BREAKING NEWS! FANDANGO RANGER HAWK-02 HAS DECLARED AN ALERT! * I REPEAT STATE OF EMERGENCY * | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8987131 United States 12/20/2012 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: Sub station blew up in Annapolis...major power outage in area FANDANGOS RIGHT AGAIN! TO THE BACKSIDE! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22786488 United States 12/20/2012 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We get pong from transponder 9. filters being applied. ground loops minimized (even in a drought). THE BIRD IS IN THE AIR. POCKET EMPTY. I REPEAT .... POCKET EMPTY. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22786488 THANKS FOR THE PRECIOUS INTEL CADET No problem sir. we are re-allocating the solar panels. Boss says HAWK02 is up to something and we need to be ready to encounter a wake up call where the sun is shining now. Dem fandango rangers. Right again. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8987131 United States 12/20/2012 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We get pong from transponder 9. filters being applied. ground loops minimized (even in a drought). THE BIRD IS IN THE AIR. POCKET EMPTY. I REPEAT .... POCKET EMPTY. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22786488 THANKS FOR THE PRECIOUS INTEL CADET No problem sir. we are re-allocating the solar panels. Boss says HAWK02 is up to something and we need to be ready to encounter a wake up call where the sun is shining now. Dem fandango rangers. Right again. COPY CADET. MAINTAIN POSITION |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20190258 United States 12/20/2012 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | recent telemetry readings indicate increases in solar flare and geomagnetic disturbance frequencies. Plate shifts may be experienced nearer to poles in most areas. Please notify good ol Fandangos of any unexpected border breaches. Cousin Ted will stop by with pack of smokes and latest intel soon... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8987131 United States 12/20/2012 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | recent telemetry readings indicate increases in solar flare and geomagnetic disturbance frequencies. Plate shifts may be experienced nearer to poles in most areas. Please notify good ol Fandangos of any unexpected border breaches. Cousin Ted will stop by with pack of smokes and latest intel soon... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20190258 |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8987131 United States 12/21/2012 10:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots. It almost makes me wish that this really were doomsday. Quoting: Leeroy Jenkins Wait...the 21st is just about over. Tell me how I'm a shill and you're not an idiot. FANDANGOS WHEN YOU NEED THEM FROM THE BACKSIDE, WE RESPOND! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20190258 United States 12/22/2012 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AGENT OSLO CONFIRMS THAT OPERATION "MAYAN STORM" HAS, IN FACT, BEEN DEFERRED TO DECEMBER 23, 5:54:16 PM EST. ALL AVAILABLE RANGERS ON STATION SHOULD PREPARE BOTTLE OPENER MECHANISMS AND HAVE HAND ON THE LEVER. DEPLOY VACU-CHARGES WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE, AND MAY UNCLE AL SMILE IPON YOUR EFFORTS. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8987131 United States 12/22/2012 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AGENT OSLO CONFIRMS THAT OPERATION "MAYAN STORM" HAS, IN FACT, BEEN DEFERRED TO DECEMBER 23, 5:54:16 PM EST. ALL AVAILABLE RANGERS ON STATION SHOULD PREPARE BOTTLE OPENER MECHANISMS AND HAVE HAND ON THE LEVER. DEPLOY VACU-CHARGES WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE, AND MAY UNCLE AL SMILE IPON YOUR EFFORTS. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20190258 COPY CADET. PICKING UP SOME STATIC ON THE TRANSPORTER |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30659869 United Kingdom 12/22/2012 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HELP ME FANDANGO RANGERS!!! CODE RED SITUATION, WHILE "TIN FOILING" MY FANDANGO RANGER BASEMENT HQ I LOST MY SPIDEY GRIP AND FELL. I LANDED ASS-SIDE DOWN ON MY FANDANGO RANGER FLASHLIGHT, IT IS JAMMED IN THERE REAL TIGHT. WHAT SHOULD I DO? CAN YOU SEND HELP? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8987131 United States 12/22/2012 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HELP ME FANDANGO RANGERS!!! CODE RED SITUATION, WHILE "TIN FOILING" MY FANDANGO RANGER BASEMENT HQ I LOST MY SPIDEY GRIP AND FELL. I LANDED ASS-SIDE DOWN ON MY FANDANGO RANGER FLASHLIGHT, IT IS JAMMED IN THERE REAL TIGHT. WHAT SHOULD I DO? CAN YOU SEND HELP? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30659869 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BRING IN THE MAN OF VALOR! |
CE1 ***** User ID: 26632929 United States 12/22/2012 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HELP ME FANDANGO RANGERS!!! CODE RED SITUATION, WHILE "TIN FOILING" MY FANDANGO RANGER BASEMENT HQ I LOST MY SPIDEY GRIP AND FELL. I LANDED ASS-SIDE DOWN ON MY FANDANGO RANGER FLASHLIGHT, IT IS JAMMED IN THERE REAL TIGHT. WHAT SHOULD I DO? CAN YOU SEND HELP? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30659869 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BRING IN THE MAN OF VALOR! SITREP? |
Talkinghands User ID: 7265099 United States 12/23/2012 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fandango's is an exclusive homosexual survivalist club. Part of membership is to spread awareness but discretely on websites such as GLP. If you read closely and between the lines you will see the metaphoric symbolisms of their nature. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 990186 Poland 12/23/2012 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ITS TIME FOR PANIC SEX! Quoting: the poop Thread: GUYS!!! I Am Sorry to Report that as the Dark Rift From The Center Of The Universe Moves in..... (Page 3) you're late. The best you can do is panic masturbation. |
Nyte User ID: 30673377 United States 12/23/2012 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh you kids... Laugh it up. Make the Rangers the butt of your joke. Anyone can claim to be a Fandango Ranger. But until you've been on the backside, seen some shit, and saved some asses you're just a MORAN. It doesn't matter. In the end, them ol' Fandango Rangers will still save your ass. 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8987131 United States 12/23/2012 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh you kids... Laugh it up. Make the Rangers the butt of your joke. Quoting: Nyte Anyone can claim to be a Fandango Ranger. But until you've been on the backside, seen some shit, and saved some asses you're just a MORAN. It doesn't matter. In the end, them ol' Fandango Rangers will still save your ass. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20190258 United States 12/23/2012 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh you kids... Laugh it up. Make the Rangers the butt of your joke. Quoting: Nyte Anyone can claim to be a Fandango Ranger. But until you've been on the backside, seen some shit, and saved some asses you're just a MORAN. It doesn't matter. In the end, them ol' Fandango Rangers will still save your ass. CORRECT AND COPIED. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HOW MUCH WIN IS IN YOUR LIFE DUE TO THEM OL' FANDANGO RANGERS. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29643034 United States 12/23/2012 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh you kids... Laugh it up. Make the Rangers the butt of your joke. Quoting: Nyte Anyone can claim to be a Fandango Ranger. But until you've been on the backside, seen some shit, and saved some asses you're just a MORAN. It doesn't matter. In the end, them ol' Fandango Rangers will still save your ass. are you guys superheros? |