It's my birthday. I made it to 50!

Opps. Birthday xD

Congrats! Happy Birthday!

Yay!

Thank you all for well wishes and even for pooping on this thread (negative attention is better than no attention, eh).

High fives to all!

me too

*You cannot use that many smilies in the message body.

i broke it man!!!!!

You young whipper-snappers these days, always vying for attention.

I hate to tell you this but you've breached the curve of skill/wisdom vs cost of keeping you alive. Your time has come, please get in line to be euthanized.

Really, what more does anyone have to offer the world after 50 that they already haven't provided?

This message brought to you by Obozo and supporters of universal health care.......

PS, sorry for the downer and I hope you get a nice piece of ass tonight but had to take this opportunity to shit out the truth....

If Madonna had a son, he would think just like you.

I get laid more now than ever before and haven't had/needed health care since 1992.

Firm believer that LIFE BEGINS AT 50

Happy birthday!