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Lady Hit With Sock Full Of Shit In Chicago

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 06:11 AM
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She got shit-faced.
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lmao....She did indeed.
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12/20/2012 06:34 AM

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dude looks like dave chapelle
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Near exact!
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12/20/2012 06:37 AM
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What race was he? Oh never mind, who am I kidding. putin

Disgusting chimp.
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12/20/2012 06:43 AM
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BAN ALL HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT SOCKS AND REQUIRE A PERMIT TO DEFECATE. THIS WILL SOLVE ALL SHITSOCK ATTACKS IMMEDIATELY
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lmao! I needed that this morning.
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12/20/2012 07:04 AM

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No comment necessary, you racist motherfuckers grinning
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12/20/2012 07:06 AM
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Words fail me. ohno
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12/20/2012 07:10 AM
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Damnit I wanted to post a funny about banning socks and becoming a barefoot society... Well done
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12/20/2012 07:17 AM
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isnt that dave chapelle?
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12/20/2012 07:18 AM

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"I don’t know why he did it," she said, adding, "I’m pretty sure he wouldn't have done that to a guy."

Then you do know why he did it... but you don't want to even think about that.

Hopefully the cops will nail him fast because freaks like this tend to escalate their behavior and this retard wants to poop on a chick obviously, maybe he'll figure he'll need to snatch a woman to do the job right.

I remember being in school and sometimes seeing poop smeared on cubicle walls, sometimes even frustrated messages like "FUCK!" and "SEX!" and I'd walk out into the yard look around at all the students and think "that was somebody here and you're a fucking serial killer just waiting to happen."


There are some seriously broken people in this world, I mean... how the fuck do you even develop a fetish like that?
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Really great insight. I would have to agree with you.
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12/20/2012 07:23 AM
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Well if they were allowed to carry guns, someone could have shot the stupid mfer. One down.....10 million dumbasses to go. But, the government will take care of you now.
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12/20/2012 07:32 AM
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I can't imagine what would posess someone to crap in a sock and hit someone with it. That's just waaaaaay beyond stupid!
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12/20/2012 07:42 AM
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The suspect was given an erection following this act... I know I'm a psychic and I specialize in the field of dung
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12/20/2012 08:14 AM

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must have been a pretty shitty day for her
..why don't you take a seat over there
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12/20/2012 08:18 AM
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12/20/2012 08:20 AM

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That guy's getting his fibre.
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12/20/2012 08:24 AM
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aww he just likes her
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12/20/2012 08:25 AM
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Why is this surprising? Everyone knows monkeys throw poop.
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lmao
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12/20/2012 08:26 AM
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That guy's getting his fibre.
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alien03
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12/20/2012 08:31 AM

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Its the chicago equlivant of the ilima flower lei.
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12/20/2012 08:53 AM

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How Ya carry that around, in your pocket?
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12/20/2012 09:01 AM

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"Mud baths and facials"

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12/20/2012 09:21 AM
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How Ya carry that around, in your pocket?
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12/20/2012 09:23 AM
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One summer when I was working as a life guard, some perv took a dumb right besides the toilet. Do you suppose he did that at home, too?

We also found a shit log in the pool one time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


That is fairly common in public restrooms. The worst thing is when you don't check first, and walk on one!

Trying to wipe off human feces is worth than canine!
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12/20/2012 02:56 PM
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Basketball and throwing feces. Monkey see monkey do do.

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