*You believe stubbies can be either drunk or worn

*You pronounce Melbourne (Mel-bin)

*You believe the letter "L" in Australia is optional, and it's perfectly ok to call it "Straya"

*You think Wooloomooloo is a perfectly reasonable name for a place

*You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife

*You believe it makes perfect sense to have a $1 coin larger than a $2 coin

*You understand Wagga Wagga can be abbreviated to "Wagga", but Woy Woy can't be "Woy"

*Beetroot with your hamburger "Yes Please"

*You know what it's like to swallow a fly, via your nose. On occasion

*You know how to abbreviate every word, usually ending with a "O" eg: lezzo, metho, rego, garbo, convo, arvo, milko, muso servo, smoko, speedo, righto, sicko etc

So lets show these guys that we aren't all bad,