IF YOU DO NOT HAVE FABRIC SOFTENER OR DRYER SHEETS AVAILIBLE, THIS WILL BE A GOOD THING.
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JUST RECEIVED CONFIRMATION FROM INTEL HQ


GENERAL HAWK-02 IS NOT ON MISSION BUTTER KNIFE AS SUPPOSED.

7 STAR GENERAL HAWK-02 IS ON MISSION: DOOMS DAY BUNKER

VISUALLY CONFIRMED siren2
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OPERATION CLEANSHEETS. TAKE ALL YOUR SKANKY ASS PILLOWCASES EXCEPT FOR THE CLEANEST TWO AND PUT THEM IN THE WARSHING MACHINE. MITT ROMNEY OR HIS KIDS CAN NOT HELP YOU NOW. DO IT FOR YOURSELF. EVEN IF YOU DO NOT HAVE FABRIC SOFTENER OR DRYER SHEETS AVAILIBLE, THIS WILL BE A GOOD THING.
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EMERGENCY TRANSMIT. MOTHER IS COMING OVER. REPEAT, MOTHER IS COMING OVER. HIDE THE MAGAZINES AND INITIATE OPERATION "FAULTY PLUNGER"
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EMERGENCY TRANSMIT. MOTHER IS COMING OVER. REPEAT, MOTHER IS COMING OVER. HIDE THE MAGAZINES AND INITIATE OPERATION "FAULTY PLUNGER"
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