What Is The Weirdest Thing In Your BOB?

My wife has some of her collection of sex toys.

I have a few things that I would rather not post here, in case the shills see what tricks I may have.

A solar powered vibrator.

ummm....

wut meen BOB

its BUB not BOB

Bug Out Bag, you shill fucks.

scuba gear

bet ya didn't think of that?

Bubbles.

A grand piano. I had to use a shoe horn and olive oil to get it in there but holy crap it sounds good.

Tyvek 12' x 12'

mechanics wire and a deck of playing cards.

deck of playing cards ! not weird, but one has to have something against boredom.
i also put in the most (for me) valuable jewellery i have.
and some inscense sticks :)

Maxi pads to stop bleeding and for the ladies.

dryer lint crammed into film containers, ultra dry easy to light, little pinch goes a long way

I have a 12 volt power source. I don't even remember when I got it. Just checked my closet for the weirdest thing.

that's a great idea!

i have vaseline saturated cotton balls in my film containers.

Last Edited by Mike Ehrmantraut on 12/21/2012 02:10 PM

Roofies

Large size mouse trap,should be enough to bring down a squirrel or small rabbit

Blow up doll with a set of clothes for it.

Laugh all you want, but shits a decoy.

dental floss

I got a guy in mine, sez he's name is Bob.

Hiya doin', Bob?

wow i got in reality soil ...

I ate a quik ready 4 euro with shrimp meal + a patato 2 euro one with 4 beer.

Martini tower ... In bars ... Oh no that never works.

And wait a half year like startrek for a responce after typing , sjeez.

I picked up this whistle thing at Walmart. It includes a compass, thermometer and magnifying glass. The compass works very well. All for $4

fireworks

justification? distraction

Oh i bought a one eye binocular once and looked down on that church with a jack ...

...

I fell off almost one time while just climbing up and standing near a fence next to to those bells that went off ...

But sorry it is my home this dumb planet.

Hair brush and makeup.
We're in a society that feels most safe when exposed to artificial appearances and lies. You'd be amazed what gates you can get through by playing a part.

A Frank Zappa record