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You know you're an Aussie when .....

 
Paul Hogan
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Australia
12/19/2012 11:24 PM
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You know you're an Aussie when .....
*You believe stubbies can be either drunk or worn

*You pronounce Melbourne (Mel-bin)

*You believe the letter "L" in Australia is optional, and it's perfectly ok to call it "Straya"

*You think Wooloomooloo is a perfectly reasonable name for a place

*You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife

*You believe it makes perfect sense to have a $1 coin larger than a $2 coin

*You understand Wagga Wagga can be abbreviated to "Wagga", but Woy Woy can't be "Woy"

*Beetroot with your hamburger "Yes Please"

*You know what it's like to swallow a fly, via your nose. On occasion

*You know how to abbreviate every word, usually ending with a "O" eg: lezzo, metho, rego, garbo, convo, arvo, milko, muso servo, smoko, speedo, righto, sicko etc

So lets show these guys that we aren't all bad,
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2012 11:50 PM
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Re: You know you're an Aussie when .....
We are bonza mate! No need to go sucking the sav is there?

Fair dinkum mate, they are a cent short of the dollar.

You know you are Australian when you realise others are thicker than a brick.
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: You know you're an Aussie when .....
..you wear your thongs on your feet

..you understand what "whacko the diddly oh" means

..you know someone who is a bush pig

..you are happy to be girt by sea

..you are happy to warn tourists about drop bears
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: You know you're an Aussie when .....
I love the variety of the English language. Aside from some deep Southern accents in the US Americans have the lousiest English accents. Australia and the UK win hands down in the cool accent contest.
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 12:06 AM
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Re: You know you're an Aussie when .....
ya bloody mongo
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 12:13 AM
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Re: You know you're an Aussie when .....
[link to www.bom.gov.au]

UV off the scale at chrissie
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 12:16 AM
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Re: You know you're an Aussie when .....
When yu believe in Vegemite.

All celebrate.

Yep.

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