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Lady Hit With Sock Full Of Shit In Chicago

 
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12/20/2012 02:31 AM
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BAN ALL HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT SOCKS AND REQUIRE A PERMIT TO DEFECATE. THIS WILL SOLVE ALL SHITSOCK ATTACKS IMMEDIATELY
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Better get those high capacity socks ASAP - "Cheaper than Dirt" has them for $59.95/pair.
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12/20/2012 02:33 AM
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/20/2012 02:41 AM
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BAN BLACK PEOPLE!!
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12/20/2012 02:43 AM
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just a misunderstanding that could be cleared up with multicultural diversity training.

That means he likes her.
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12/20/2012 02:45 AM
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dude looks like dave chapelle
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12/20/2012 02:47 AM
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marking territory ?
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12/20/2012 02:56 AM
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Basketball and throwing feces. Monkey see monkey do do.
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12/20/2012 03:16 AM
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Shouldn't his coat sat "POO POO" instead of "P P"??
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12/20/2012 03:18 AM
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"I don’t know why he did it," she said, adding, "I’m pretty sure he wouldn't have done that to a guy."

Then you do know why he did it... but you don't want to even think about that.

Hopefully the cops will nail him fast because freaks like this tend to escalate their behavior and this retard wants to poop on a chick obviously, maybe he'll figure he'll need to snatch a woman to do the job right.

I remember being in school and sometimes seeing poop smeared on cubicle walls, sometimes even frustrated messages like "FUCK!" and "SEX!" and I'd walk out into the yard look around at all the students and think "that was somebody here and you're a fucking serial killer just waiting to happen."


There are some seriously broken people in this world, I mean... how the fuck do you even develop a fetish like that?
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


One summer when I was working as a life guard, some perv took a dumb right besides the toilet. Do you suppose he did that at home, too?

We also found a shit log in the pool one time.
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Did you ever realize you were in the prescence of evil? It takes a truly deranged soul to shit beside the shitter. Unless you're about shithouse drunk......

PS, my condolences to the victims. I hear cheaperthanshit.com is branching out into shitsock proof vests.....pricey but wtf? It's a dangerous shithouse our world has become......
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12/20/2012 03:19 AM
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BAN ALL HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT SOCKS AND REQUIRE A PERMIT TO DEFECATE. THIS WILL SOLVE ALL SHITSOCK ATTACKS IMMEDIATELY
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lol
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12/20/2012 03:20 AM
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It's like that Mexican who kept jacking off in his coworker's water bottle. Frickin hilarious. She was like it tasted funny and made my stomach sick so I tested it and it was filled with sperm. LOL! He had done it twice before she caught him.
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12/20/2012 03:23 AM

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TO all the poster in this thread! Thank You for making me laugh my ass off again today! 2nd time actually but for the 1st time laughing in along while! :) Much Love to GLP!

What a GROSS headline though!!! If that happened to me I dont know if I would even have the courage to admit it! Ha

wtf rofl sockpuppet stir
~"For the total development of the human being, solitude as a means of cultivating sensitivity becomes a necessity. One has to know what it means to be alone, what it is to meditate, what it is to die; and the implications of solitude, of meditation, of death, can be known only by seeking them out. These implications cannot be taught, they must be learned."
- Krishnamurti ~
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12/20/2012 03:24 AM
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"He had a sock full of his poop on me,"

Source: [link to www.nbcchicago.com]
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12/20/2012 03:25 AM
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"I don’t know why he did it," she said, adding, "I’m pretty sure he wouldn't have done that to a guy."

Then you do know why he did it... but you don't want to even think about that.

Hopefully the cops will nail him fast because freaks like this tend to escalate their behavior and this retard wants to poop on a chick obviously, maybe he'll figure he'll need to snatch a woman to do the job right.

I remember being in school and sometimes seeing poop smeared on cubicle walls, sometimes even frustrated messages like "FUCK!" and "SEX!" and I'd walk out into the yard look around at all the students and think "that was somebody here and you're a fucking serial killer just waiting to happen."


There are some seriously broken people in this world, I mean... how the fuck do you even develop a fetish like that?
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Lol.... U mad about shit on walls? I never did it, but i laughed my ass of when i saw it.
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12/20/2012 03:34 AM
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Imagine an entire flashmob of deez negas!

Shitsock Mafia! HAHAHAHAH
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12/20/2012 03:37 AM
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EWWW! Eventually "they" (Agenda 21) want everyone using public transportation and living on top of each other in the cities.
LJTG
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12/20/2012 04:07 AM
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what a piece of shit...
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12/20/2012 04:10 AM
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shitstreamsockpuppet
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12/20/2012 05:11 AM
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Obviously the black dude is trying to make everyone white into brown like him as to end racism.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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12/20/2012 05:17 AM
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lol
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12/20/2012 05:27 AM
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check out the photo,
it looks like we have found out what Dave Chappelle been up to. (in-field comedy research)

this is what happens when you got lots of cash and time to think about crazy shit.
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12/20/2012 05:37 AM
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....& once again we have....TNB....
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12/20/2012 05:44 AM
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Who's the black private dick
That's a shit-sock throwing machine to all the chicks?
Poo-Poo-Man, ya, damn right

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
Poo-Poo-Man
Sol Dominvs Imperi Romani
Imperium Romanum Sacrum
In Varietate Concordia
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12/20/2012 05:52 AM
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The assailant was found and denied charges.He released a statement to reporters and said "You be trippin'...Awe Hell naw and Hell to the naw"
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12/20/2012 05:58 AM
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She got shit-faced.
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12/20/2012 06:00 AM
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Sock full of shit.


[link to www.nbcchicago.com]


I imagine he pooped into the sock.

Probably whacked off so hard after this.


5a
 Quoting: Dog_Of_Death


Another fine young negro. How could anyone ever be prejudiced against such fine, upstanding individuals.
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12/20/2012 06:01 AM
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just a misunderstanding that could be cleared up with multicultural diversity training.

That means he likes her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30392882


*•*
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12/20/2012 06:06 AM
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just a misunderstanding that could be cleared up with multicultural diversity training.

That means he likes her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30392882


*•*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30209454


Yes, Whites need to be more understanding and accepting. We should appreciate jungle culture. It is perfectly normal for apes to fling their feces. It is racist to regard feces flinging with anything other than the greatest respect.
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12/20/2012 06:08 AM
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BAN ALL HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT SOCKS AND REQUIRE A PERMIT TO DEFECATE. THIS WILL SOLVE ALL SHITSOCK ATTACKS IMMEDIATELY
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lmao
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12/20/2012 06:09 AM
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Haters wanna hate.
Lovers wanna love.
I really don't want
None of the above
I want to poop on you

~R. Kelly Chappelle

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